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- Thread starter dfweyer
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Now thats funny!:rotflmao1:
joke time !
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away....
‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said as he walked up to her, ‘but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.’
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away....
‘I may look like just an ordinary man,’ he said as he walked up to her, ‘but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.’
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Some people are not ready for the interwebs...
Am I a stalker for being curious enough to look her up on FB?
Naughty Tracy changed her username. A few years older.. But she is still hawt.
http://www.facebook.com/search/?ref...b&init=quick#!/profile.php?id=100000201130207
Russ
dude that is the funniest shit i think i've ever seen. i keep retyping because i can't stop laughing. tracys dilemma is bar none a historical web plunder but you asking the stalker question took the cake. i needed that lmao thanks
Lol, here's a short test (timed) to see if ur smart or stoopid. Pretty fun, except the part where I found out im stoopid.
Smart or Stooopid test
How did you do?
Smart or Stooopid test
How did you do?
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Apparently the average person is getting stupider by the minute. When I took it the average was 17.8 (I got a 24 btw).
Apparently you're proving yourself right with a contradictory statement
If the average was 17.8 when you took it and 18.5 when he took it, then the average person would be getting smarter, not dumber; however, you prove yourself right by stating the opposite.... j.k.
Jaden
BTW, I only scored a 22 also.
If the average was 17.8 when you took it and 18.5 when he took it, then the average person would be getting smarter, not dumber; however, you prove yourself right by stating the opposite.... j.k.
Jaden
BTW, I only scored a 22 also.
A quote from Rob Muldoon, form NZ Leader.
His comment on people leaving NZ to live in Australia.
“New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries.”
“New Zealand was colonized initially by those Australians who had the initiative to escape”
His comment on people leaving NZ to live in Australia.
“New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries.”
“New Zealand was colonized initially by those Australians who had the initiative to escape”
I got 26 or 42.1% smarter than average. I know I got one wrong (inadvertant mouse click) and one that went by too fast to answer.
I got 26 or 42.1% smarter than average. I know I got one wrong (inadvertant mouse click) and one that went by too fast to answer.
Screenshot or it didn't happen.
Tree hugger
Tree Hugger
When you think you're having a bad day ...............read this and know that it could have been worse.
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
Tree Hugger
When you think you're having a bad day ...............read this and know that it could have been worse.
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"
"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.
"You've gotta be kiddin' me."
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"
He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
