It’s Time for Pool Sayings ....Again

ibuycues

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I shoot pool like I make love; I put everything in but the balls.
I break like I make love, I put everything in but the balls.

.....next?

Will Prout
 

Pangit

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I shoot pool like I make love; I put everything in but the balls.
I break like I make love, I put everything in but the balls.

.....next?

Will Prout


This is clearly why you play pool vs making love. Does your signifiant other (if you have one) "approve" of your pool playing activities?
 

garczar

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I shoot pool like I make love; I put everything in but the balls.
I break like I make love, I put everything in but the balls.

.....next?

Will Prout
Really????? Do we need to do this again???? It was sorta funny the first twenty times. Now?? Not so much. If i was to guess i'd say the NEWEST pool saying has to be at least 30yrs old. Just sayin'.
 

ibuycues

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Really????? Do we need to do this again???? It was sorta funny the first twenty times. Now?? Not so much. If i was to guess i'd say the NEWEST pool saying has to be at least 30yrs old. Just sayin'.

Just trying ti lighten the discourse on a Thursday.
Thanks for your help, I knew I could count on you.

I didn't nean to get in the way of your 10000 meaningful posts.
Will Prout
 

xianmacx

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Just trying ti lighten the discourse on a Thursday.
Thanks for your help, I knew I could count on you.

I didn't nean to get in the way of your 10000 meaningful posts.
Will Prout

Now this is funny...:thumbup:
 

ibuycues

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Already in this thread I see how some guys have such high post counts.
Out.
Will Prout
 

Ken_4fun

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I haven't hit a ball in months....(usually a lie to get a better gambling spot)

Hard to hit, easy to make...…(This one didn't make sense at first, but what they are saying is, it is hard to hit, but if you hit it, the ball will be made)

Ken
 

Boxcar

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A couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type; The husband was… well… a pilot.

One afternoon the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text message; so, she wrote the following:

“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.”

“If you are laughing, send me your smile.”

“If you are eating, send me a bite.”

“If you are drinking, send me a sip.”

“If you are crying, send me your tears.”

“I love you.”

The husband texted back to her:

“I’m on the commode. Please advise.”
 

Eric.

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On playing bad: "You need a break. Take two weeks off...then quit Pool"

On losing: "Somedays youre the bug and somedays you are the windshield"

On winning: "Even a blind squirrel can find a nut"

On shooting: "He hit that so bad it was almost good"



Eric >couldn't make a ball into the ocean
 

bbb

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dead balls are hard to find but easy to make.....cicero murphy
 

WildWing

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The family that plays pool together, stays cool together.

Great post Will. Lightens the mood, greenie for you.

All the best,
H
 
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