ok i can't take this anymore. I received the tape from aria that shows scott and dippy from fedex this morning. Here is how i got the tape.
Incardona, fast lenny, scott frost, jam and a few hundred az railbirds went to the aria demanding the "proof." this is my best recollection of what was said.
Pittsburgh billy was able to get the gm of aria to come to the security desk and here is what transpired.
Pb" sir, i would like to get a security tape from you from june 5th around 3-4 pm.
Gm: Who are you?
Pb: I am the great legend and hustler, pittsburgh billy. I am known as one of the "sharps." i was busting people when you were shittin yellow son.
Gm: Never heard of you.
Pb: That is why i brought all of these people with me, to vouch for me. Jay helfert is a legend too, and he will tell you who i am.
Jay: Pb is a fine man. He is the smartest man in the world and you need to give him the tape. His word is the gospel and we are on a fact finding mission. By the way, i am toupee jay, and i wrote a book. I am a legend on az billiards myself, and i would appreciate your cooperation.
Gm: Well gentlemen, what exactly are you looking for on this security tape?
Pb: Sir, we are looking for proof of whether dippy dave, aka as viffer, paid the freezer $50k
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Gm: The freezer?
Jay: Yeah, the freezer. One of the best one pocket players in the world. Scott frost. Now granted, ronnie allen could give him 9-6 and the break, but he is the best there is today. Freezer beat dippy out of $150k and we think he got stiffed for $50k, and a tahoe.
Gm: Hmmmmm. Interested. Isn't viffer david peat, the great high stakes poker player? I think he is in the poker room now with over $200k in front of him.
Frost: Yeah thats the coc#su####. I'll kill him.
Gm: And the rest of these people are "railbirds?"
jam: I am not a railbird. I am the significant other of grady seasons. I am an investigative reporter.
Gm: Maa'm, why are you here?
Jam: Because, even though i know nothing about anything that happened in this situation, i feel like i need to make it my business and i will post at least 3 times on each page of that thread no matter what. My boyfriend was one of the best eva! That gives me the right sir! How dare you question me.
Pb" sir, could we please see the tape?
Gm: Folks, do you realize that it is hard to believe all of this? Mr. Peat is one of our most valuied customers.
Iba: Listed bro, just give us the damn tape, i made a line in the action section and we have bets on what is on it.
Roy steffenson: I couldnt bet on a european so i bet on viffer.
Corvette approaches the gm.
Gm: Sir, who are you?
Vette: My name is corvette, and i am not a homo, but i play good golf. Oh, and poker too. And stevie moore is my hero.
Gm: Do you know a dave shadden?
Vette: I will not pay his hotel bill!!!
Supernova: Stevie moore cant beat larry nevel in an all around!!
Pb: Can we please see the tape? I am out a lot of money here and just want to settle this.
Gm: What is viffer's side of the story?
80 railbirds who dont have a ****ing clue about anything start chiming in. Most of them dont have all of their teeth and over half of them are over the age of 30 and still live with their parents, so it is understandably loud. Finally, it calms down.
Jam: Viffer claims he paid frost $50k outside of the valet stand here at aria. He didnt, but we need the tape as proof. Oh, and pool players are underpaid and it just makes me sick. I work in dc and i know people. Either you give us the tape or i will quit posting on az billiards forever.
Gm: Why would he not pay the freezer?
Frost: Because he hates me because he thinks i beat women.
Jam: Scott does not beat women. I have known him for a long time, and he is tight as a drum, but he dont hit no women.
Gm: Ok, let me see if i have this straight. Viffer, or dippy dave, lost $150k playing pool with the freezer. He got paid $100k but not the last $50k. Isnt it common in pool to "post" the money?
Pb: Sir, with all due respect, i am a legend in gambling and i made a decision not to make him post the last set.
Gm: Hmmm....not very smart.
Pb: I beg to differ. Sometimes you gotta give the fish some line.
Jay: Sir, please do not question mr incardone, he is the greatest gambler of all time. I wrote a book, and he is in there many times.
Gm: Sir, we have true whales come to our casinos all of the time. I mean real, live billionaires. Guess what??? We make them post!!!
Out of the blue jumps in grady matthews!!!!
Grady: Sir, can you believe the nerve of this dippy dave. He knew that billy was a legend. He knew billy was not on his home turf and was travelling. Despite that, he still tried to beat mr incardone out of his money. No respect!!! He should have lost on purpose and paid off even before they played. This makes my old senile ass sick to my stomach!!!
Gm: Folks, settle down. I would like to go have a word with mr. Peat.
Gm: Ok, mr peat said he paid the freezer the $50k, but he did screw him out of a 2004 tahoe. Mr frost gave a chris bartram 10k to give to mr. Peat. Who is this chris bartram?
The saw: He is my hero!!! He beat em all. That boy is a grinder i tell you. Just cant seem to beat them little yella ****ers.
Watchez: He is overrated. Justin bergman will rob him when justin turns 21. Oh, sorry, i mean 25.
Gm: Sir, who are you?
Watchez: I am the smartest man on az billiards. I gamble with nelly, carl from kc and billy mother f'n chips.
Gm: Mr peat says he is going to give the 2004 tahoe away at a one pocket event. He also said that the freezer and some big ugly samoan tried to rob him at the pool hall the other night.
Frost: Damn straight g. Hes lucky we didnt too. Im gonna get mine.
Gm: Folks, here is what i am gonna do. I have done a little az billiard surfing lately myself. I am going to overnight this tape to a certain poster on there. I will let him review and fill you all in with the details.
Jam: Sir, it is i who should review the tape. I am the member of az with the most posts and the biggest mouth. Please let me. It is only fair.
Gm: The decision has been made sir.
Jam: How dare you??? I will never ever visit your casino again.
Gm: Good day.
Pb: Thank you sir. I am sure we will get the truth from the tape and this member of az.
Well folks, it is true. I have the tape!!! I am going to go to lunch now, and when i get back i will finish reviewing it. I can say that from what i have saw on it so far, it is awesome!!! This will be my next to last post on az billiards for a while. My last post might get me banned, it might not. Either way i will be taking a break. I am not quitting in a hissy fit like jam or john schmidt do every few months, but i will be leaving. I have some bigger issues in my life i need to take care of instead of spending too much time on this damn forum. Its been fun and have met some cool people but i gots to go. Stay tuned for results of the tape. Peace!
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