Blue Diamond Chalk Wearing Out Ferrule???

ShootingArts said:
I always knew there was something snaky about that Terry guy, anybody that nice can't be trusted! No telling who he stole the line from. :D

Hu
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Hu I would red rep him but it says I have to spread some around first before giving it to Terry again.
Cuebuddy cant stand a pool phrase hustler:p.
 
Who'd a thunk it, ace. This is like going outside to pick up the morning newspaper, only to get shot by a drive-by shooter with a malfunctioning GPS. :smile:
 

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Here is a Ace saying that really pissed me off and made me sick. After being accidently safed a bunch of times he takes a bad shot and now I got a clear shot but here comes the 6 ball rolling its way infront of my shot. He then yells out "Come on green monster!!". I instantly got sick and wanted to throw up in the corner pocket.

He constantly makes up his own corny lines and its sick.

Another t-shirt idea for you cleary
 
herniated laughter

Tramp Steamer said:
Well, my guess is that over a period time it would wear out your ass gasket and instead of going 'poot' when you farted, you would only go 'poosh'. I think there's some hard medical evidence to back me up on this. :smile:
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I think I herniated my inner dorsal shaft laughing!
 
junior718 said:
Here is a Ace saying that really pissed me off and made me sick. After being accidently safed a bunch of times he takes a bad shot and now I got a clear shot but here comes the 6 ball rolling its way infront of my shot. He then yells out "Come on green monster!!". I instantly got sick and wanted to throw up in the corner pocket.

He constantly makes up his own corny lines and its sick.

Another t-shirt idea for you cleary
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Yea, I need to set up a meeting with Mike "take too long" Wong about that... we are going to do a new line of shirts at the end of summer and I gotta get on the same page with him. I would hate to print any combination of words he may have stuttered out under this breath in the past.
 
cleary said:
Yea, I need to set up a meeting with Mike "take too long" Wong about that... we are going to do a new line of shirts at the end of summer and I gotta get on the same page with him. I would hate to print any combination of words he may have stuttered out under this breath in the past.
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How about, "Chalk too long Wong"?
 
GMAC said:
Superstar, it is the worst kind of slow you could imagine. He walks around the table twenty times on every shot then he gets down to shoot, then he gets back up looks the person he is playing right in the eye and laughs at them sitting in the chair because he knows they are suffering. He then proceeds to walk around the table another twenty times while placing his stick on the table checking every angle possible then he final shoots. He repeats this process for everyball. It is so brutal. Plus Mikey runs out so it is hard to fade.

To put it in presepective, I played him two races to 11 9ball and I won the first set in a run away 11 to 4 and I shoot quick. He beat me the second set 11 to 9 and the time was 76 dollars. Time is 11 dollars an hour. Unreal.
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This is the funniest post I have ever read. My ribs were hurting from the first sentence.
 
9BallMarksman said:
Mike "Chalk All Wrong" Wong
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We might be using brand new vocabulary word.

Chalking wrong in the future, might just be referred to as "Doing a Wong" or "Chalks like Wong"

Heck, that might be a new T-shirt!

CHALK LIKE WONG!

Or something like that.

I'm thinking KINGPIN and the word Munson

Verb - "His ferrule looked great until he Wonged it"
Noun - "You freaking Wong!!", "He pulled a Wong!"
Adverb - "He Wongingly took his time at the table"

I'm sure other grammatical interpretations could come up.

Just sticks out in my mind as in the pool room i used to play in, there was a guy who played billiards...pretty f-ing terribly. This guy is known for hitting a shot awful, getting lucky and crapping the point after all the right collisions.
He would crap more points on the billiard table then anyone else.
Subsequently, his name became the name for crapping a shot.

So people still say to this day, "He pulled a ___ ___" Or "that ___ ___ was disgusting" "I got lucky and ___ ___ed it" (insert random name into blank and you get the idea)
 
Yea the billiard players here call it a "Pancho" when someone says "Nice Shot!" before the shot is over and then they barely miss the point. Like "I got Pancho'd" or "Dont Pancho me!" Sometimes its "I pancho'd myself!" when they say they hit it good and then miss the point.
 
junior718 said:
Yea the billiard players here call it a "Pancho" when someone says "Nice Shot!" before the shot is over and then they barely miss the point. Like "I got Pancho'd" or "Dont Pancho me!" Sometimes its "I pancho'd myself!" when they say they hit it good and then miss the point.
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Exactly.

Maybe "Wong" can be a new vocabulary word in NYC.

Now to just attach the right meaning to it. LOL.
 
SUPERSTAR said:
We might be using brand new vocabulary word.

Chalking wrong in the future, might just be referred to as "Doing a Wong" or "Chalks like Wong"

Heck, that might be a new T-shirt!

CHALK LIKE WONG!

Or something like that.

I'm thinking KINGPIN and the word Munson

Verb - "His ferrule looked great until he Wonged it"
Noun - "You freaking Wong!!", "He pulled a Wong!"
Adverb - "He Wongingly took his time at the table"

I'm sure other grammatical interpretations could come up.

Just sticks out in my mind as in the pool room i used to play in, there was a guy who played billiards...pretty f-ing terribly. This guy is known for hitting a shot awful, getting lucky and crapping the point after all the right collisions.
He would crap more points on the billiard table then anyone else.
Subsequently, his name became the name for crapping a shot.

So people still say to this day, "He pulled a ___ ___" Or "that ___ ___ was disgusting" "I got lucky and ___ ___ed it" (insert random name into blank and you get the idea)
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I now, would be incredibly offended if someone called me a Wong. :D
 
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