Since the IPT's promise of prompt payment applies only to "prize money" and not "gifts" or "bonuses", I wonder how long the members will have to wait for the $13,000 guaranteed to them in 2006. That was termed as a bonus, wasn't it?
IPT Slow To Pay
- Thread starter jay helfert
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A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse, of course;
that is, of course, unless the horse is posting on the thread.
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He may give you an answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to the horse, instead.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste the time of day.
The IPT will never speak unless it has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
We can debate this thread 'til our voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...
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It’s time to kill this thread.
JAM
And no one can talk to a horse, of course;
that is, of course, unless the horse is posting on the thread.
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He may give you an answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to the horse, instead.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste the time of day.
The IPT will never speak unless it has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
We can debate this thread 'til our voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...
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.
.
.
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It’s time to kill this thread.
JAM
JAM said:A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse, of course;
that is, of course, unless the horse is posting on the thread.
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He may give you an answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to the horse, instead.
People yakkity yak a streak and waste the time of day.
The IPT will never speak unless it has something to say.
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
We can debate this thread 'til our voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
It’s time to kill this thread.
JAM
Ugh?
JAM said:LOL.
That's kind of what I'm thinking when I see your latest avatar, mimicking the IPT logo with a male figure shooting between a female figure's legs on a pool table.
UGH!
JAM
Ugh was meant as a question as I couldn't understand your post, its the sort of thing I write when I come home from the pub worse the wear lol!
As for the logo, its a shame you dont like it, its more of a personal piss take to be honest but I must say I am impressed that you know its a women given that its a sillouette!
Interesting though, a certain well known person from the IPT said, and I quote "I love your avatar logo!"
Luckily the IPT have a sense of humour
TheOne said:Ugh was meant as a question as I couldn't understand your post, its the sort of thing I write when I come home from the pub worse the wear lol!
Huh?
TheOne said:
I think it's easy enough to ascertain that the figure on the table has a feminine likeness.
TheOne said:
That must have been a male figure.
TheOne said:Luckily the IPT have a sense of humour
I have a sense of humor, but since there are ladies and gentlemen players on the IPT tour, the logo does have a slight sexual innuendo which I personally think is in poor taste, but to each their own, I say! I probably don't like your logo for the same reason that you don't understand my "horse" post.
JAM
JAM said:
Yes I think Ugh = Huh
JAM said:I think it's easy enough to ascertain that the figure on the table has a feminine likeness.
you've obviously never been to Aisa, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference if I had used a high resolution photograph!
JAM said:That must have been a male figure.
I'm not as talented as you, I couldn't tell from his typing?
I have a sense of humor, but since there are ladies and gentlemen players on the IPT tour, the logo does have a slight sexual innuendo which I personally think is in poor taste, but to each their own, I say! I probably don't like your logo for the same reason that you don't understand my "horse" post.
I didn't say I didn't like your horse joke(?), just couldn't understand it lol, hence the "ugh"? My logo has nothing to do with the IPT, its my International Party Tour logo for my hopefully not to distant RTW pool/party tour! It closely reflects last years tour!
TheOne said:Hi Kevin, I mean Jake, all I know is that Jay put up his money in advance then waited a month before he actually came on the forums to share his frustration. For this it seems he got berated. It's good that it got sorted but I think it shouldn't be forgotten that Jay and others who knew about players not being paid gave the IPT the benifit of the doubt in the hope that it was an administrative error.
6 weeks to go, hmmmm, we could have an IPT cheer leading sing song, followed by a group hug, some funky new high fives and whooping, and round it off with a 20 minute kissfest?
Only as long as itr's sweet Marisa doing the kissing...
TheOne said:you've obviously never been to Aisa, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference if I had used a high resolution photograph!
That was not very nice to Asians. I don't think I have ever been mistaken for a boy, at least since I was 8, lol.
TheOne said:LOL, so much for this thread dying lol! I was talking about lady boys, he-shes lol eg men that look like women, not visa versa!
Coling Help! (he's an expert
Craig <--- writing hate mail <--- joke
Ok, I gotcha now. Btw, looking at your avatar's crotch (did I just say that?), it is hard to tell, ROFL.
Jimmy M. said:If it makes you feel any better, just by logo's alone, your tour looks like a lot more fun than the International Pool Tour.
Cheers Jimmy,
I don't know how good your writing skills are but, yes, YOU TOO could be on this tour! Details still to be finalised but if you you send me $899 (cash only upfront via a secret password protected website) I will definately (maybe) send you location and date details. Oh, you won't be able to play in the first two tournaments but next January (think July) you will be eligable to take part in the GREATEST, BIGGEST, RICHEST, Party Tour the unniverse has ever seen! Yes thats right, a REAL PARTY TOUR, in a REAL city, in a REAL Strip Club, with REAL Beer, and REAL lapdancers, its gonna be UNREAL....REALLY!
Oh sod it I've had a better idea, scrap the $899, I don't want you thinking I'm just after your cash Jimmy! However I must warn you, one comma out of line, a single spelling error, and your out, PERIOD!
But don't panic, you'll then have the opportunity of a life time to give me stacks of cash because we're going to have 10 qualifiers to test your lapdancer and general party knowledge, let me repeat thats 899 qualifiers (no connection
) BEFORE the first Party to give anyone the chance to Party!So YOU, YES YOU Jimmy have the chance to be party (get it!
) to this truly Open Intergallatic Party Tour! Important Info - any person or event mentioned in this post is pure coincidence and is based or no real person or venue. Events and rules subject to change at any time without notice. No money back guarantee, batteries not included
Without reading all 10 pages of this thing.. Did the IPT ever pay?
The reason I ask is I just watched the preview for the IPT (video preview) and it said something in there that raised an eyebrow to me. From the producers of "The Swan."
I know 2 girls that were on the Swan.. One of them placed in the cash (modelling contracts, vacations, cash prize etc..) and.. Well I'll just leave it at that.
DJ
The reason I ask is I just watched the preview for the IPT (video preview) and it said something in there that raised an eyebrow to me. From the producers of "The Swan."
I know 2 girls that were on the Swan.. One of them placed in the cash (modelling contracts, vacations, cash prize etc..) and.. Well I'll just leave it at that.
DJ
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TheOne said:Yes thats right, a REAL PARTY TOUR, in a REAL city, in a REAL Strip Club, with REAL Beer, and REAL lapdancers, its gonna be UNREAL....REALLY!
That's good stuff there. I want in. My wife always says she doesn't care if I go to a strip club. I've never actually tested the validity of that statement though.