Why did the chicken cross the road?
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RHN and Arnot
Fkk it, there's more bs here than Brazil and Argentina combined.
RailKingCobra
Fkk, deliver truck broke down again.
Smoregasbored
To rep someone.
EricDaRaven
To follow Varney.
SVB
To get away from little Alex who's still woofing.
Root beer sale
Barbara
Want some peanuts?
RHN and Arnot
Fkk it, there's more bs here than Brazil and Argentina combined.
RailKingCobra
Fkk, deliver truck broke down again.
Smoregasbored
To rep someone.
EricDaRaven
To follow Varney.
SVB
To get away from little Alex who's still woofing.
JAY HELFERT: The chicken crossed the road to get into the No-Limit Holdem tournement, sitting to my left. I was the big blind and the chicken came over the top of my standard 3X the big blind raise. I called with my pocket kings and the stupid clucker had 6's. Naturally the flop came 66k and well, you know the rest of the story....lucky clucker!!!!!
Anyway, I'll keep takin' the K's, they are sure to hold up eventually!!!
Anyway, I'll keep takin' the K's, they are sure to hold up eventually!!!
cue buying Chicken:
He crossed the road to find cuebuilder chickens like kevin varney chicken, and dennis searing chicken and sugartree chicken and hound them about when their eggs are going to be hatched, and how other people got their eggs a lot quicker than the eggs that they are expecting, not to mention these aren't fully made eggs, they are eggs made out of used egg shells so they certainly can't be as good as the other chickens who hatch their whole eggs from scratch, not to mention the waiting list for one frickin egg, how hard could it be for one chicken to lay one egg to his exact specifications. one wants his egg incubated at exactly 86.7% and wants the roundness to be slightly off, almost oval if you will, not to mention the color of the egg must be completely exact according to the wishes of the cue buying chicken. Once he crossed the road to finally buy the egg, after waiting 4 years, he walked right back across the road to sell the egg to the farmer and made enough extra money to get antoher egg from another egg making chicken.
He crossed the road to find cuebuilder chickens like kevin varney chicken, and dennis searing chicken and sugartree chicken and hound them about when their eggs are going to be hatched, and how other people got their eggs a lot quicker than the eggs that they are expecting, not to mention these aren't fully made eggs, they are eggs made out of used egg shells so they certainly can't be as good as the other chickens who hatch their whole eggs from scratch, not to mention the waiting list for one frickin egg, how hard could it be for one chicken to lay one egg to his exact specifications. one wants his egg incubated at exactly 86.7% and wants the roundness to be slightly off, almost oval if you will, not to mention the color of the egg must be completely exact according to the wishes of the cue buying chicken. Once he crossed the road to finally buy the egg, after waiting 4 years, he walked right back across the road to sell the egg to the farmer and made enough extra money to get antoher egg from another egg making chicken.
BARRY SZAMBOTI
"I didnt have anything to do with the chicken crossing the road, Dad made sure the chickens got across better than anyone ever, I'm only picking up where he left off. And let me be clear dad did it better than me".
(BARRY IS MY FRIEND AND HE IS THE MOST HUMBLE PERSON I KNOW, AND HE DIDNT MISS A STEP HE IS GOOD AS HIS DAD WITH THE CHICKENS)
"I didnt have anything to do with the chicken crossing the road, Dad made sure the chickens got across better than anyone ever, I'm only picking up where he left off. And let me be clear dad did it better than me".
(BARRY IS MY FRIEND AND HE IS THE MOST HUMBLE PERSON I KNOW, AND HE DIDNT MISS A STEP HE IS GOOD AS HIS DAD WITH THE CHICKENS)
Jay Helfert
Ronnie Allen crossed roads better than anyone, one-legged.
Jimbo
Stop road-design theft.
Ronnie Allen crossed roads better than anyone, one-legged.
Jimbo
Stop road-design theft.
Fatboy said:BARRY SZAMBOTI
"I didnt have anything to do with the chicken crossing the road, Dad made sure the chickens got across better than anyone ever, I'm only picking up where he left off. And let me be clear dad did it better than me".
(BARRY IS MY FRIEND AND HE IS THE MOST HUMBLE PERSON I KNOW, AND HE DIDNT MISS A STEP HE IS GOOD AS HIS DAD WITH THE CHICKENS)
Funny Eric....
But now, I gotta ask WTF IS GOIN'" ON!?!?!?!?!?
That's the second post in a row with ZERO spelling errors (not counting a couple of missed apostrophes), punctuation, commas, periods, quotation marks!!! I repeat WTF?????
Is Jay still there with you?? Jay, do you have Fatboy tied up, locked in a closet or (GULP) worse??? Are you rollin' in the Bentley? You wearin' the fancy watches?? Are those THREE Szam's under your arm?
I'm just sayin.....
Joe
(tryin' to decide if I should call the cops, Jerry Springer or Rod Serling)
Fatboy said:
FULL DISCLOSURE! Jay did NOT write this!
junksecret said:JAY HELFERT: The chicken crossed the road to get into the No-Limit Holdem tournement, sitting to my left. I was the big blind and the chicken came over the top of my standard 3X the big blind raise. I called with my pocket kings and the stupid clucker had 6's. Naturally the flop came 66k and well, you know the rest of the story....lucky clucker!!!!!
