hawaiiday76
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I'm putting together excuses for a t-shirt design like a "golfer's excuse" t-shirt for pool. What are the best excuses you've heard for losing a game or missing a shot?
What are the best excuses you've heard or said for losing a game?
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This is a good thread,I HAVENT BEEN PLAYING!
Do u want to play 500 a game,oh btw i havent been playing!
"There's no pocket there."
"I flinched right before I lifted my head."
"My meds are starting to kick in."
"I flinched right before I lifted my head."
"My meds are starting to kick in."
I had bad lasagna. For real i was told that!
I helped him as much as I could... it was me & him against me!
theycallmerock
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"I couldn't focus with this type of music playing."
The plane flying over the pool room sharked me.
"I just hit it wrong"
and my all time personal favorite "There wasn't a pocket where you were shooting the balls"
I got a broke toe. That was me the other night acctually. Amazing what a little difference in balance will do to you.
"I haven't been sleeping well"
"I have the shakes" (I heard this one last night)
"I have a pain in my shoulder/arm"
"This table is a piece of crap"
"Something is wrong with this cue"
"My other shaft is an LD shaft"
"I have been drinking too much" (I used this one last night) :grin:
"I have the shakes" (I heard this one last night)
"I have a pain in my shoulder/arm"
"This table is a piece of crap"
"Something is wrong with this cue"
"My other shaft is an LD shaft"
"I have been drinking too much" (I used this one last night) :grin:
I am in mourning.......Mourning the loss of my stroke!