IF You've Ever Asked RKC for Table Advice..

Are you a table mechanic? If so, tell us all about your work.

I only pointed out that he made a false claim that he can't prove.

It's 'the cult of RKC'. He makes claims that can easily be proven false, but the believers throw stones at the ones who show them the holes in their religion.

Keep following your false prophet.
 
Ya' know, the saddest part about you is that you do decent enough work. You don't have to make claims like how you are the only living person who can do something. I guarantee that I work with 50 guys who could do what you do, as well as you do it. We choose to, instead, design and build multi-million dollar CNC machines.

Your methods are clever and they obviously get results which are good enough for playing pool.

You claimed that you were '...level to .0010" everywhere...'. That is the same as saying that it is flat to 0.001". That is one-third of the thickness of a sheet of notebook paper. You don't have a method to measure that. I guarantee this because you would need nearly $100,000 in hardware to measure that. That wood will move more than 0.001" with a temperature change of only a few degrees.

Charlatan.

Yep, wood moves all the time with the changing of temperature and humidity which also means that even you with 10 million worth of machinery can't do any better than i can, but the biggest difference between us....is that I'm doing the work, getting it done...while you're just running your mouth doing nothing except talking....see what i mean:rolleyes:
 
I only pointed out that he made a false claim that he can't prove.

It's 'the cult of RKC'. He makes claims that can easily be proven false, but the believers throw stones at the ones who show them the holes in their religion.

Keep following your false prophet.

How many phone calls have you taken from people asking for pool table advice over the last 20+ years? How many tables have you set up across the Country? I'm an engineer too but I don't butt into topics where I don't know what I'm writing about. So a wood platform can't be level down to .001" tolerances, who cares. He can get it close enough for the best playing tables anywhere. Hell, I'll cancel Glen coming to set up my table and have you do it. Will you be bringing the $100,000 CNC machine? When can you get to Oregon? I'm excited to know there is another traveling pool table mechanic.
 
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It's 'the cult of RKC'. He makes claims that can easily be proven false, but the believers throw stones at the ones who show them the holes in their religion.
Keep following your false prophet.
and so......
Who do you think we should be following?
Who do you think is better and will he do my table?
Seriously PoppaSaun, I need some work to be done on my table.
 
Please don't derail this thread, it's about raising funds.

Can't you find some children's lymphoma fund drives you can interject your comedy into? Something about trying to help someone out drives you wild?
 
and so......
Who do you think we should be following?
Who do you think is better and will he do my table?
Seriously PoppaSaun, I need some work to be done on my table.

Hey, if you enjoy a guy who makes false claims, belittles most people, and won't stop telling everyone how great he is, keep following.

Personally, I think that those who have to tell people how great they are...probably aren't.

Just like how honest people don't feel the need to tell people how honest they are.
 
Can't you find some children's lymphoma fund drives you can interject your comedy into? Something about trying to help someone out drives you wild?

Why so negative? I'm legitimately trying to help you out with this and now you're shutting me down? Just let me help!
 
Hey, if you enjoy a guy who makes false claims, belittles most people, and won't stop telling everyone how great he is, keep following.

Personally, I think that those who have to tell people how great they are...probably aren't.

Just like how honest people don't feel the need to tell people how honest they are.

and so......
Who do you think we should be following?
Who do you think is better and will he do my table?
Seriously PoppaSaun, I need some work to be done on my table.

It's 'the cult of RKC'.
Keep following your false prophet.

Again PoppaSaun, who do feel we should use as our Saviour Table Mechanic?
You didn't answer the questions.
 
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Personally, I think that those who have to tell people how great they are...probably aren't.


Sounds kinda like you PoppaSaun.
 

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Some of you clowns will die, some of you clowns will wish you died, but i can tell you clowns one thing i know for sure: imma fu*(k you all.

Seriously. Startin with the left side of row 3. Get nekkid.
 
Ya' know, the saddest part about you is that you do decent enough work. You don't have to make claims like how you are the only living person who can do something. I guarantee that I work with 50 guys who could do what you do, as well as you do it. We choose to, instead, design and build multi-million dollar CNC machines.

Your methods are clever and they obviously get results which are good enough for playing pool.

