Best/Funny Trash talk
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tomatoshooter
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Back in Jersey in the early '60's when two guys got heated up woofing at each other one was liable to say "dump!"
Dump meant that both would empty out all the cash including change that they had and the smaller of the two was the bet.
Funny stuff to see.
I have another one but the mods might not like it.
Dump meant that both would empty out all the cash including change that they had and the smaller of the two was the bet.
Funny stuff to see.
I have another one but the mods might not like it.
pm me....
WobblyStroke
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Two stand out to me... one bc it was the first time I got sharked as a teen and the kid in me still finds kinda funny, and the other one because it is most recent as it occurred last week in a ring game.
1. As I'm down on the shot with my opponent behind me, he whispers Ace Ventura's line to a Rhino: "Your balls are showing".
2. A young kid, kinda awkward in general, esp around girls, was about to run a second consecutive rack. He has a fairly easy 7ball and the guy shooting after him goes, "Hey whatever happened to that big-titted blonde you brought around here a while back". The entire group erupted in laughter and the kid missed the 7 pretty bad.
1. As I'm down on the shot with my opponent behind me, he whispers Ace Ventura's line to a Rhino: "Your balls are showing".
2. A young kid, kinda awkward in general, esp around girls, was about to run a second consecutive rack. He has a fairly easy 7ball and the guy shooting after him goes, "Hey whatever happened to that big-titted blonde you brought around here a while back". The entire group erupted in laughter and the kid missed the 7 pretty bad.
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At a boat ramp not playing pool, but too damn ricockulous not to share.
“What are you from Prussia?”
“No.”
“Bull$&it, I can smell the horsemeat on your breath.”
“What are you from Prussia?”
“No.”
“Bull$&it, I can smell the horsemeat on your breath.”
I was winning a lot in the bar I played at while in the military. A couple of guys came in that played in a league in town and their best guy wanted to play some $50 sets. I beat the guy three straight sets and his buddy started talking sh!t, saying how his buddy is supposed to rob me. I asked why. He said "He's the best player in his league and it's not even close!" I just replied "Well, it looks like he's out of his league."
in a pool room restroom. i walked into an open stall and a guy came out quiet i didnt know he was there,
his buddy that was talking to him said
"he aint dead"
i walked in the stall closed it and said
"doesnt smell like it"
his buddy that was talking to him said
"he aint dead"
i walked in the stall closed it and said
"doesnt smell like it"
L & P cue palace, prestonsburg, ky 90's; guy(phillip) replying to comment about losing some money to a guy"it's just money in the bank".
As a youngster, I was playing this really quiet guy who was way out of my league for cheap. He was just toying with me, but I was still impressed. After one of his great shots, I said "wow that was unbelievable!"
He turns to me and says the only thing I heard him say that night, "You won't believe this, but I was up all night the other day trying to miss that shot!"
I'm sure he stole that line, but so have I.
He turns to me and says the only thing I heard him say that night, "You won't believe this, but I was up all night the other day trying to miss that shot!"
I'm sure he stole that line, but so have I.
Sometimes the silliest quotes crack me up. I heard a guy say this to his opponent last week:
"That ball would've gone in if you hadn't missed."
"That ball would've gone in if you hadn't missed."
A friend of mine said, upon seeing Buddy Hall recently, “looks like he has the diet of a campground raccoon.” I had to pick myself off the floor after that one.
I was a spectator at a tournament at Bicycle Casino in L.A. back in the early 90's. the players were still racking for each other at th e time. It was a match between CJ Wiley and Dave "Underdog" Chartier. Dave apparently felt that CJ was racking loose for him and he kept checking the rack and asking CJ to re-do it. Finally Dave says "You play pretty good CJ, you don't need to keep putting moves on me". I thought it was pretty funny, as I would guess that Dave would have needed a significant spot if they were gambling in a long set.
The only time I've ever asked for a spot in a game, I'd returned home from college after many years absence and just wanted to grab a beer and relax with a friend.
Friend's cousin walks up and starts woofing at me to make a game. Said I wasn't interested and hadn't shot pool in 5-6 years. Woof, woof, woof. Me, spot me the eight (9 ball).
Him, "You can sit there until your ass grows roots!"
Eventually, he relented. Robed him blind.
Friend's cousin walks up and starts woofing at me to make a game. Said I wasn't interested and hadn't shot pool in 5-6 years. Woof, woof, woof. Me, spot me the eight (9 ball).
Him, "You can sit there until your ass grows roots!"
Eventually, he relented. Robed him blind.
I'm not much on trash talk so I had to reach back to long ago, "You can sell the shithouse 'cause you just lost your ass!" as I get up to come to the table after their miss. Not trash talk but pretty funny, people always knew when my friend Bobby was in a place. I walk in a place one night and the first thing I hear is "Sooooieee! Get in there ball!" Bobby was calling the balls home to the pockets like they were pigs. He was one of those guys that could always get in action or get something going. If I did the same things he did I would have gotten killed, probably literally!
I have to admit I occasionally looked at the table and started quacking when I saw a wide open table. "It's duck season!" Everything left on the table was a sitting duck. Speaking of fowl, "I'm going to pluck you like a chicken!"
The best trash talk had to be funny and in the other person's face too. One of the nastiest was a comeback to something coming your way. Reply, "Wow, what a dirty crack! Speaking of dirty cracks, how is your wife?" Needless to say things could get interesting after that!
Cowboys get drunk and they get to thinking they are the world's greatest, at anything. Lovers, fighters, and pool players being most common in my neck of the woods. A guy I ran with a few times a year and usually needed all the time in between to recover was a cowboy from DeRidder Louisiana. One night we had graduated from beer to whiskey and we were just quietly finishing the night on bar stools. All of a sudden he jumps on the bar, "I can lick every son of a bitch in this place!" Dead quiet for about thirty seconds then, "Hu, I can see a little better from up here. I think I am going to need some help with a couple!"
I had more than a nodding acquaintance with Dan's sisters. Years later one sister and I bumped into each other when we were attending different classes at the vo-tech. She looked at me, "Who would have thought we would have both died and moved to suburbia?"
All I have tonight but I'll be here all week!
Hu
I have to admit I occasionally looked at the table and started quacking when I saw a wide open table. "It's duck season!" Everything left on the table was a sitting duck. Speaking of fowl, "I'm going to pluck you like a chicken!"
The best trash talk had to be funny and in the other person's face too. One of the nastiest was a comeback to something coming your way. Reply, "Wow, what a dirty crack! Speaking of dirty cracks, how is your wife?" Needless to say things could get interesting after that!
Cowboys get drunk and they get to thinking they are the world's greatest, at anything. Lovers, fighters, and pool players being most common in my neck of the woods. A guy I ran with a few times a year and usually needed all the time in between to recover was a cowboy from DeRidder Louisiana. One night we had graduated from beer to whiskey and we were just quietly finishing the night on bar stools. All of a sudden he jumps on the bar, "I can lick every son of a bitch in this place!" Dead quiet for about thirty seconds then, "Hu, I can see a little better from up here. I think I am going to need some help with a couple!"
I had more than a nodding acquaintance with Dan's sisters. Years later one sister and I bumped into each other when we were attending different classes at the vo-tech. She looked at me, "Who would have thought we would have both died and moved to suburbia?"
All I have tonight but I'll be here all week!
Hu