When I Die

Which Inscription Do You Suggest Or Prefer On My Urn ?

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I Likes Me Some Meat....Pet Me At Your Own Peril

cincyman said:
That reminds me of my old line...... I am scared to death to fly but i do if i have to but anyway my friends says---" hey dont be scared when its your time to go its your time to go" and i say " i understand that perfectly i just dont want to be on the plane when its the pilots time to go"
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When (and IF) I go to THE UPPER ROOM :) I want to be reincarnated as a lion and come back to AZB like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7VkiL_PW6U

Doug
( I don't know which of you I would eat FIRST )
 
my back hurts so bad right now, i cant stand it, i chewed up 3 time release morphine pills 90 minutes ago, 4 lortabs etc and i'm not high nothing, just in pain so bad i litterly cant talk, perhaps Smorg the top 2 spots might be 2 dead guys soon, imagine that-this aint a joke about me, God all mighty i havent hurt like this since my 1st operation, i cant get out of bed, i got up at 3 am ehrn the pain started and its been getting worse all day,
 
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How About.

You know what you can do with your NPR, i tried and this is where it got me ! ! !
 
Smorgass Bored said:
When I die, I want to be cremated along with my pool cue and a deck of cards and have my ashes placed in an urn. I'm trying to decide on an Inscription for my urn.
Doug
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"Here lies (name), I succumbed to death not because I run out of pokes and strokes but because I ran out of breath." - Smorgasboard ;)
 
WARNING: Adult Content

Johnnyt said:
I say stick a bone up my A$$ and let the dogs carry me away. Johnnyt
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I can't use that one for sure. My wife would say, "after all these years, he finally gets a boner and he's DEAD.... or, all he does is lay there on his ash as usual."

Doug
 
I My Require More Than One Urn

I just thought of another urn Inscription(s): "This urn is warped and they didn't measure my armspand."

OR

"This guy's been promising to burn me for TWO years."

OR

"Please Get A Tracking Number For Smorg"


Doug
"This Is My Suitcase Game, Please Give Me A Walking Stick"
 
In this urn old Smorgs a sittin.

Played life hard never quittin.

Then one day he said he was tired.

Stepped back from the table and promptly expired.


Then just for fun have a little flower on there with one of them scratch and sniff deals.


Justin Nuder
 
Smorgass Bored said:
I'm trying to decide on an Inscription for my urn.
Doug
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white pepper

(i'm not necessarily entertained by the thought of people cooking with me, thus i come out as shit. but it's that or have my urn molded and sold as a wimin bicycle seat)
 
What about this Doug,


The Big Kahuna of AZB
May he rep in peace or

Smorgy
Rep in peace(imo)
 
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My Chicken Pasta Salad could of been better. LOL

Thanks Doug. LOL
I have such a busy day today. Working, getting league stats ready, making my pasta salad for my league players, and thinking of a phrase for your urn when you die!!! You got me totally off course today!!! My pasta salad should of turned out better. Its your fault. Thanks a bunch. LOL

(And I was gonna send you some)
 
Here's a few for the best avatared AZB'er there will ever be


"I'm on Reputation Vacation"

"I ran out of helmets"

"I would rather be here than in Texas"

"I can't believe I never got my Varney cue"
 
Here lie the ashes of Smorgy

Who ate while he was able.

But once overfed, he dropped down dead

And fell beneath the table.


When from the tomb, to meet his doom,

He arises amidst sinners.

Since he must dwell in heaven or hell,

Take him - whichever gives the best dinners. :p
 
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