Why did the chicken cross the road?

...to get to Florida so he could play Donny Mills some 9 ball on his home table.

Southpaw
 
jason said:
johnschmidt:

i think ive been going about it all wrong.ive been asking the chicken to cross the road.instead im going to ask who wants the chicken to cross the road only to get to the other side i rarely cross the road and i think the general opinion is im much weaker at road crossings which might be true for many reasons.now im not asking the obvious chickens to cross like Foghorn, the San Diego chicken, the rooster, strong wing john, chicken little, super chicken.im saying if somebody out there feels like crossing even and they are not on that list ive got a backer with 10,000 bags of feed and its burning a hole in his overalls.i understand not many people want to cross the road with me but i think several want to cross and here is your chance at a nice payday on the other side. this is just some friendly crowing to get a road crossing for me ,im not trying to start a 30 page thread to make the poultry mad.simply if you want to cross and your not on that list im all ears and just pm me or whatever.take care everybody
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Jason,

This has to be one of the funniest posts I've read. I couldn't give you any more rep or I would. Gets funnier every time I read it.
 
Danny Kuykendal:

I'm a little concerned at the fact that I don't know who I'm talking to with the chicken that is crossing the road. I play pedal steel guitar and on the Steel Guitar Forum you always know who you're talking to. Even if an nickname is used the person's real name is listed under the nickname.

Why? Is it a poultry thing? Do chickens enjoy being incognito?
I personally believe this is one of the reasons KFC has achieved it's seedy reputation, because chickens are always doing something hidden (for lack of a better word).

Maybe this is an insidious problem particular to chickens? Is giving out your chickens name going to spoil some action?

All I know, if you bet with me, I need a name.

Danny K
 
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to get to the hot tub?

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Blackjack:

Normally, chickens do not know the correct route to take. They are always using the route chosen by most amateurs. Myself, being a 14:1 player, think that I have an advantage over the common chicken and could provide him with a very specific route, (also covered in my new book) that will get him to the other side with the least amount of obstacles.
 
Kanedog said:
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Them don't look like the kind of "chickens" that Giant Eagle or Shop-N-Save sells.
They look like beheaded aliens from Area 51.

You could make some money if you contact UFO Hunters before them things turn into a weather balloon!
 
klockdoc said:
Danny Kuykendal:

I'm a little concerned at the fact that I don't know who I'm talking to with the chicken that is crossing the road. I play pedal steel guitar and on the Steel Guitar Forum you always know who you're talking to. Even if an nickname is used the person's real name is listed under the nickname.

Why? Is it a poultry thing? Do chickens enjoy being incognito?
I personally believe this is one of the reasons KFC has achieved it's seedy reputation, because chickens are always doing something hidden (for lack of a better word).

Maybe this is an insidious problem particular to chickens? Is giving out your chickens name going to spoil some action?

All I know, if you bet with me, I need a name.

Danny K
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Does anyone really know this chicken? Maybe it's a roadrunner in disguise laying down the lemon to get the rail bet up.:eek:
 
Kevin Varney


" I will have the chickens done in 90 days or in your case 60, i already have a chicken pre cooked"
 
WheatCues

BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE *MY* SHOP IS!!!

BUILDING QUALITY CUSTOM-FITTED "COOPS" TO THE CHICKENS EXACT SPECIFICATIONS AT A REALISTIC AFFORDABLE PRICE !

BUILT TO THE EXACT WINGSPAN FOR A TRUE CUSTOM EXPERIENCE. A GOLDEN EGG ENGRAVED ON ALL CUSTOM COOPS, OR A SILVER EGG FOR THE "AVERAGE" CHICKEN WITH ABOVE AVERAGE STANDARDS!!!
 
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For the NPR fans

LWW: Because that chicken is nothing but a bleeding-heart liberal who insists on running away from the truth at every opportunity. He'll remain completely ignorant of the greatness of the current administration and howl at the top of his lungs, B-b-b-but B-B-B-BOOOOSH! Any chicken worth his salt would own up to the fact that the terrorists are at our doorstep, hiding their WMD, getting ready to barbeque us all. Fact of the matter, this chicken will continue to get duped by the mainstream media and allow the moonbat press do his thinking for him. But, you sir, already knew that.

LWW
 
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Cincyman

"I dont let my chickens cross roads with fine print on them because they might get robbed, everything must be clearly and conspicuous disclosed for my chickens!!!!
 
Fatboy said:
Cincyman

"I dont let my chickens cross roads with fine print on them because they might get robbed, everything must be clearly and conspicuous disclosed for my chickens!!!!
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Holy fuc#ing sh#$. Everything is spelled right and the sentence is almost coherent. No way Eric wrote this.
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Fookin chicken can't cross three fookin roads. I was rated #37 by the United Pro Chickens and learned road crossing from God when I was younger.
Bong Chicken

Btw, all these chickens crossing the road are only Debra Li and her two other chicks dressed up like chickens. I have traced their tracks and chicken droppings and they will see me in court, for pretending to be ME crossing the road.
Fast Chicken


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Ya got rep for that one, Doug!!!!!
 
Because the chicken was really a guinie hen and had to leave before it was outed..............
 
man, that john shmitt one was the funniest of the bunch and there have been some f*cking funny ones.

jason i woulda +repped you but you i already did in a prev post.

man i love this board :) thanks for the laughs.

we need more pro player chicken ones :)
 
Archer: " I am not sure. But, if he'll wait for just one minute, I'll get all the pebbles out of his way."

Tony Watson: "Well, there was probably some good sh#$ on the other side."

Efren: "He was just lucky he wasn't hit. Just lucky."

Ralf: "If the chicken would actually slow down a bit, he would be much more effective in his stroll."
 
Grady

It's simple. If you put legs AND wings on any animal that animal will eventually cross everything that is crossable.

And that leads us to why the farmer crossed the road......to get that damn chicken.
 
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