Brian is a friend of mine and I know exactly how he does it.
I use to teach him lessons when he was 16-18 years old, even then the Big Goofy Mook had this crazy stroke that would make women blush and experienced players want to quit.
Here is his secret.
He takes the cue ball and heats it to 27,000,000 Fahrenheit, the temp at the suns core.
He then sits on it and farts, the heat give him gas. Rumor has it he likes a little heat on his ass.
After it cools he soaks it in a combo of possum piss, imported virgin olive oil, 3-in 1 oil, tranny fluid, and other secret ingredients. He then lets it sit in a bowl of mashed potatoes for a week, which seals in the oils.
After a week when he gets to the pool room he throws the cue ball a mile cross town into the East River where many a pool player are waiting to catch his balls.
He then grabs any old cue ball and makes it dance like a monkey.
It's funny when Corey hits a big stroke it's all wow.
Brian hits a big stroke and it's juiced, he hit the rail first, trickery, whatever.
Here are his other secrets.
He rarely plays pool
Has a break like King Kong's great grandfather Don King Kong
Monster power stroke
Feather like soft touch
Runs out like water
Could care less about pool.
Is more into cues and building cues than pool. He Loves Cues!!!!!
Could be a world champ
If he gets bored with pool he may go bowl another 300.
Did I mention he could give a crap about playing pool?
A few players you may have heard of could vouch for him, Mika, Thorsten, Tony R, Ralph Eckert and a host of others.
