Ever drink so much that the table was moving?

Moved??? I've drank so much the table dis-the-f-appeared. And then, I noticed I walked into my closet instead of my poolroom (zigged instead of zagged).

Dave
 
Anybody ever try to go play after coming back from deep sea fishing or from a week or so working offshore ? That's how your equilibrium makes the table seem like it's doing..lol
 
The funniest thing i ever seen was Davie Gomez was giving this guy a big spot for quite abit of money.The guy was drunker then heck but still played rather well(still wasnt going to get there)he breaks and when he breaks he lands on top of the table and lands on the balls.
The look on there faces was pricesless the guy says what the call, Davie says i guess i will shoot from here and runs out.Just when you think you have seen it all.
 
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You were there too? I thought it was the floor. Thanks for letting me know that it was really the table. Don't feel so bad now that you seen it moving also. I was getting worried and thought that I may have to give up drinking. :happydance:
 
that table would make me seasick!

Was that a table on a cruise ship, then?

...It actually reminds me of something from almost 20 years ago. We went to Eureka, CA for about a week of pool and on the ride back someone announces proudly that they got some incredible green up there, and they wanted to share. I'd never had it before, and they insisted that since it was very very smooth and mild, I had to have a whole lot, very quickly, for it to actually do anything.

(I was very young, and it took a lot of trial and error before I stopped believing whatever I was told by a "friend.")

Passed out almost immediately. For almost 3 hours. Woke up when we stopped in Redding at a poolroom. I thought I might feel a little better. Got the balls, racked them, started thinking things were a little funny... Finally I sidled up to a friend and asked if they had noticed that the table was about three inches higher at the foot than it was at the head? They thought about it.

We kept shooting. Finally he inches back over to me and says, "Wouldn't all of the balls roll downhill, though, if it was higher on one side?" That took a lot of consideration and thinking, and I couldn't do it. So I said "yeaaahhhh," like I knew what he was talking about. I needed to go to the bathroom.

The carpet had huge colored swirls in it, like a casino carpet. I was worried I would trip on a swirl on my way to the bathroom. I high- stepped it all the way across the room so as not to trip and fall on a swirl. When I managed to get back I had to get the keys and go sleep again in the car.
 
beem there!!

houmatroy said:
Anybody ever try to go play after coming back from deep sea fishing or from a week or so working offshore ? That's how your equilibrium makes the table seem like it's doing..lol
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Yep I can vividly remember my first swordfish trip back in the early 70's. We were on Georges Bank 300 miles or so offshore for 12 days. When we got home we went to the local bar and I was bumping into everything, walked like I was drunk before I got drunk!!
Dan
 
houmatroy said:
Anybody ever try to go play after coming back from deep sea fishing or from a week or so working offshore ? That's how your equilibrium makes the table seem like it's doing..lol
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ROFLMAO!!!

Hell YES, I worked on a jack up boat on a big SCADA job about a year ago or so, the jackup was swaying 5' side to side, but it made me sleep like a baby. I drove home and was SWERVING all over the road, and I was completely sober. I went to Fast Eddies and I about got sick trying to shoot, was unnerving as hell and I went home. I'm glad the platforms dont move like that, cuz that jackup was brutal.
 
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