signs you would like to see posted at pool halls :^)

[Sarnia Shorty]

I have one in my basement that reads "If there are no pool tables in Heaven, then I'm not going"

 

[tom mcgonagle]

"Quiet please. The people in here are surgically removing their balls from the tables.

Don't be the reason they slip up. You get to go next if they do."

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http://tommcgonaglerightoncue.com

 

[Quesports]

The one I'd like to see at the pool hall I play at is.

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!

 

[sjm]

One of my favorite signs was at a poolroom in Philadelphia I visited in the late 1970's. It said "banks don't have pool tables and we don't cash checks."

In my dream world, the sign I'd see in every poolroom would be "no jump cues."

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

The one I'd like to see at the pool hall I play at is.

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT!

And the Pun of the day Award goes too:

Good one Bud.

 

[thommy]

"Willie only used one cue, you can too."

 

[Mr. Bond]

WANTED: GOOD WOMAN
must be able to cook, clean, sew, polish balls and replace cue tips. Must have pool table and cue. Please send picture of table.

 

[hang-the-9]

my other piece of chalk is a kamui sign

That is great!

No tennis would not work for me though, once we spent a bunch of time seeing how many tables we can bounce a super ball across on. I got it all the way across the room, 5 tables.

 

[hang-the-9]

Actually this would be an addendum to an existing sign.

Under the obligatory "No Gambling" sign they need to put one "... Just kidding!"

 

[cueandcushion]

Headphones required for people with cra**y taste in music.

 

[OneIron]

Headphones required for people with cra**y taste in music.

Is this a veiled reference to "Is Rap Music?" thread?

 

[cueandcushion]

Is this a veiled reference to "Is Rap Music?" thread?

Rap music is like all music. There is good and bad. Yoko Ono makes worse music than rap could ever aspire to be.

http://youtu.be/HdZ9weP5i68

 

[Slim Limpy]

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[onepocketron]

"This is a pool hall, not a bar, act accordingly".

This particular place, get drunk, get rowdy, get thrown out. Love going there as it tends to keep all the idiots from enjoying themselves.

 

[champ2107]

 

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[fincherscues]

poolhall signs

this vet is medicated for your safty.

 

[fincherscues]

pool hall signs

this Vet. is medicated for your safty.

 

[KC7MRQ]

This ain't the middle ages. Please shower and use deodorant daily.