Interesting pool story....

Then C J Wiley performed CPR using TOI so Earl wouldn't be DOA. Earl revived nicely, shouting "Infidels" at the railbirds, while CJ received a standing ovation, and proclaimed, "The Game is the Teacher."
 
... and then the place closed and everybody went home to jerk off and all was happy.

..........THE END.........




:D
 
Earl proclaims "the game knew nothing until I came along, I showed it everything it knows!"

CJ replies "Oh yeah?, the game just taught me a new system - Super EXact Touch Of Inside - and I shall call it..."
 
SEX TOI!!

And with SEX TOI, it eliminates all luck, all aiming systems, all natural disasters, and nits. So there is no longer any need to invent new games. Never a need to practice. Even the ladies love SEX TOI!
 
Kevin Trudeau hears of SEX TOI and stops his most recent scam of stealing milk and cookies from preschoolers. He comes out and markets the living crap out of a new Women's SEX TOI league. He brings in millions from teenagers, lonely husbands, and AZB forum members in anticipation of the new league streaming. He is gone long before anyone realizes it's just a pool game.
 
Then one day...

A moderator sees a new user name of asshatKevin in the funny pic/gif thread. Because he spent 3 weeks on the same thread (presumably taking so long due to some "manual intervention" on Mosconiac's sexy GIF's), are able to track his IP and locate him.
 
Rather than risk more jail time, Kevin agrees to punishment of real SEX TOY's being used on him by all the players still owed money. Bigtruck and TAR both stream this, raising millions upon millions of dollars. Together they finally start a real tour with real money. Leading Tiger Woods to take up pool because there's just not enough money in golf!!
 
And would you believe it, tiger gets the waitress. And then mentions how good she likes the back nine.
 
after a 6 month affair with Tiger she writes a blog TOT(Touch of Tiger); CJ calls his lawyers and files suit for intellectual property right infractions
 
The bartender replied, "Harry's in the fifth race at Aqueduct. Earl is the new jockey, he volunteered after he was heard muttering "Pool ain't no sport, horseracing.... now there's a sport!" Harry the horse broke well from gate six and.....
 
...a flying saucer suddenly appeared overhead. A tractor beam sucked Earl into the spacecraft where aliens anxiously awaited to probe his...
 
Earl was released by the alien's , only when he came back he was a deaf , dumb and blind boy showing us how to play real pin--point position
 
And then Earl saw me standing in the corner and said," Is that your pool cue or are you just glad to see me, can I borrow that".
 
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