You claimed that you were '...level to .0010" everywhere...'. That is the same as saying that it is flat to 0.001". That is one-third of the thickness of a sheet of notebook paper. You don't have a method to measure that. I guarantee this because you would need nearly $100,000 in hardware to measure that. That wood will move more than 0.001" with a temperature change of only a few degrees.

Charlatan.

And...not to correct you or anything, but elevation and flatness iare two different things and are measured differntly. The starrett 8" machinist level reads to with in .0010 elevalion per 12" and that means the entire frame of the the table can read up or down, as long as its within those specs. Flatness is to read the entire frame of the table as one single flat plane, good luck acheving that with all your million dollars worth of equipment when it comes to leveling the frame of a missmatched GC when its made out of wood, then throw another 750lbs of weight on it and see what happens. The art of leveling a pool table is to compensate for the imperfections of the slate and frame to acheave an overall flat playing surface as to not roll off any balls. The flatter the frame, the less compensation is required to match the slate to it as to create a level surface. Who in the hell but a hack wants to use a thousand shims to compensate for a missmatched GC frame, as MOST used GCs have, and have the entire slate sitting above the frame sitting on wedges or shims?

See, your problem is you're to smart to work on pool tables. If someone with a Diamond table told you the table played great when i first bought it, but the rails play dead now...can you fix it? Well, as smart as you are, first thing you'd have to do is...research for cause and effect. 6 months later, you find out the rail bolts are loose, then 6 more months of research would be needed to determine why they came loose, then 3 more months to determine at what torque should they be tightened to. Then you'd have to spend another month determining the best way to tighten them, then spend 10 minutes doing it, and give tbe customer a bill for 1.2mil to cover all your research and development because after all, you do have to get paid right!!

I on the other hand would with all my years of experience tell the customer his rail bolts have come loose, common thing once a new.table has been set up for a while, then tell the customer what is needed to not only tighten the rail bolts, but to check them for tightness every couple of months until they stop coming loose, as far as my bill....no charge as i did it over the phone in my spare time:thumbup:
 
And...not to correct you or anything, but elevation and flatness iare two different things and are measured differntly. The starrett 8" machinist level reads to with in .0010 elevalion per 12" and th...blah-da-blah-blah

The way you described the work in the original post was defining flatness. Elevation is the height. Slope or inclination is what you measure with a machinist's level.

You're proud of yourself for figuring out that loose bolts can cause problems? Seriously? I figured that out when I replaced the cloth and re-leveled my table when I was 15...and I didn't call you or anyone else and the internet wasn't available.
 
The way you described the work in the original post was defining flatness. Elevation is the height. Slope or inclination is what you measure with a machinist's level.

You're proud of yourself for figuring out that loose bolts can cause problems? Seriously? I figured that out when I replaced the cloth and re-leveled my table when I was 15...and I didn't call you or anyone else and the internet wasn't available.

Good boy, you get a brownie buttom for that:thumbup:
 
The way you described the work in the original post was defining flatness. Elevation is the height. Slope or inclination is what you measure with a machinist's level.

You're proud of yourself for figuring out that loose bolts can cause problems? Seriously? I figured that out when I replaced the cloth and re-leveled my table when I was 15...and I didn't call you or anyone else and the internet wasn't available.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet that you're single, i just don't believe any wife could compete with your idea of a perfect woman to be married.to. if I'm wrong, I'd be happy for you as you found that 1 in 6 billion that met your stringent requirements:thumbup:
 
The way you described the work in the original post was defining flatness. Elevation is the height. Slope or inclination is what you measure with a machinist's level.

You're proud of yourself for figuring out that loose bolts can cause problems? Seriously? I figured that out when I replaced the cloth and re-leveled my table when I was 15...and I didn't call you or anyone else and the internet wasn't available.

I must be really old, cuz i was building pool tables long before cell phones came out, pagers was the big thing back then:rolleyes:
 
You're proud of yourself for figuring out that loose bolts can cause problems?
Seriously? I figured that out when I replaced the cloth and re-leveled my table when I was 15...
and I didn't call you or anyone else and the internet wasn't available.
Now who is being a braggart?
 
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