FATBOY:
You're all chickens! I'm the only rooster here. And I have all the hens, and I mean all of them. Even the famous ones sleep with me.
And you should see my egg collection! It's the biggest collection of rare eggs in the world. ALL made by Gladstone Gander, the world's greatest egg maker. And his son Barry Gander, who ain't too shabby either and a damn good egg himself.
Have you seen my chicken carriers? Only the finest in the world, made by Ferrari and Rolls. If you don't believe me, we can bet a little something, like a mil or two. I don't like to gamble, but I will make a bet if I believe I've got the best of it. And I will bet high, you can put all your eggs in one basket when you play me.
But in all sincerity, I like all you little ducks. You're great fun to hang around and make fun of. So thanks for the laughs. I really mean it. I like all of you, even Cincyduck. Look, if you're into chickens and eggs, you can't be all bad.
And I'm playing good right now. I crossed 16 roads last night, and got out 10 times. I got three bad rolls, when there were traffic tie ups, and one time the light didn't change, and I had to go back. I coulda got out 14 times. But I'm still a low 'B' road player, who dreams of being an 'A'.
I was playing Jaybird, who always gets lucky when he plays me. He won three eggs, but he can get the same game anytime.