I dont know what anyone else is thinking at this point but if i said i had a video over 7hrs ago i'd have posted it by now.
Also in 7hrs i could have gone to the post office and bought a new box, repackaged just the butt in it, sealed it, faked new paperwork saying the darn thing only weighed 15 ounces, went to a best buy 2 states away and bought a camcorder, filmed myself opening my shiny new box that looks like it is only being opened for the first time and still have that video up for people to see by now.
So at this point i don't believe anybody anymore...lol