larrynj1 said:
I know man, this thread is fading faster than Micheal Richards' stand-up bookings
Gimme a minute and I'll try to think up an outlandish MT story for everyone
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I know man, this thread is fading faster than Micheal Richards' stand-up bookings
Gimme a minute and I'll try to think up an outlandish MT story for everyone
here we go, everybody likes bear stories (forgive the grammatical errors)
Jake's first bear
The story I'm going to tell happened to me several months after my 13th birthday, my first bear season
It was a sunny mid September afternoon and I had taken the day off from school (one of many). The reason being that It was the second or third day of bear season and some of the brutes had been hanging around the house. All morning the dog had been barking and taking off after things in the woods that I could only guess were between the size of a squirrel and Sasquatch. Around 11AM things had pretty well quieted down, the dog was sleeping on the porch and I was sitting in the living room reading a magazine.
After a while I heard a loud yelp and a helluva crashing noise. I jumped up, grabbed my .338 and hauled ass for the front door. I got there just in time to see a quite small (70-80 lbs.) bear blazing down the driveway like it had somewhere better to be. I'm guessing the yelp was from the bear walking up and surprising the hell out of the sleeping dog (the bear was most likey twice as surprised when it discovered that the ball of fur lying on the porch was alive)
After that incident it was all quiet on the western front for a couple hours. Around 3 PM I heard the dog kinda growling pretty serious like it was looking at something with some husk on it. I repeated the process of snagging my rifle and heading for the door. As I opened the front door up and stepped out on the porch I saw a bear strolling down the driveway oblivious to the dog's growling and snarling. It was stepping like it had the biggest set of nuts on the whole mountain and most likely headed for the orchard (the orchard is a popular lunch and dinner spot for bears). I waited for him to get broadside of me and stop, when he did I turned loose on him with my .338.
The next part of the story is kinda cheesy sounding, but dammit, it happened
Immediatley after being hit the bear reared up on his hind legs, growling and roaring like the volcanoes of hell, biting at the spot where he had been hit. Here I was, 13, and pretty damn sure that this bear was gonna tear my head off and shit down my neck whistle. I did what any semi intelligent child would do, I hauled ass back in the house and slammed the door. I was looking out the kitchen window and saw the bear get down on all fours and take off into the woods.
I waited about an hour, then I called my uncle and he came over with his dog and we set off to track the bear down. We found him about 50 yards into the woods, field dressed him, drug him out with the backhoe and, voila, I had my first bear
Dezamm, that was the most I've ever typed
Jake's first bear
The story I'm going to tell happened to me several months after my 13th birthday, my first bear season
It was a sunny mid September afternoon and I had taken the day off from school (one of many). The reason being that It was the second or third day of bear season and some of the brutes had been hanging around the house. All morning the dog had been barking and taking off after things in the woods that I could only guess were between the size of a squirrel and Sasquatch. Around 11AM things had pretty well quieted down, the dog was sleeping on the porch and I was sitting in the living room reading a magazine.
After a while I heard a loud yelp and a helluva crashing noise. I jumped up, grabbed my .338 and hauled ass for the front door. I got there just in time to see a quite small (70-80 lbs.) bear blazing down the driveway like it had somewhere better to be. I'm guessing the yelp was from the bear walking up and surprising the hell out of the sleeping dog (the bear was most likey twice as surprised when it discovered that the ball of fur lying on the porch was alive)
After that incident it was all quiet on the western front for a couple hours. Around 3 PM I heard the dog kinda growling pretty serious like it was looking at something with some husk on it. I repeated the process of snagging my rifle and heading for the door. As I opened the front door up and stepped out on the porch I saw a bear strolling down the driveway oblivious to the dog's growling and snarling. It was stepping like it had the biggest set of nuts on the whole mountain and most likely headed for the orchard (the orchard is a popular lunch and dinner spot for bears). I waited for him to get broadside of me and stop, when he did I turned loose on him with my .338.
The next part of the story is kinda cheesy sounding, but dammit, it happened
Immediatley after being hit the bear reared up on his hind legs, growling and roaring like the volcanoes of hell, biting at the spot where he had been hit. Here I was, 13, and pretty damn sure that this bear was gonna tear my head off and shit down my neck whistle. I did what any semi intelligent child would do, I hauled ass back in the house and slammed the door. I was looking out the kitchen window and saw the bear get down on all fours and take off into the woods.
I waited about an hour, then I called my uncle and he came over with his dog and we set off to track the bear down. We found him about 50 yards into the woods, field dressed him, drug him out with the backhoe and, voila, I had my first bear
Dezamm, that was the most I've ever typed
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BVal said:
LOL. Just shows what type of person he is. Read his posts. He's a waste of space yet almost full. he's even too cheap to become a club member. anyone that feels like my post was wrong this is the other side and this is why thread was started.
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thanks pal. Ditto.bigskyjake said:
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Obv I'm not serious but you got action
u know sometimes I like to go to the pet shop and buy a bunch of betta fish. I stick them all in the same bowl and watch them fight to the death. The one that wins is the master betta.Fast Lenny said:I love you all so now that I am gay give me some rep.
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Green or Red....???
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James said:
James-
I admit to being an ass hole... by choice. And while this may seem peculiar and immature to you, my reason for doing so is because this place, which I once thought to be something special, has seen a recent influx of a new breed... ass-holes by nature! And that, my friend, is a whole different beast all together. And one far less tolerable. I can at least turn it off when I want.
- B. <---------- still loves ya though! ;-)
Jimmy M. said:
Another South Park fan.....?
This thread is the gift that keeps and keeps and keeps on giving.
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pharaoh68 said:
The fanny pack is actually pretty straight if you wear it in front and keep a gun and cash in it
but they are awesome, one thing I don't know tho, Whats different between green boxes in the CP User, and the Gray boxes? Thanks.