Anyway, I'll keep takin' the K's, they are sure to hold up eventually!!!
EARL:
Damn chickens, there's one at every table. They should be banned!
FATBOY:
You're all chickens! I'm the only rooster here. And I have all the hens, and I mean all of them. Even the famous ones sleep with me.
And you should see my egg collection! It's the biggest collection of rare eggs in the world. ALL made by Gladstone Gander, the world's greatest egg maker. And his son Barry Gander, who ain't too shabby either and a damn good egg himself.
Have you seen my chicken carriers? Only the finest in the world, made by Ferrari and Rolls. If you don't believe me, we can bet a little something, like a mil or two. I don't like to gamble, but I will make a bet if I believe I've got the best of it. And I will bet high, you can put all your eggs in one basket when you play me.
But in all sincerity, I like all you little ducks. You're great fun to hang around and make fun of. So thanks for the laughs. I really mean it. I like all of you, even Cincyduck. Look, if you're into chickens and eggs, you can't be all bad.
And I'm playing good right now. I crossed 16 roads last night, and got out 10 times. I got three bad rolls, when there were traffic tie ups, and one time the light didn't change, and I had to go back. I coulda got out 14 times. But I'm still a low 'B' road player, who dreams of being an 'A'.
I was playing Jaybird, who always gets lucky when he plays me. He won three eggs, but he can get the same game anytime.
You're all chickens! I'm the only rooster here. And I have all the hens, and I mean all of them. Even the famous ones sleep with me.
And you should see my egg collection! It's the biggest collection of rare eggs in the world. ALL made by Gladstone Gander, the world's greatest egg maker. And his son Barry Gander, who ain't too shabby either and a damn good egg himself.
Have you seen my chicken carriers? Only the finest in the world, made by Ferrari and Rolls. If you don't believe me, we can bet a little something, like a mil or two. I don't like to gamble, but I will make a bet if I believe I've got the best of it. And I will bet high, you can put all your eggs in one basket when you play me.
But in all sincerity, I like all you little ducks. You're great fun to hang around and make fun of. So thanks for the laughs. I really mean it. I like all of you, even Cincyduck. Look, if you're into chickens and eggs, you can't be all bad.
And I'm playing good right now. I crossed 16 roads last night, and got out 10 times. I got three bad rolls, when there were traffic tie ups, and one time the light didn't change, and I had to go back. I coulda got out 14 times. But I'm still a low 'B' road player, who dreams of being an 'A'.
I was playing Jaybird, who always gets lucky when he plays me. He won three eggs, but he can get the same game anytime.
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not bad . . .
Not bad Jay, not bad at all. Now for the tough part though, you need to go back through the post and inkorect the speling!
Hu
Not bad Jay, not bad at all. Now for the tough part though, you need to go back through the post and inkorect the speling!
Hu
jay helfert said:FATBOY:
You're all chickens! I'm the only rooster here. And I have all the hens, and I mean all of them. Even the famous ones sleep with me.
And you should see my egg collection! It's the biggest collection of rare eggs in the world. ALL made by Gladstone Gander, the world's greatest egg maker. And his son Barry Gander, who ain't too shabby either and a damn good egg himself.
Have you seen my chicken carriers? Only the finest in the world, made by Ferrari and Rolls. If you don't believe me, we can bet a little something, like a mil or two. I don't like to gamble, but I will make a bet if I believe I've got the best of it. And I will bet high, you can put all your eggs in one basket when you play me.
But in all sincerity, I like all you little ducks. You're great fun to hang around and make fun of. So thanks for the laughs. I really mean it. I like all of you, even Cincyduck. Look, if you're into chickens and eggs, you can't be all bad.
And I'm playing good right now. I crossed 16 roads last night, and got out 10 times. I got three bad rolls, when there were traffic tie ups, and one time the light didn't change, and I had to go back. I coulda got out 14 times. But I'm still a low 'B' road player, who dreams of being an 'A'.
I was playing Jaybird, who always gets lucky when he plays me. He won three eggs, but he can get the same game anytime.
Bert Kinister:
Yeah! big part of the road...Damn...stay with it chicken...don't take your eyes off the road chicken, ...it doesn't matter why your crossing, just feel it..feel it...cross it chicken...ooohhh...see it chicken...center of the road...stay with it....
Yeah! big part of the road...Damn...stay with it chicken...don't take your eyes off the road chicken, ...it doesn't matter why your crossing, just feel it..feel it...cross it chicken...ooohhh...see it chicken...center of the road...stay with it....
Grady Sir, I do not believe this crossing to be of sound decision, this crossing is fraught with peril
Travis Trotter:My dad the CHICKEN never made it across the road to get his normal ass kicking.
I don't know how I missed this thread.Its never too late.Great stuff.
I don't know how I missed this thread.Its never too late.Great stuff.
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