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That's Techno Viking in your pic - more of a dancer than a brawler...but still cool nonetheless - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv6hz6NCL5M&feature=fvwrel
 
Flies

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding,
and the trooper started to lecture the farmer
about his speed,
and in general began to throw his weight around
to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket,
and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said,
"Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--
"Well yeah, if that's what they are-- I never heard of circle flies".
So the farmer says-- "Well, circle flies are common on farms.
See, they're called circle flies because
they're almost always found circling around
the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute he stops and says,
"Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses back end?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer.
I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers
to even think about calling you a horses back end."
The trooper says,
"Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says,
" Hard to fool them circle flies though. "
 
I was told by a good source this happened a several years back:

A guy was pulled over speeding (close to 100 in a 55). The officer walked up to the car, and asked to see the guys F%^&ing pilot's license. At that time the gentlemen pulled out his pilot's certificate from the FAA and handed it to the officer.

The officer looked it over for a moment, obviously at a loss of words, handed it back to the guy and said "Have a nice day." He got back in his patrol car and drove away.

I got stopped for speeding by a cynical cop.
Having trouble taking off are we Wing Commander?

I am sorry but I was looking for a Shithouse

You've just found one. Name and address please
 
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