Players at shooter's in Riverside CA

Don't sweat it Mrs. Jaden, I saw your hubby kick ass on the pool table and end up in the finals. He's been getting pretty good lately. Btw, tell him to bring his hot sister into the poolroom more often.
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J/k, I like to stir it up sometimes.
 
Ouch ... Wow you sure do like to stir it up ... I think I hear Tammy Wynette tuning up those vocal cords to that old country tune of ...
...D-I-V-O-R-C-E ...
 
I'll vouch for ya, as long as you tell me who the TD was that night....

Jepoy workin? who was playing golf?

lol!
 
I'd vouch for you, but I live a state away. :D Congratulations on your tournament though. WTG! Show her the cash you won, that should help.

Back when I was married to my EX, he came along to watch me play pool. Later, he told me he wasn't worried about me cheating because, even surrounded by guys in the late 70's, all I looked at was the table!
 
Jaden said:
I need help. Even though I got permission from my wife last night to go to the tournament, because the tournament got out so late, my wife thinks I was cheating on her. I'm Kevin, the guy who won last night, could someone who was at the tourney post that I was there please so I can stay out of the dog house. I don't even have a dog house so I might be stuck under the willow tree in the back yard...


Please help me!!!!!!!

Jaden
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Give her half of the darn winnings, you tightwad. :D :D

That doesn't work with mine but you can try it anyway.

I accuse my wife of hiring a private investigator to check up on me and getting a very attractive female private investigator to take multiple pool lessons from me. (This one called me at home out of the blue with no local pool history) I'm sure the PI's report said: "No cheating by this guy, on or off the table." :D

Tell the wife to hire an investigator. After she blows some hard earned money on that, the paranoia will simply turn to contempt for your flat-chested mistress.
JoeyA
 
For some reason, this joke comes to mind...

I was about to get married to Sarah but always had the hots for her sister Jane. I drove to Sarah's place to help her with the wedding invitations but only Jane was there.

"Where is Sarah?" I ask Jane.
"She left for an errand"

So I sit down and help her sister with the invitations instead.
I notice how she keeps on smiling at me.

Suddenly she stands up and tells me:
"I must sleep with you before you marry my sister. I won't tell anyone about this! Follow me to the bedroom."

Without hesitating I stand up from the chair and walks towards door leading to the street.

When I open the door Sarah and her parents stand there applauding me.
Sarah's father shakes my hand and says:
"You passed our test! You're the right man for my daughter!"

So... the moral of the story is...

ALWAYS keep your condoms in the glove compartment of your car!
 
Jaden said:
I need help. Even though I got permission from my wife last night to go to the tournament, because the tournament got out so late, my wife thinks I was cheating on her. I'm Kevin, the guy who won last night, could someone who was at the tourney post that I was there please so I can stay out of the dog house. I don't even have a dog house so I might be stuck under the willow tree in the back yard...


Please help me!!!!!!!

Jaden
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Jaden, I will vouch for you...:thumbup:
 
Samiel said:
For some reason, this joke comes to mind...

I was about to get married to Sarah but always had the hots for her sister Jane. I drove to Sarah's place to help her with the wedding invitations but only Jane was there.

"Where is Sarah?" I ask Jane.
"She left for an errand"

So I sit down and help her sister with the invitations instead.
I notice how she keeps on smiling at me.

Suddenly she stands up and tells me:
"I must sleep with you before you marry my sister. I won't tell anyone about this! Follow me to the bedroom."


Without hesitating I stand up from the chair and walks towards door leading to the street.

When I open the door Sarah and her parents stand there applauding me.
Sarah's father shakes my hand and says:
"You passed our test! You're the right man for my daughter!"

So... the moral of the story is...

ALWAYS keep your condoms in the glove compartment of your car!
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Is'nt that a commercial for Trojan condems now ??? Or maybe I had a dream about it wo knows ...sheesh ... lol...
 
Thanks Everyone.....

ftgokie said:
Jaden, I will vouch for you...:thumbup:
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It's blown over. She knew better, it was just a combination of things. The late turn out, how I woke her up to tell her how good I did, she looked on AZ to see if she could find an advertisement for the tourney and couldn't....

I had to explain to her that it was a weekly tourney that doesn't get advertised.

She read this thread and laughed at some of the comments. She had also found a lot of my porn on the computer and was suspicious. J.K,

Jaden

P.S. we should let this thread go away now..... My wife asked me if I could delete it and I told her that it doesn't work that way.....
 
Samiel said:
...ALWAYS keep your condoms in the glove compartment of your car!
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Yes
yes
yes.

The knowledge never stops.

Edit- Tell her to just call the poolroom next time and ask who won...and to leave you out of it.
 
Nothing worse than a paranoid woman........my last marriage counselor told me that if she is suspicious it may mean that she is messing around also.
 
Amigo, my wife gets that way every now and then.....usually she's feeling a bit insecure, which is then compounded by something else, and on top of it you get home late and pow.....she is typically very understanding, but when it comes to "bars", she gets insecure.....although, I always try to explain to her that there were only three women in the place, sharing 12 teeth between the two of them :grin: (a couple places that I play aren't all that nice)
 
easy-e said:
Nothing worse than a paranoid woman........my last marriage counselor told me that if she is suspicious it may mean that she is messing around also.
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No worries here........:scratchhead: Hey easy-e, have you been hanging around my house?
JoeyA
 
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