Smorg,
Only YOU could have tied in recent world events to recent events in pooldom in this, the latest Agatha Christie thread!
You HOPE it wasn't Hillary....(like you would be shocked (!) if it WERE her!)
Who killed the DC MADAM????...trying to get a heads up on Geraldo Rivera's next special....(See JohnnyT's post

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Is there a new TRUCK to deliver Diamond Tables....I also remember that infamous truck thread. Jed Clampett had sold it to Diamond BEFORE it got famous here.
Did Mike Janis get SHORTED?......not unless he layed across railroad tracks. (He's still about 5'10)
Did the DCC move to New Orleans?.....Well, did the DCC move to New Orleans??? I guess you'll have to go to New Orleans and see if they have room for 450+ pool players and their stable of significant others, the Accu-Stats camera crew & commentators and the MILLIONS (Look up to the sky with your eyes closed ala "The Rock" of WWF fame, pause dramatically before repeating.....) "And MILLIONS of $.$$'s in Fatboy's wallet??? The answer to this one is "No", the DCC is not moving to New Orleans. New Orleans USED to be above sea level. Then one day, Fatboy came to town and laid his wallet on the center of town square. The whole place sunk to about 5 feet below sea level with the weight of all them dead presidents together in one place! Rumor has it that that's why his back sometimes causes him trouble...all that weight bearing down on L2-S1....
The moral of this story is that this thread is just like getting a phone call at 0300 (AM)...(No, it's not for Hillary!)...and your buddy wakes you up to tell you "Hey! Shhhhh! I'm maybe going to tell you a secret tomorrow...Go back to sleep for now. I'll let you know when my head clears." And you fall back asleep and dream about a post on AZB that seems to come to life on it's own...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95AEzyWZX8I
(Blonds are BEAUTIFUL....

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