Omgwtf
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I met the Kaiser Soze of the pool world this earlier this year. I was at a tournament and on Sunday a friend of mine and I went to a pool room to sweat the local action. On a bar table in the front there was a young guy and girl playing partner 9 ball angainst two older guys.
I was kind of watching as I checked out the rest of the room when the girl got up to break..CRAAAAACKKK. 3 balls on break. I thought Damn. So me and my buddy start paying attention. The girl played good but broke 9 ball on the box amazing, always making 2 or 3 balls and not scratching.
My buddy says to me "Dude, that's OMGWTF." I'm like "Dude, she doesn't really exist. She's a forum legend, like back hand english, or civil discussion." He replies "Dude, she's real and that's her."
About the time we really start to disagree about this unicorn of the pool forum world, the girl in question (who happens to be attractive to boot)
walks up and says to me "Are you Justin ? I recogonize you from your pictures on AZ." That's when I said something I never ever thought I would say. In a too loud voice I said rather excitedly " You're Oh My God What The F#%K !!!!" How do I know it was too loud ? Cause the guys playing on the golf table were looking at me all crazy.
She just smiled and said "Yeah, that's me." We went on to have a nice conversation and she is a very cool girl. As we were walking out my friend looked at me and said "See dude, told you she was real." And he was right, now if I can just find that elusive back hand english, I'm not falling for the civil discussion myth....no matter what he says.
I was kind of watching as I checked out the rest of the room when the girl got up to break..CRAAAAACKKK. 3 balls on break. I thought Damn. So me and my buddy start paying attention. The girl played good but broke 9 ball on the box amazing, always making 2 or 3 balls and not scratching.
My buddy says to me "Dude, that's OMGWTF." I'm like "Dude, she doesn't really exist. She's a forum legend, like back hand english, or civil discussion." He replies "Dude, she's real and that's her."
About the time we really start to disagree about this unicorn of the pool forum world, the girl in question (who happens to be attractive to boot)
walks up and says to me "Are you Justin ? I recogonize you from your pictures on AZ." That's when I said something I never ever thought I would say. In a too loud voice I said rather excitedly " You're Oh My God What The F#%K !!!!" How do I know it was too loud ? Cause the guys playing on the golf table were looking at me all crazy.
She just smiled and said "Yeah, that's me." We went on to have a nice conversation and she is a very cool girl. As we were walking out my friend looked at me and said "See dude, told you she was real." And he was right, now if I can just find that elusive back hand english, I'm not falling for the civil discussion myth....no matter what he says.
OMGWTF
-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball
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-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat
-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball
)-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat
hilla_hilla said:OMGWTF
-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball
-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat
And the Legend continues!
The Possibilities Are ENDLESS
How old is she ?
She might be the perfect girlfriend/companion for SHANE VAN BOENING !
Doug
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hilla_hilla said:OMGWTF
-one of the MOST brilliant gals I have ever known
-has more heart on the pool table than any gal and most guys that I know
-shoots straight (and loves center ball
-CUTE asian girl IS accurate
-extremly witty and thinks fast on her feet.
-a loyal friend to have once you have her as your friend
-great taste in clothes, shoes and purses
-a bottomless pit when it comes to red meat
How old is she ?
She might be the perfect girlfriend/companion for SHANE VAN BOENING !
Doug
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I also know OMGWTF
Brian...I've played OMGWTF many times, when she was going to UCLA. I did exhibitions several times there back in the late 90's and early 00's. I saw her at the Billiard expo that Jay Helfert put on, and she wanted to break into the WPBA then. I'm not sure if that's still part of her project, or not!
Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
Brian in VA said:
Brian...I've played OMGWTF many times, when she was going to UCLA. I did exhibitions several times there back in the late 90's and early 00's. I saw her at the Billiard expo that Jay Helfert put on, and she wanted to break into the WPBA then. I'm not sure if that's still part of her project, or not!
Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
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All I will say is that she is old enough to buy a bloody mary .
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JCIN said:I met the Kaiser Soze of the pool world this earlier this year. I was at a tournament and on Sunday a friend of mine and I went to a pool room to sweat the local action. On a bar table in the front there was a young guy and girl playing partner 9 ball angainst two older guys.
I was kind of watching as I checked out the rest of the room when the girl got up to break..CRAAAAACKKK. 3 balls on break. I thought Damn. So me and my buddy start paying attention. The girl played good but broke 9 ball on the box amazing, always making 2 or 3 balls and not scratching.
My buddy says to me "Dude, that's OMGWTF." I'm like "Dude, she doesn't really exist. She's a forum legend, like back hand english, or civil discussion." He replies "Dude, she's real and that's her."
About the time we really start to disagree about this unicorn of the pool forum world, the girl in question (who happens to be attractive to boot)
walks up and says to me "Are you Justin ? I recogonize you from your pictures on AZ." That's when I said something I never ever thought I would say. In a too loud voice I said rather excitedly " You're Oh My God What The F#%K !!!!" How do I know it was too loud ? Cause the guys playing on the golf table were looking at me all crazy.
She just smiled and said "Yeah, that's me." We went on to have a nice conversation and she is a very cool girl. As we were walking out my friend looked at me and said "See dude, told you she was real." And he was right, now if I can just find that elusive back hand english, I'm not falling for the civil discussion myth....no matter what he says.
gopi-1 said:Thanks for the info. I'll buy you both drinks if you happen to go to Barona Casino!
I live about 5 minutes away from there. They don't serve any alcohol there because of the windy roads
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PoolBum said:
Yes I know who she is, as well as several others on here. We have played many times. Yes, she did go to UCLA. Whether or not she finished, I don't know. She was defintely hanging out in the UCLA poolroom in at least 98, 99 and 2000. Apparently she prefers to remain anonymous here.
Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
