Funny pic/gif thread...

dfweyer

Play it safe...
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oldzilla

Accu-Stats Messenger
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joke time !


When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away....
‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said as he walked up to her, ‘but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.’
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
:cool::p
 

o2bacs

oh to be ACS
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Am I a stalker for being curious enough to look her up on FB?

Naughty Tracy changed her username. A few years older.. But she is still hawt.

http://www.facebook.com/search/?ref...b&init=quick#!/profile.php?id=100000201130207

Russ


dude that is the funniest shit i think i've ever seen. i keep retyping because i can't stop laughing. tracys dilemma is bar none a historical web plunder but you asking the stalker question took the cake. i needed that lmao thanks
 

Jaden

"no buds chill"
Silver Member
Apparently you're proving yourself right with a contradictory statement

Apparently the average person is getting stupider by the minute. When I took it the average was 17.8 (I got a 24 btw).

If the average was 17.8 when you took it and 18.5 when he took it, then the average person would be getting smarter, not dumber; however, you prove yourself right by stating the opposite.... j.k.

Jaden

BTW, I only scored a 22 also.
 

conetip

AzB Silver Member
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A quote from Rob Muldoon, form NZ Leader.
His comment on people leaving NZ to live in Australia.

“New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries.”

“New Zealand was colonized initially by those Australians who had the initiative to escape”
 

conetip

AzB Silver Member
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i just lowrd the avrige.ha ha
mainly it auto clicked the rong wons wen the clock runs out.
 

Mr. Wilson

El Kabong
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Tree hugger

Tree Hugger

When you think you're having a bad day ...............read this and know that it could have been worse.


While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
 

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