John Shmidt's got action

Since I have accepted Hesus Christos as my personal saviour, I know you are all going to eternal damnation. I will pray for you.

Dave Nelson
 
That picture is absolutely hilarious.

Whatever side you're on, everyone has to admit that John has a way with words that has provided some of most classic posts ever on this site. I thought the "bring $10 grand, duct tape, and an ipod" post was funny but this goat sh!t is the best ever.

Hopefully a few months will go by and this will eventually go off.
 
not to take anything away from its "funnyness" because context and timing is everything... but that is not an original saying (and no one has implied as much).. My grandfather used(uses) a version of it regularly. Adding the "2 dollars in his pocket" IS certainly a worthy addition!

Just for the record... I TOTALLY WANT TO SEE THESE TWO PLAY AGAIN!
 
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Dave Nelson said:
Since I have accepted Hesus Christos as my personal saviour, I know you are all going to eternal damnation. I will pray for you.

Dave Nelson

In the spirit of the thread shouldn't you say "I will play for you"?
 
Dave Nelson said:
Since I have accepted Hesus Christos as my personal saviour, I know you are all going to eternal damnation. I will pray for you.

Dave Nelson

Now, this I don't find funny. I'm F*cked now!!!
 
Technology

People need to start using youtube & woof on video (like boxing). It would be much more entertaining and would save a lot of back n forth typing. It would be sad to see a pool player succumb to an early retirement because of carpal tunnel. :p
 
Dave Nelson said:
Since I have accepted Hesus Christos as my personal saviour, I know you are all going to eternal damnation. I will pray for you.

Dave Nelson

Is he any relation to Jesus Christ? He played real good!
 
One of my favorite current t-shirts is "Jesus Safes" courtesy of Pool Tees.

I love it because the pool players get it and the ultra Christians don't. Whenver I wear it in the USA I get lots of compliments from strangers who don't bother to read it or even look at the image of Jesus bending over a pool table playing.

My ex-wife had one that read "Jesus is coming - look busy" that I loved.

I am all for religion - every time I am down on a tough money ball I am praying!
 
JB Cases said:
One of my favorite current t-shirts is "Jesus Safes" courtesy of Pool Tees.

I love it because the pool players get it and the ultra Christians don't. Whenver I wear it in the USA I get lots of compliments from strangers who don't bother to read it or even look at the image of Jesus bending over a pool table playing.

My ex-wife had one that read "Jesus is coming - look busy" that I loved.

I am all for religion - every time I am down on a tough money ball I am praying!


Jesus saves, but Moses invests! :)
 
Slow_roll said:
People need to start using youtube & woof on video (like boxing). It would be much more entertaining and would save a lot of back n forth typing. It would be sad to see a pool player succumb to an early retirement because of carpal tunnel. :p

LOL so true. And if this happened and went viral that might cause TAR to BLOW UP. Just imagine if Harriman and Schmidt were going off on YouTube for months and they had a huge - HUGE amount of people following it who could really care less about pool - what it there were like 200,000 people watching every video and then like ten thousand of them bought the PPV?

OMG this is the IDEA bar none. Get this shit out of the mud and go to where the masses are.

The beauty of this is that it doesn't have to be contrived. The feud is real and if John doesn't get ate by a goat then they could have a shot to make some real money.
 
Hi Jon

While your eating the turkey u should envite jiffy-leggs over and yall can take comfort and thanks in knowing you don't have to worry about me winning the third match up. No seriously John if u were to win I would not get on here and complain. From what I understand this is the way John does when there is pressure on him, it was a move and there are no questions back to that. By the way starting an argument to hold up the match as so to argue has nothing to do with a heated battle. Some of the posters on here think if they argue well it might help there pool game, this has nothing to do with pool.

Even if you talk to other people while I am down on the ball I won't complain, and if there is a ref you won't have the option to hold up play for ten minutes while we argue about rules that you know by heart. It might be interesting if someone were to ask the TAR people whether or not they thought John forgot about our jump cue rule at 9-8 me in the One Pocket match.
The bottom line with John is if he likes you he will try and win on the square, if he does not like u then you will need a ref. cause he does not mind pullin moves. John dislikes me alot more than I do him, we are very different people, I hope that he gets over his fears and takes a free shot at the$.

I guess if Efren came through my hometown and I had a backer and I was insecure about whether not I could win, I could just say Ohh well I don't understand those Phillippinos and all the powder they use gets on the table. Wow I just created an excuse as to why I did not want to play, I would play cause I like the action. I am a christian man but I do enjoy a good rivalry as much as the next player, I hope John gets over his bitterness and decides to play.
Sincerely, Danny Harriman
 
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Justin; the big fart wants to be there in person

JCIN said:
TAR is in whenever the guys want to do the match.

I know John's backer Gary went to KC and I think if he is in on this one it is only fair that he have the first shot at holding it in his room in Victorville, California if he wants to. We would love to do it at the Derby but scheduling something like this around the tournaments would be a nightmare. A match with this history deserves it's own showcase without a player having to worry about making a 10 AM match. We are open to whatever the guys agree on though and will make it happen.

When I talked to Danny at the Open I think his words were "I don't care where it is. I will play anywhere in the United States and I am ready to go right now." :D

I think John might just be playing a little hard to get right now. I bet after he thinks about it for awhile that competitor in him is going to be hard to ignore. :D

After two all around's the count stands:

14.1: Split sets

One Pocket: Split sets

10 Ball: Split sets

I don't care if they play another all around or just one game. There HAS TO BE A FINAL MATCH !!!!!!

If we have to get a ref involved and all the details of the game on paper before hand then so be it. Hopefully both guys can agree on a game , rules and stipulations to make this happen. Anything Chad or I can do to help just let us know.

