Agreed. Paul was ABSOLUTELY AWFUL. His predictions and analysis are nearly as bad as those of Geoff Conway, but Geoff has the right voice for commentary and has a decent feel for today's pool scene off the table.
:thud::killingme: That was funny! I have to assume you're kidding. Listening to that guy talk makes me want to inject his tongue with novocaine just to see if those contortionary vocal sounds coming from his mouth rely on any acrobatic tongue movements. He might be the only commentator that I actually have to mute. The guy makes me want to rip open all my wife's tea bags in the kitchen. :speechless:
Anyway ... on another, different note ..... I tried to watch last night. I have a hard enough time watching 9 ball, but far worse than any commentary were the antics of examining the racks.
What a bunch of shit. I'm from the Danny D school of it's neurotic and futile to try to worry about that crap. You aren't never ever going to align the balls, their numbers, their position over the spot, or the tiny spaces that may exist time after time after time of racking.
There has to be thousands and thousands of variables that will affect the angles the balls come off each other and at what speed they do so.
Let alone you are never going to position the CB in the exact same spot on the table, in the exact resting point of the CB on that spot ... or are you ever going to hit the exact same spot on the rack with the exact same english at the exact same speed to make ANYTHING they were ridiculously trying to adjust make a rat's ass difference.
Not to mention how these ten balls bounce off each other or rails at any exact repeatable way. The concept is stupid considering even further they're not calling shots during the game, they're using clubs to jump over balls like a frigging pinball machine ... that whole display was disgusting.
Ironically, a high percentage of the time they THINK they have it right, they either fly the cue ball off the table.... or into a pocket... or break dry regardless, or get stuck behind a ball, all of which are just another set of thousands of variables not worth laboring over hair line spaces in balls.
To think any of those antics were worth the wasted time it took to labor over such a random event as smashing 9 balls to hell and back was the nauseating part.