Hi buddy! You asked for it, but let me take a second here and stop laughing before I get on with this post....
(Elapsed time of 3:03 to stop shaking (from laughing!) before I could continue...)
Ok, where were we. Oh yea, I remember. You wanna punch me! (Insert lengthly laugh track HERE...
First, let's you and me take a stroll down memeory lane...to THIS photo of you in this thread....***SEE Post # 15*****
Now, let's review another archived thread, found here.....
****(See post #89)****
Now, really, if seeing a little bitty snake cross the road and jumping up on top of somebody's car any way to prepare yourself for a "slobber-knocker
Peer, here's the bottom line. If we ever fought, I'd be sorry for the rest of my life. That's how long I'd be in jail for MURDER!
Or how about this...you gotta better chance of winning if you dress up like a pork-chop, go to your local zoo and jump in the lion's den!
When me & you finish, you'd have so many missing teeth, it would look like your tongue was in jail! :grin-square:
The last time I lost a fight, the Dead Sea was just sick!
When we're done, you can go to the dentist twice a year. Once for each tooth left!
I'll hit you so hard, when you wake up, your clothes will be outta style!
I got a PM saying you couldn't lick your lips in a real fight!
So, if you really want to whack me one but good, get ready to say goodnight to yourself.....:wave3:
Next time an idea comes into your head like that, drop it like it's hot!
And don't get mad at me for replying to your post. My therapist says I should express myself more!
Peer, for being such a good speedbag, er, um, sport, I'm giving you some good rep both to assure you that this was all in fun and also, so I don't get banned or suspended here for all this blabbering!
I know you was kidding, and so am I. It's nice that we can have fun here.
Plus, I don't want nobody here to get the wrong impression of me....