Public apology!

Advice from John Wayne

One of the young aspiring actors found himself with a chance to ask John Wayne for advice.

John told him, "Walk slow, talk low, and never ever wear suede shoes."

The guy understood about the walk and talk but what was the deal with suede shoes?

Duke says, "If you wear suede shoes it'll happen to you like it happened to me. I was at a urinal and the guy next to me glanced over and did a double take. Then he spun towards me, ""John Wayne!!"" while peeing all over my suede shoes!"

If it even happened to John Wayne . . . . . .

Hu



brandonspitler said:
i was at the Midwest 9 Ball Tour event at Magoo's in Tulsa, Ok over this past weekend, and i had a major guilt-ridden incident happen on the first night...
and this is my apology for what transpired.......

i went to the bathroom after having about 4 bottled waters. there were 2 urinals, and as there was a fellow at the one on the right, i stepped to the one on the left. as i was taking a leak, my cue case slipped off my right shoulder. it's heavy.
i was holding my other equipment with my right hand, and as the case drop quickly on my bent elbow, i proceeded to lose all control...and i pissed down said fellows left pant-leg, and down into his sock and onto his shoes.
if said fellow reads this... i am SO SORRY!
i apologized at the time it happened, but i dont feel it was nearly enough. i felt horrible the whole night! although i would not have blamed you if you'd wanted to punch me in the jaw, i appreciate the fact that you simply said, "i was leaving anyway." after the look of shock left your face.
after admitting my accidental, yet idiotic faux-pau to my friends and my cousin there, i realized that it was a VERY funny thing in the aftermath, and they certainly got their chuckles on, but they were laughing at my idiacy, not at your expense! i just wanted to say im sorry, and that i feel terrible about it.
it was just a freakish accident.

sincerely,
Brandon Lee Spitler
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If your going to do something you might as do it right(opps...sorry about the pants,let me finnish the job,sock please)
 
OMG, do you know how hard it is to muffle laughter at work? I'm in a cubical farm & not doing such a good job. Thanks for the laughs!
 
Aren't you that small town sheriff played by Jackie Gleason in "Cannonball Run"?

KoolKat9Lives said:
Maybe instead of Brandon Lee Spitler your new name should be Brandon Pee Spritzer!
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Isn't that the name of the small-town sheriff played by Jackie Gleason in the movie "Cannonball Run"?

"I AAAAAMM Sheriff Brandon Peeeeee Spritzer!"

...oh wait, sorry, that was Buford T. Justice. :D

j/k,
-Sean
 
oh yeah!

:smile:
TATE said:
Brandon,

This is why we use a closed bridge.

That's a ball-in-hand penalty, I'm afraid.

You gave the guy a nice spot, he shouldn't complain.

Chris
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WOW! lmao!
thats funny! a closed bridge? USEFUL!
and yes...i control my cueball far better! lol, i got 5 kids, isnt that proof enough? lol

Brandon Pee Spritzer!
 
lol

mosconiac said:
OMG, do you know how hard it is to muffle laughter at work? I'm in a cubical farm & not doing such a good job. Thanks for the laughs!
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i was in such shock, i couldnt laugh or cry or anything. it was quite traumatizing! im willing to buy dude some new socks!

BLS
 
brandonspitler said:
i was at the Midwest 9 Ball Tour event at Magoo's in Tulsa, Ok over this past weekend, and i had a major guilt-ridden incident happen on the first night...
and this is my apology for what transpired.......

i went to the bathroom after having about 4 bottled waters. there were 2 urinals, and as there was a fellow at the one on the right, i stepped to the one on the left. as i was taking a leak, my cue case slipped off my right shoulder. it's heavy.
i was holding my other equipment with my right hand, and as the case drop quickly on my bent elbow, i proceeded to lose all control...and i pissed down said fellows left pant-leg, and down into his sock and onto his shoes.
if said fellow reads this... i am SO SORRY!
i apologized at the time it happened, but i dont feel it was nearly enough. i felt horrible the whole night! although i would not have blamed you if you'd wanted to punch me in the jaw, i appreciate the fact that you simply said, "i was leaving anyway." after the look of shock left your face.
after admitting my accidental, yet idiotic faux-pau to my friends and my cousin there, i realized that it was a VERY funny thing in the aftermath, and they certainly got their chuckles on, but they were laughing at my idiacy, not at your expense! i just wanted to say im sorry, and that i feel terrible about it.
it was just a freakish accident.

sincerely,
Brandon Lee Spitler
:embarrassed2:
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My Dearest Brandon.....

