Grasshopper be gone........

greyghost

greyghost

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I opened my door for a while to let the cool breeze in and guess who drops by.


Talked a bunch of trash but didn't have the money to play my a**

I booted him.....If you see this man let him shoot the duck cuz he ain't got any luck.

I don't know what he thought he was gonna do....poor ol' mr. grasshopper didn't even have a cue!

He tried to use my toothpick but it didn't have the clout. Stroked it once stroked it twice and it broke and fell about. I looked at him and cracked a grin and the ghost did run them out.

Long live the grasshopper for he did try
but i took his boots I took his hat, I took his wings now flyings the end of that.

He stomped out he slammed the gate, then hollered "I'M NEVER COMIN BACK TO THIS MF'N PLACE!"
 

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Harvest party, Keeb?
Comon now son, I know you be one o dos cajun swamp people and I know dat you maybe grow somtin out der in da swamp places where no one want to go.
 
revenge

He's bringing his big bro for the rematch....
Howdya like it now?

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Let me be, bee...

This morning it was in the low 30's here and I, too, had a visitor. She landed on my office window screen and just kept staring at me with those goo goo eyes. I opened the window and thought I heard her asking if I'd like to play a little one pocket.

The buzz is that she's a Bee+ player but I really had no time for her, had to get back to work.

She was disappointed, I could tell. I believe she just had her hair done special for me.

Ghost, maybe Katydid can give her some action?

Best,
Brian kc
 

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KoolKat9Lives said:
Brian, you'd have to give that 5 legged bee a handicap if you had a conscience. ;)
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I'll make a bridge for her and that's it.

I am totally impressed you noticed that. It took me a few looksies to realize she was missing one. You'd be a terrific mugging witness. :grin-square:

Best,
Brian kc
 
greyghost said:
I opened my door for a while to let the cool breeze in and guess who drops by.


Talked a bunch of trash but didn't have the money to play my a**

I booted him.....If you see this man let him shoot the duck cuz he ain't got any luck.

I don't know what he thought he was gonna do....poor ol' mr. grasshopper didn't even have a cue!

He tried to use my toothpick but it didn't have the clout. Stroked it once stroked it twice and it broke and fell about. I looked at him and cracked a grin and the ghost did run them out.

Long live the grasshopper for he did try
but i took his boots I took his hat, I took his wings now flyings the end of that.

He stomped out he slammed the gate, then hollered "I'M NEVER COMIN BACK TO THIS MF'N PLACE!"
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Your best post yet!:grin-square:



H.P.
 
I might suggest a exterminator
best to do it sooner then to wait till later
Some insects feed on rosebuds
And others feed on carrion.
Between them they devour the earth.
Bugs are totalitarian.
 
Cuebuddy said:
I might suggest a exterminator
best to do it sooner then to wait till later
Some insects feed on rosebuds
And others feed on carrion.
Between them they devour the earth.
Bugs are totalitarian.
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you may sort by clicking on a column he
 

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