REVOLUTIONARY CUE Straightener Machine:

Duce

Duce

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From the same guy who brought you the USPS shipping box hand tooled cardboard case, comes the Patent Pending Cue straightener machine.

With it's Patented Home-depot SIX layers laminated SIX LAYERS! Laminated low deflection board. This board has lower deflection than Predator, Moochi, Tiger, and OB spliced together. Limited a time only, only two easy payments $29.99!

But If you PM right now, I'll throw in 2 industrial Billiard cue supreme tension zip ties and I'll cut the price down to $19.99 and instead of two easy payments, I'll make it one complicated as heck payment!

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So this cue has a bad wobble/run out caused by the top of the handle and forearm, will time and a little mist of the water bottle straighten this out?
 
I vote that the wooden board or the plastic ties are more prone to warp or stretch before that cue butt straightens.

A funny joke...but the funnier part is the fact that someone probably built this thing hoping it would work. Posting it as a joke was likely an after thought :p
 
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It will work, but you have to park the car on it at night{detailed instructions included}. And if you act now....to the first 100 pm'er you will receive not only two but four industrial tension zip ties. You must act within the next 10 seconds to receive this special offer!
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Duce, I feel that I should warn you that humor is an art form that should not to be taken lightly and that any attempts at humor can be a dark, and sometimes dangerous journey, where people love what you give them one day, and then yell out 'you suck' the next. Where the path to humor's fame and fortune is littered with the tattered remains of poorly thoughtout jokes and ill-timed quips. A lonely place where the need to create humor is so overwhelming that any personal relationships with others are only brief and short lived. I myself have had three wives and four dogs.
Other than that, I like your butt straightener. :D
 
Tramp Steamer said:
Duce, I feel that I should warn you that humor is an art form that should not to be taken lightly and that any attempts at humor can be a dark, and sometimes dangerous journey, where people love what you give them one day, and then yell out 'you suck' the next. Where the path to humor's fame and fortune is littered with the tattered remains of poorly thoughtout jokes and ill-timed quips. A lonely place where the need to create humor is so overwhelming that any personal relationships with others are only brief and short lived. I myself have had three wives and four dogs.
Other than that, I like your butt straightener. :D
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Wow Man! that was deep daddy O. Groooovy Man im really diggin this chicky she is far out! Peace out brother.:D
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zy112 said:
Is that a Muecci in your "straightener?" If so this just got funnier.
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1. Yes, it is a Moochi. My warped Moochi (QC isn't something you hear in their factory)
2. Yes, I did make this contraption.
3. I was really hoping it will work. And it wouldn't hurt to try, since the warp bugs the heck out of me anyway and it couldn't get worse.

4. The plywood was from the same Home-depot that Balabushka shopped at , if that makes a difference.

I will post up results in exactly 1 month from now! Then you'll be begging to be in line as if this was the SouthWest waiting list. Then you'll be raffling off spots on the list and all this good stuff you millionaire people do on here.
 
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Duce said:
1. Yes, it is a Moochi. My warped Moochi (QC isn't something you hear in their factory)
2. Yes, I did make this contraption.
3. I was really hoping it will work. And it wouldn't hurt to try, since the warp bugs the heck out of me anyway and it couldn't get worse.

4. The plywood was from the same Home-depot that Balabushka shopped at , if that makes a difference.
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I'm trying to think of other ideas that could fix this. All joking aside (even though the balabushka joke was funny), can anyone think of a way to solve Duce's problem?
 
nathandumoulin said:
I'm trying to think of other ideas that could fix this. All joking aside (even though the balabushka joke was funny), can anyone think of a way to solve Duce's problem?
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^^Jeah! If any of you has an idea, please post it up because GOOGLE doesn't seem to have much on this.
 
It does seem like the flexible plastic and plywood would probably give a little before they can straighten the stick. But if you can get stiffer (metal) backing then you might just have a shot. That or try to basically warp it in the other direction... place a folded cloth or something under the "spine" to push the stick in the opposite direction. Check on it every so often to make sure you didn't overcorrect. Could work.
 
^^Yes, I was thinking about buying a piece of square tubing and doing the same thing as I did with the plywood which I had laying around the house.
 
CreeDo said:
It does seem like the flexible plastic and plywood would probably give a little before they can straighten the stick. But if you can get stiffer (metal) backing then you might just have a shot. That or try to basically warp it in the other direction... place a folded cloth or something under the "spine" to push the stick in the opposite direction. Check on it every so often to make sure you didn't overcorrect. Could work.
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The cloth shim idea is a good one (presuming its against something stronger than that plywood).

What about putting the rig in a sauna or something? Think the heat and moisture would help bend it?
 
I think the mist bottle is a waste of time. Moisture most likely will not penetrate the finish to get down to wood.


Wait, it is a Meucci, maybe it will work.


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