I am the said recipient of your freakish piss accident.....At first, I thought you didnt like me and my silly little comments....now that I have slept on it, and no, I have not washed my leg, I feel that if you cant piss on a friends leg, whos leg CAN you piss on. Again, these things happen...and what the hell, that leg was cold anyways, and your pee may have saved me from getting frostbite on that leg....so it should be ME that is thanking YOU for peeing on my leg!

Shawn

:wave:
 
here is the up side to this. i was watching dr. oz and he asked the audience how many piss in the shower. then he said it is okay to do this. i really forgot why, mainly because i never have a problem in the shower. i guess you can be affected by the warm water though !
if someone seen dr. oz and knows why he said it is okay please post. i could go to his website but again i have no reason. really !
 
I do forgive you, but laughing about it hurts my feelings and makes me think your apology is insincere.

Would you please cover the cost of getting my shoes professionally cleaned as these Nike's aren't supposed to be yellow and smell of asparagus.

Thanks.
 
It could have been worse...you could have been sitting next to each other instead of standing at the time. :wink:

Jim
 
what's ALSO hilarious is that at least three people so far have each claimed to be the person you met in the restroom....

(somehow I doubt them all...)
 
brandonspitler said:
i was at the Midwest 9 Ball Tour event at Magoo's in Tulsa, Ok over this past weekend, and i had a major guilt-ridden incident happen on the first night...
and this is my apology for what transpired.......

i went to the bathroom after having about 4 bottled waters. there were 2 urinals, and as there was a fellow at the one on the right, i stepped to the one on the left. as i was taking a leak, my cue case slipped off my right shoulder. it's heavy.
i was holding my other equipment with my right hand, and as the case drop quickly on my bent elbow, i proceeded to lose all control...and i pissed down said fellows left pant-leg, and down into his sock and onto his shoes.
if said fellow reads this... i am SO SORRY!
i apologized at the time it happened, but i dont feel it was nearly enough. i felt horrible the whole night! although i would not have blamed you if you'd wanted to punch me in the jaw, i appreciate the fact that you simply said, "i was leaving anyway." after the look of shock left your face.
after admitting my accidental, yet idiotic faux-pau to my friends and my cousin there, i realized that it was a VERY funny thing in the aftermath, and they certainly got their chuckles on, but they were laughing at my idiacy, not at your expense! i just wanted to say im sorry, and that i feel terrible about it.
it was just a freakish accident.

sincerely,
Brandon Lee Spitler
:embarrassed2:
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All i know is that if i was the guy...i wouldn't come on here to accept your apology...would take it to the grave..lol:eek:
 
ftgokie said:
My Dearest Brandon.....

I am the said recipient of your freakish piss accident.....At first, I thought you didnt like me and my silly little comments....now that I have slept on it, and no, I have not washed my leg, I feel that if you cant piss on a friends leg, whos leg CAN you piss on. Again, these things happen...and what the hell, that leg was cold anyways, and your pee may have saved me from getting frostbite on that leg....so it should be ME that is thanking YOU for peeing on my leg!

Shawn

:wave:
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Shawn, you have the best luck my friend, you find cues at pawn shops for hella good deals, you got a porper mini Q lathe for a 1/4 of the price and even a Willard tip machine to go with it, and you also the creativity and courage to ask several cuemakers to participate in an idea where many people would think you were nuts and what's nice to see is that the AZ Build Off thing going very well.

Now, you have the privilege to say that you had something crazy like this happen to you. What a life of pool, fun, and luck you got going for you. :wink:

You can look at it this way.......


At least it was a #1 and not a #2. :shocked2:
 
SK Custom Cues said:
Shawn, you have the best luck my friend, you find cues at pawn shops for hella good deals, you got a porper mini Q lathe for a 1/4 of the price and even a Willard tip machine to go with it, and you also the creativity and courage to ask several cuemakers to participate in an idea where many people would think you were nuts and what's nice to see is that the AZ Build Off thing going very well.

Now, you have the privilege to say that you had something crazy like this happen to you. What a life of pool, fun, and luck you got going for you. :wink:

You can look at it this way.......


At least it was a #1 and not a #2. :shocked2:
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I felt we really connected that night, the way we were gazing into each others eyes....now that's how friendships are made!
:cool:

Seriously though, nice meeting you Brandon
 
Brandon, after an apology like that I've got say you're a stand-up guy. But, maybe from now on you ought to be a sit-down guy. Great story.
 
I wonder if that guy still thinks it is better to be pissed off than pissed on... LOL!!! I'm 100% sure he does...LOL!!
 
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