**Jay Helfert vs Derekdisco**Poll**

Chee$e or Cheese?

  • Jay Helfert will take home the cheese.

    Votes: 38 53.5%

  • Derekdisco will take home the cheese.

    Votes: 7 9.9%

  • They will discover the Balut buffet upon entering, stay there, and just cut the cheese.

    Votes: 26 36.6%
  • Total voters
    71
cmbwsu

cmbwsu

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Not wanting to hijack the Borana Adoni vs "omgwtf" thread, where the following was therein, I felt a new thread & poll was in order.

jay helfert said:
Sunny, you're turning into a regular Matchmaker! What's next on your Calendar of special events? :idea:
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derekdisco said:
I know what shes working on, you giving me the 8 playin nine ball is her next big project!
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jay helfert said:
Only the eight? I mean c'mon, I'm twice your age. I should be able to give you a lot more than that. How about the six out? Would you feel better about that? I don't want to take advantage of a naive young kid.

Tell you what I'm gonna do with you, since you're such a sweet young guy. I will give you the six out. All you have to do is lay me $20 to my $10 every game. You better grab this game while it's out there, because this offer won't last long. I made a vow last year to retire, so this is a special deal just for you, my straight shooting young friend. If it feels good, go for it! :grin:
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derekdisco said:
That sounds fair. . .you're on!
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jay helfert said:
Cool! You got a game. But my schedule is even more hectic than Borana's. I'm working the World Pool Masters from May 11-16 and will be doing some TV stuff the next day or two. Then I have to return to Los Angeles to prepare for the upcoming Seminole Tour event on Memorial Day weekend. I can't promise you but it's possible I'll have some time on the 17th or 18th.

If you come to L.A. I can definitely fit you in, maybe on the 20, 21 or 22nd. Come and get it baby! All you can eat! :thumbup:
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hehe, me thinks the absorbate one never did a poll !

he should try to scroll down and click the poll option when he makes a thread.

some one tell him ! :grin-square:
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ok now it is a POLL, sorry for doughting the one with cubicle pants !
 
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2:1 on the money is gonna come into play, hope to god JH doesn't win the first few games...I think Jay takes it down.
 
oldzilla said:
hehe, me thinks the absorbate one never did a poll !

he should try to scroll down and click the poll option when he makes a thread.

some one tell him ! :grin-square:
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ok now it is a POLL, sorry for doughting the one with cubicle pants !
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Someone tell the dealer in more cheese then this thread will ever garnish to be more absorbent when using spell check! Sorry if I sound like I am doubting the one in a shell (Oldzilla, aka Snail Gary). Doughting is part of the process of making pizza right? You gotta stay away from the Vim High Gluten High Power Flower man --- seriously. Back off on that dry yeast too while you're at it as too much makes you rise a bit too fast on the response side of things. Just sayin'.....
 
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cmbwsu said:
someone tell the dealer in more cheese then this thread will ever garnish to be more absorbent when using using spell check! Sorry if i sound like i am doubting the one in a shell (oldzilla, aka snail gary). doughting is part of the process of making pizza right? You gotta stay away from the vim high gluten high power flower man --- seriously. Back off on that dry yeast too while you're at it as too much makes you rise a bit too fast on the response side of things. Just sayin'.....
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rotflmao !
 
SpiderWebComm said:
I've never seen Derek play, so it's impossible to have an opinion.
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Impossible? Is your "bungholeo" sewed up or something -- I thought we all had one of those (opinions)? Oh wait, you're a spider, never mind......sorry Dave.
 
I hear Balut will grow hair on a guy's head. I was never hungry enough to find out.
 
cmbwsu said:
Impossible? Is your "bungholeo" sewed up or something -- I thought we all had one of those (opinions)? Oh wait, you're a spider, never mind......sorry Dave.
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Well, I worded that wrong sorry. This match is as likely to happen as Anderson Silva versus Brock Lesnar. That's my opinion.
 
Balut at it's finest...yum!
 

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SpiderWebComm said:
Well, I worded that wrong sorry. This match is as likely to happen as Anderson Silva versus Brock Lesnar. That's my opinion.
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One thing about me Dave. If I say I'll play, then I will. No ifs, ands or butts. For those out there who want to handicap this potential match-up, it is kind of a gaff game, but I must play good to win and I know it.

In the old days I would offer this game to anybody who I thought I could beat even. It just sounded to good to pass up. It won me a few dollars along the way with guys who I had already beat one or two times even. I'm not so sure I can still get there giving it up though.

I'm not sure I can beat Derek even anyway. The only time we ever played was a couple of games of One Pocket at DCC a few years ago. I think he may have been stalling on the old man though. ;)

P.S. He does not win on the break, only the nine ball counts there. I can't give him four balls on the break!
 
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SpiderWebComm said:
Well, I worded that wrong sorry. This match is as likely to happen as Anderson Silva versus Brock Lesnar. That's my opinion.
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I'm hoping it does though. Would be kinda fun to follow it -- better if it were streamed. These gents (can I say that on AZ?) are not ones to yipe empty barks though so it just might happen. It could/maybe/possibly/jokingly be "a play on words as to how the aforementioned thread had been going" too and the joke is on me. We'll see. I have skinny shoulders but they are broad.
 
Well Spidey ---- here's your sign:


jay helfert said:
One thing about me Dave. If I say I'll play, then I will. No ifs, ands or butts. For those out there who want to handicap this potential match-up, it is kind of a gaff game, but I must play good to win and I know it.

In the old days I would offer this game to anybody who I thought I could beat even. It just sounded to good to pass up. It won me a few dollars along the way with guys who I had already beat one or two times even. I'm not so sure I can still get there giving it up though.

I'm not sure I can beat Derek even anyway. The only time we ever played was a couple of games of One Pocket at DCC a few years ago. I think he may have been stalling on the old man though. ;)

P.S. He does not win on the break, only the nine ball counts there. I can't give him four balls on the break!
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