Should Jay Helfert be banned from AZBILLIARDS

jay helfert

jay helfert

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A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
5. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
 
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jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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Yea to all but you forgot,,,,,,,,,,he's a lot of fun too.
 
jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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Jay, as long as you can still see your balls, you should stay. At 5'7" and 175, that sounds pretty do-able.....
 
jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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You're bald?
 
jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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You go, I go and we start a Historic Billiard Forum
 
jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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..... but it's the endearing way in which he exhibits these qualities that makes him worth having around. Let's keep him for now.
 
13. His spontaneous wit exemplified in starting this thread while another sincere, though seemingly unfounded attack was lodged against a crowd favorite.

The mere fact that you had the idea to start such a thread is hilarious to me. I love it! My kinda guy. Soup for you!

-yow!
 
jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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Jay, the above sounds like 50% or greater of the entire AZ Membership!!!!:eek: :D So with that said, I think in place of banning you, they may want to use you as a full time model for all AZ members to emulate.:)

Oh and by the way, my only concern is that it is a well known fact that the first signs of senility generally affect ones ability to count or write numbers. In your post above you have forgotten the number 5 and used the number 6 twice!!!!!;) :p :p :p
 
manwon said:
Jay, the above sounds like 50% or greater of the entire AZ Membership!!!!:eek: :D So with that said, I think in place of banning you, they may want to use you as a full time model for all AZ members to emulate.:)

Oh and by the way, my only concern is that it is a well known fact that the first signs of senility generally affect ones ability to count or write numbers. In your post above you have forgotten the number 5 and used the number 6 twice!!!!!;) :p :p :p
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That is just the way he counts when playing one-pocket and he is going to 6.
 
manwon said:
Jay, the above sounds like 50% or greater of the entire AZ Membership!!!!:eek: :D So with that said, I think in place of banning you, they may want to use you as a full time model for all AZ members to emulate.:)

Oh and by the way, my only concern is that it is a well known fact that the first signs of senility generally affect ones ability to count or write numbers. In your post above you have forgotten the number 5 and used the number 6 twice!!!!!;) :p :p :p
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Oops, that must be when I farted and burped at the same time. Correction noted.
 
jay helfert said:
A few things to consider:

1. He can't draw his ball anymore
2. He never ran 100 balls
3. He is a lock artist
4. He is a well known nit
6. He is a know-it-all
6. He is too short - 5'7"
7. He is too fat - 175 lbs.
8. He is way too old - ??
9. He has B.O.
10. He has a bald head and a hairy body. UGH!
11. He still thinks he can play!
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I say no...as long as he does another LA Expo :) as I REALLY enjoyed attending and working at the first one.......c'mon Jay...bring back the LA Expo!!!
 
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