A scare for the Trampster...
- Thread starter Tramp Steamer
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I actually do live a (reasonably) healthy life style. I quit drinking 6 years ago. I quit smoking 21 years ago. I quit having sex just out of high school.
My only vices are Chinese Buffets, and Pizza.
P.S. I know there's been a thread on this, but I am an antagonist regarding second-hand smoke. Especially the kind found in poolhalls.
Genetics probably has more to do with it than anything.
I'll never forget this old comedian used to say: "I still drink, smoke, and have random sex, because when I die, I want to die from something."
A heartfelt thank you to Joey and Neil. Let's Rodney King this thing until I'm feeling better. It should be about a week from Friday. :wink:
I told him I ran eight and out the other day and he said that's probably what damn near killed me. He went on to say that the stress of playing One Pocket was more than my heart could take and suggested I take up pole dancing instead. The exercise would do wonders for me, plus the tips were pretty good.
I got a little teary-eyed there for a moment because it made me think of Sally (you remember Two Tooth, don't you?), so I told him I'd consider the idea. Come to think of it though, I don't think I can do it as my inner thighs are easily chaffed.
I may consider Turd Watching. A friend of mine said he had identfied over fifteen different species last week, not counting the four he saw in an ally near downtown. I'll let you know how it all works out.
We had a sign in the back of a motorcycle shop I used to work at.
This Is A Smoking Area.
If You Insist On Not Smoking, Please Leave.
This Is A Smoking Area.
If You Insist On Not Smoking, Please Leave.
To translate that into Derby City Classicese, "NO no smoking".....
T.S., glad you're on the mend. Try to stay that way, cause there's still a lot of pool yet to be played!
Tramp in the house
Hey Tramp-don't scare us like that.
Your zany humor is very much appreciated.
Hmmm-just happened to have some Nitro on hand, eh? So, are you taking Warfarin/Coumadin now?
I'm guessing that you had the attending staff 'in stitches' with your humor-seems only fair.
Hang in there buddy.
Take care
Hey Tramp-don't scare us like that.
Your zany humor is very much appreciated.
Hmmm-just happened to have some Nitro on hand, eh? So, are you taking Warfarin/Coumadin now?
I'm guessing that you had the attending staff 'in stitches' with your humor-seems only fair.
Hang in there buddy.
Take care
A week from Friday? You rehab QUICK. Don't start any fires until then. I'll be waiting.
They've got me on that damn Plavix. Before long I'm gonna be looking like a girlfriend I once had in high school. She had bruises all over her body from ten-foot poles.
I got no respect at the hospital, either. I asked a nurse if I could play the piano after all of this was over. She said I'll bet you couldn't play it in the first place, right? Man, it was a tough crowd over there.
I asked another nurse what most people thought of the hospital. She said they were just dying to get out of there. They were stealing my stuff, for crissakes. :wink:
I always had a feeling about you. So it was the GAY pool that got you in trouble , huh.
Since your probably on some sort of nitro crap an can't use what is probably a substantial supply of Viagra could you send it to me please?
I blew all my Viagra money in a ring 9-ball game.
The Viagra just keeps me from accidentally rolling out of bed at night. Other than that, why put a new flag pole on a condemned building?
Good to know you'll be around awhile.
Dave said he thought two teaspoons of dry cement would do a better job.
Dave said he thought two teaspoons of dry cement would do a better job.
I actually do live a (reasonably) healthy life style. I quit drinking 6 years ago. I quit smoking 21 years ago. I quit having sex just out of high school.
My only vices are Chinese Buffets, and Pizza.
P.S. I know there's been a thread on this, but I am an antagonist regarding second-hand smoke. Especially the kind found in poolhalls.
Well, what's the point of livin' then?????
Ah, yes, posting on AZB and pepperoni. May you have a long life doing both of them, and I'm glad you listened to your body talk.:thumbup:
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Thanks, Bonnie. The scat I really prefer is when Ella Fitzgerald goes..."ski ba bop ba dop bop".