News from Helfert and I

You look so cute together. :love:



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Using the latest technology, I've created a rendering of what your love child might look like. What a sweetie he/she is going to be. :angel:




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:D :D :D :D :D

Such a handsome devil! :oink:
 
You look so cute together. :love:



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Using the latest technology, I've created a rendering of what your love child might look like. What a sweetie he/she is going to be. :angel:




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:D :D :D :D :D

Oh. My. God.

That was the funniest post in the history of AZBilliards right there
 
Discussed changing the recipient of the Helfert Fortune in the will? :wink:
 

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I was watching the news when there was a news bulletin from Reno! I thought they were having an EMT convention, but now I know they were just trying to get Jay's heart started again.:canoodle:
 
Is it that the two of you are going to commentate together during a tournament?
 
"it puts the lotion in the basket"

LMAO!! Yeah, no kidding! There's another scene from "Silence of the Lambs" where he's dancing with his new human-skin-suit in front of the mirror, and asks the image he sees, "do you want to ... me?" (Obviously leaving a certain word out there -- afterall, we have [or will soon have?] kids reading this...)

Andrew has it right -- GAAAAHHHH! Kill it!!!

:D

-Sean
 
Can this truely be....:scratchhead:

Have two of AZB's finest gone and lost their heads......:shocked:

Surely ye jest...............:wave2:

On the other hand.......:thumbup2: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :grinning-moose: :grinning-moose:
 
Not only am I heart broken...I think I just got a little bit of throw up in my throat...

although he does have more hair than me...
 
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Not only am I heart broken...I think I just got a little bit of throw up in my throat...

Don't be heartbroken... three people guessed three separate correct guesses in this thread... and you wont be heartbroken about the true guesses/facts. :)
 
I need to get my computer fixed, I must have a virus affecting images. On my computer it looks like Helfert is wearing a pink shirt and carrying a purse.
 
I hope you didnt go and tie the not Trig. I was gonna propose at the next fast eddies. j/k.


Seriousely what happend? And it does look like jay is carrying a purse.
 
The Jay Helfert / Melinda Bailey fishing charter

Let's see, the month of April is just a little less than a month away...

I wonder if this is one of those Shane / CrisDeLaGarza "he proposed(!)... PSYCHE -- No he didn't!!" April Fool's mass put-ons to AZB land...

Jay, Mel -- the AZBilliards forums are like those deep sea charter boats you can rent here in NY, on Long Island, where you don't even have to bait your own line. The deck hands bait your line for you, you wait for the signal when the boat is over a school of fish (loud horn), you drop your line over the side of the boat, immediately snag a whopper, and reel it in. The deck hands remove the fish for you, re-bait it, and you continue.

I have a feeling you two are like the Klondike, dropping your lines over the side into AZB forum land, and reelin' 'em in as fast as they bite. "Fish" aren't very smart, are we? :D

-Sean
 
Misleading Title

There has been no "news" in this thread so far. I'll check back once more (my fingers are getting tired), but maybe this should just be changed to "a secret we will never know." Its bound to be less embarrassing to Jay than our guesses.
 
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