Hahaha, I wouldn't want to be Mike then. Luckily there is no shortage of cadavers to practice on.
I think I may have to steal that one for Open Mike Night JB.
A pretty good opening line if I do say so.
If that one bombs, yer in trouble for the next ten minutes.
Try telling the audience you spend most of your time on a forum message board arguing about pool. That one always kills.