who offer me a loaner.
I went to a fancy Internet Cafe once and they offered me a Spell Check.
I said, "their are lots of Internet Cafes in LA. I will go wear I is well come".
Bruce, you are truly a Spruce amongst all the Fir trees.
Speaking of that, I was at a Piano Bar last night. The piano player was drunker than a skunk. He took a break and went to the wash room. When he came out, I noticed that he forgot to zip himself back up.
I said to him, "Do you know your penis is hanging out"?
He said, "no, but if you hum a few bars, I could probably do it".
Absolutely zero to do with a dress code tho.
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