Charle Williams is so slow....

[pt109]

Charlie Williams is so slow......
He couldn't even pass a kidney stone.

..blame chefjeff for that one

 

[Getnbzy]

CW is so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes...

CW is so slow you can time his 40 yard dash with...take your choice...a sundial or an hourglass.

CW is so slow that i watched a video of him playing pool once, pushed fast forward, and he STILL didn't move.

Blame me for these

Don't forget to tip your waitress and try the veal :lol:

 

[BasementDweller]

....deleted.....poor taste......sorry about that

 

[the420trooper]

Charlie Williams is SO SLOW.......

that I don't enjoy watching him play.

 

[pwd72s]

Charlie Williams is SO SLOW.......

that I don't enjoy watching him play.

Not funny, but so true...a greenie for you.

 

[sk8ordie]

Charlie Williams is so slow, it takes him 1 hour to cook minute rice.

 

[Mickey Qualls]

Charlie Williams is so slow they don't use a shot clock to time him, they use a sundial...

 

[cuesblues]

CW is slower than a league player on Quaaludes.

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

Chuck Norris punched Charlie and Charlie didn't feel it until the next day.

 

[Celtic]

Charlie Williams is so slow that Kid Delicious once told him to hurry the f... up!

 

[jason]

Charlie is so slow, molasses put him on the clock.

 

[12squared]

Charlie Williams is slow that the "Chariots of Fire" themesong plays when he's at the table. :thumbup:

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

CW is so slow, that he could run and still win a slow race.

 

[chrislie]

Chuck Norris punched Charlie and Charlie didn't feel it until the next day.

HAHAHAHA this is funny. :thumbup:

 

[Kickin' Chicken]

Charlie Williams is so fat that when he sits around the house, HE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE...

Oh, wait, you were looking for slow, not fat?

Carry on. :smile:

Best,
Brian kc

 

[alstl]

He visited an old folks home but didn't like it because of the hectic pace.

 

[poolcuemaster]

He is so slow he got caught slipping into a girls hotel room, with a key.--Leonard

 

[westcoast]

The strange thing is that the times I've seen him play with a shot clock on TV he seems to play very well. Perhaps he should shoot fast all the time

 

[LAMas]

He's so slow that ...

Quote:
Originally Posted by jasonlaus
Are you mad because CW isn't bangin you?


"Actually his advances were adamantly refused. There are lots of people around who know that whole awful story. "
Sweet Marissa

 

[steveinflorida]

Charlie Williams is so slow..............
they put him on a shot calendar.