OMGWTF Disses Mike Dechaine, in style

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john schmidt

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hi

It's not like John is asking for an even game of 10 ball
Straight pool is his thing and he is a monster 1 pckt player
Johns a US Open champion. If your gonna bark........ Don't gaff the game
Mike nutted up and played SVB... Fade that break
i feel ya but i just dont think the breaking,pattern racking,luck of the break is the way to determine best player.
he was stupid for trying to fade shanes break ,im not stupid.
he can play me 10ball ghost. if not no biggie
i will play him all the 10ball he wants as soon as he plays me onehole and 14.1 .
mikes a great player so he can nut up and play me all around
 

peteypooldude

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i feel ya but i just dont think the breaking,pattern racking,luck of the break is the way to determine best player.
he was stupid for trying to fade shanes break ,im not stupid.
he can play me 10ball ghost. if not no biggie
i will play him all the 10ball he wants as soon as he plays me onehole and 14.1 .
mikes a great player so he can nut up and play me all around

I think you and Shane would make a great all around match
Your better at 14.1 Shane's probably the favorite at rotation and the 1 hole could go either way
 

liakos

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Totally agree john! If we are talking about the best pool player, we need to include all the games, not just one!!!
 

westcoast

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again a game where break just starts game its not the whole game.
14.1,onehole,or ghost games ,10ball ghost on a crazy tight table would be fine.
hes ranked high and mosconi player so i dont c how i could beat him but ill try

What is lacking about your break? Couldn't any weaknesses be fixed with your talent level?
 

john schmidt

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yes

What is lacking about your break? Couldn't any weaknesses be fixed with your talent level?

not only is my break lacking,theres too much luck in break.the way u fix it is to play other games like onehole and 14.1. those games require more skills anyway or at least have way less luck. i think the best game is snooker. ill play shane or mike snooker. neither shane mike or i have played snooker much but there is virtually no luck in snooker and the break is meaningless.
im thinking shane and i race to 17 frames snooker for 5000. they say snooker is much harder then pool so lets try it. dechaine is invited to play too.
 

KoolKat9Lives

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not only is my break lacking,theres too much luck in break.the way u fix it is to play other games like onehole and 14.1. those games require more skills anyway or at least have way less luck. i think the best game is snooker. ill play shane or mike snooker. neither shane mike or i have played snooker much but there is virtually no luck in snooker and the break is meaningless.
im thinking shane and i race to 17 frames snooker for 5000. they say snooker is much harder then pool so lets try it. dechaine is invited to play too.

I have no idea (who does?) where the heck this pool world is going sometimes. But John calling out Shane and Mike in Snooker opens a door.


Seriously? F'g ship it. I'd be interested in watching snooker with whom I've been marketed and exposed to. I think a lot of us would.


Regards,

Matt - aka KK9 <-- astounded as to how some think they have the bigger .... given a set of circumstances
 

peteypooldude

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I have no idea (who does?) where the heck this pool world is going sometimes. But John calling out Shane and Mike in Snooker opens a door.


Seriously? F'g ship it. I'd be interested in watching snooker with whom I've been marketed and exposed to. I think a lot of us would.


Regards,

Matt - aka KK9 <-- astounded as to how some think they have the bigger .... given a set of circumstances

I'm waiting to see THE MARS MAN come on here relaying Shane's response
"He can't beat me"
 

TATE

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Thank you for being a good sport about my writing and you have a drink on the wire when I see you next.

Bear in mind OMGWTF is in the BLOG business to entertain. If she didn't take a satirical point of view, what fun would that be?
 

KoolKat9Lives

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I'm waiting to see THE MARS MAN come on here relaying Shane's response
"He can't beat me"

Oh hell, I've played snooker 18 times. Shane nor Mike can compete with me using a red circle on the left-most table during sundown light and new cloth.

I demand a TAR match. I propose the winner gets 13 pieces of flourescent Nike wear pulled from the light (it helps disinfect).

KK9 <-- gonna be gangsta one day or the other
 

peteypooldude

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Oh hell, I've played snooker 18 times. Shane nor Mike can compete with me using a red circle on the left-most table during sundown light and new cloth.

I demand a TAR match. I propose the winner gets 13 pieces of flourescent Nike wear pulled from the light (it helps disinfect).

KK9 <-- gonna be gangsta one day or the other

I got lost at left lol but
I am pretty stoned right now
 
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StraightPoolIU

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ill play shane or mike snooker. neither shane mike or i have played snooker much but there is virtually no luck in snooker and the break is meaningless.
im thinking shane and i race to 17 frames snooker for 5000. they say snooker is much harder then pool so lets try it. dechaine is invited to play too.

Honestly that sounds crazy as all hell and it'll never happen, but damn I'd pay to watch that.
 

spanky79

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shes great,im buddies with her and shes super smart.
also i luved that pic of shane cleaning the balls. i get alot of flak from people but shanes doin it so maybe im not crazy afterall.
i havent played pool in 2 months but if dechaine would play me anything where the break is negated i would play him.
14.1 ,one pocket,or snooker,or even 10bal ghostl,one pocket ghost.
i dont have a great break plus i think pool should be decided by ball pocketing,position play,safes,kicking etc not who has a good break.
i dont think he wants any part of that but i hope so

Why don't you just practice your break like mike did and stop making excuses for not playing? So many people want to take away the thing someone else spent the time to work on instead of putting the work in to improve their weaknesses.
 

spanky79

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Playing the ghost still requires breaking. if a guy has a good break his run out will he easier.
 

cueporn

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Well written, humorous and completely mean spirited. Clearly agenda driven and they were sharking. This blogger has talent but is wasting it in this kind of malicious attack.

Way to pile on...how brave of you, but you really want him to do well.

Now we have another top player offering up a gaff games. What a joke.
 
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matteroner

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great blog ....my wife even laughed and she knows nothing about pool ....she does however know a douchebag when she sees one .....

Mike Douche-Train needs to get a reality check ....hopefully this is it.

He better learn to fake it till he makes it, because he's gonna be at the bottom very quick with this attitude ...

In life you have to be respectful or you get nowhere. I'm a veterinarian and a good one, but it doesn't mean shit unless your clients respect you and trust you. You could be the best at what you do, but if you are an asshole you don't get anywhere....it's humbling to realize that but it's the truth.
 
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