Man I want to see this thing go off.

Justin, I would love to be there to watch in person and document the story for all to read who are unable to watch the entire match on TAR. While I am always a John Schmidt fan after he beat me in 14.1, I turned against Danny watching him constantly whining during the Dragon Promotions 14.1 tournament this year when every roll didn't go his way; what a baby!!! I can only imagine what "400" could have done to "outwhine" Mr. Harriman per Danny. Kristi Carter would be a great hostess to broadcast part of the telecast as she was great in WPBA event. Anywhere, anytime, the big fart wants to be there.

Petard
 
Danny Harriman said:
While your eating the turkey u should envite jiffy-leggs over and yall can take comfort and thanks in knowing you don't have to worry about me winning the third match up. No seriously John if u were to win I would not get on here and complain. From what I understand this is the way John does when there is pressure on him, it was a move and there are no questions back to that. By the way starting an argument to hold up the match as so to argue has nothing to do with a heated battle. Some of the posters on here think if they argue well it might help there pool game, this has nothing to do with pool.

Even if you talk to other people while I am down on the ball I won't complain, and if there is a ref you won't have the option to hold up play for ten minutes while we argue about rules that you know by heart. It might be interesting if someone were to ask the TAR people whether or not they thought John forgot about our jump cue rule at 9-8 me in the One Pocket match.
The bottom line with John is if he likes you he will try and win on the square, if he does not like u then you will need a ref. cause he does not mind pullin moves. John dislikes me alot more than I do him, we are very different people, I hope that he gets over his fears and takes a free shot at the$.

I guess if Efren came through my hometown and I had a backer and I was insecure about whether not I could win, I could just say Ohh well I don't understand those Phillippinos and all the powder they use gets on the table. Wow I just created an excuse as to why I did not want to play, I would play cause I like the action. I am a christian man but I do enjoy a good rivalry as much as the next player, I hope John gets over his bitterness and decides to play.
Sincerely, Danny Harriman
Grammar lesson #1-It's INVITE,not ENVITE!

And it's Jimmy-Leggs TO YOU!:mad:

Happy Thanksgiving to Danny and John.
 
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"...if there is a ref you won't have the option to hold up play for ten minutes while we argue about rules that you know by heart. It might be interesting if someone were to ask the TAR people whether or not they thought John forgot about our jump cue rule at 9-8 me in the One Pocket match." (Quoted from Harriman, post #211)

Well TAR prople, what do you say?
 
shankster8 said:
"...if there is a ref you won't have the option to hold up play for ten minutes while we argue about rules that you know by heart. It might be interesting if someone were to ask the TAR people whether or not they thought John forgot about our jump cue rule at 9-8 me in the One Pocket match." (Quoted from Harriman, post #211)

Well TAR prople, what do you say?
I say that I thought John and Danny worked out the details of the game between themselves. They are both grown men. It never occurred to us that two professional pool players could not complete a match without supervision or intervention over basic rules.

I also say that I have grown tired of all this.
 
JCIN said:
I say that I thought John and Danny worked out the details of the game between themselves. They are both grown men. It never occurred to us that two professional pool players could not complete a match without supervision or intervention over basic rules.

I also say that I have grown tired of all this.

Is this an avoidance to answer the question posed in the preceeding post?
 
Danny Harriman said:
While your eating the turkey u should envite jiffy-leggs over and yall can take comfort and thanks in knowing you don't have to worry about me winning the third match up. No seriously John if u were to win I would not get on here and complain. From what I understand this is the way John does when there is pressure on him, it was a move and there are no questions back to that. By the way starting an argument to hold up the match as so to argue has nothing to do with a heated battle. Some of the posters on here think if they argue well it might help there pool game, this has nothing to do with pool.

Even if you talk to other people while I am down on the ball I won't complain, and if there is a ref you won't have the option to hold up play for ten minutes while we argue about rules that you know by heart. It might be interesting if someone were to ask the TAR people whether or not they thought John forgot about our jump cue rule at 9-8 me in the One Pocket match.
The bottom line with John is if he likes you he will try and win on the square, if he does not like u then you will need a ref. cause he does not mind pullin moves. John dislikes me alot more than I do him, we are very different people, I hope that he gets over his fears and takes a free shot at the$.

I guess if Efren came through my hometown and I had a backer and I was insecure about whether not I could win, I could just say Ohh well I don't understand those Phillippinos and all the powder they use gets on the table. Wow I just created an excuse as to why I did not want to play, I would play cause I like the action. I am a christian man but I do enjoy a good rivalry as much as the next player, I hope John gets over his bitterness and decides to play.
Sincerely, Danny Harriman
look your a great player no doubt.
your not even really a bad natured guy. thing is if you dont call me up a week before our last match threatening me physically .
then bash me for weeks right after you say you will never play me again.

well then we would have played already.

you know im going to play you as soon as somebody makes it worth my while . if that happens ill play because i respect and need money much more than i disrespect and need you.

does that sound reasonable dani haryman

p.s. you have my number remember the one you called threatening to fight a week before our last match.
instead of all this posting just call me.
 
how are....

shankster8 said:
Is this an avoidance to answer the question posed in the preceeding post?
how are we supposed to know what john and danny are thinking i mean really! why not direct the question to john himself! john isnt going to lie. danny isnt going to lie. now that being said danny you ready....schmidtty you ready..... lets get it on 1 more time for the whole ffffin thing! no threats no bs...just good old fashioned 1pocket 10 ball and my favorite 14.1...and i dont wanna hear no more the last week in april works for TAR... hell i aint never been to victorville california! danny work for you? schmiddty work for you! lets get it on........................
 
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