It’s Time for Pool Sayings ....Again
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Pangit
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This is clearly why you play pool vs making love. Does your signifiant other (if you have one) "approve" of your pool playing activities?
Really????? Do we need to do this again???? It was sorta funny the first twenty times. Now?? Not so much. If i was to guess i'd say the NEWEST pool saying has to be at least 30yrs old. Just sayin'.
Just trying ti lighten the discourse on a Thursday.
Thanks for your help, I knew I could count on you.
I didn't nean to get in the way of your 10000 meaningful posts.
Will Prout
So old, when it was new the dead sea wasn't even sick.
Now this is funny...:thumbup:
These are BRAND new so hold on to your hats. https://upjoke.com/billiard-jokes Certified fresh and never told/re-told. 
These are BRAND new so hold on to your hats. https://upjoke.com/billiard-jokes Certified fresh and never told/re-told.
Now that was useful. Thanks.
Will
that dude kicks like a mule
A couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type; The husband was… well… a pilot.
One afternoon the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text message; so, she wrote the following:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.”
“If you are laughing, send me your smile.”
“If you are eating, send me a bite.”
“If you are drinking, send me a sip.”
“If you are crying, send me your tears.”
“I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the commode. Please advise.”
The wife was a romantic type; The husband was… well… a pilot.
One afternoon the wife decided to send her husband a romantic text message; so, she wrote the following:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.”
“If you are laughing, send me your smile.”
“If you are eating, send me a bite.”
“If you are drinking, send me a sip.”
“If you are crying, send me your tears.”
“I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the commode. Please advise.”
FYI, the Top 100 pool quotes I've collected over the years (many from threads like this) are listed here:
Top 100 Pool and Billiards Maxims, Sayings, and Quotes
Enjoy,
Dave
Top 100 Pool and Billiards Maxims, Sayings, and Quotes
Enjoy,
Dave
On playing bad: "You need a break. Take two weeks off...then quit Pool"
On losing: "Somedays youre the bug and somedays you are the windshield"
On winning: "Even a blind squirrel can find a nut"
On shooting: "He hit that so bad it was almost good"
Eric >couldn't make a ball into the ocean
On losing: "Somedays youre the bug and somedays you are the windshield"
On winning: "Even a blind squirrel can find a nut"
On shooting: "He hit that so bad it was almost good"
Eric >couldn't make a ball into the ocean
