This is why my sex life and pool game is dead!!!!!
- Thread starter bnall
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HA HA HA HA HA (I'm actually crying on the inside)!!!
Hey Brian,
Your pool game and sex life couldn't possibly be dead.
Married or not, you never had either one to begin with.
Just tell her you are going out to get laid, and go play some pool instead.
Or, tell her you are going to play pool, and look up that porn star you know.
That's what I did, and I've got my divorce papers to prove it....
Did I say porn star?
Peace
Ted
Your pool game and sex life couldn't possibly be dead.
Married or not, you never had either one to begin with.
Just tell her you are going out to get laid, and go play some pool instead.
Or, tell her you are going to play pool, and look up that porn star you know.
That's what I did, and I've got my divorce papers to prove it....
Did I say porn star?
Peace
Ted
I didn't know Charlie Sheen posts at AZ.
That's Hilarious.
I worked at a golf course several years back.
Gary Player played in the Senior PGA event.
On 16 crushed a drive dead at the water.....
Started yelling "GET DOWN, GET DOWN"
Turned to the crowd and said,
"I'm almost 70 years old..... I never thought I would tell anything to get down!!!"
I worked at a golf course several years back.
Gary Player played in the Senior PGA event.
On 16 crushed a drive dead at the water.....
Started yelling "GET DOWN, GET DOWN"
Turned to the crowd and said,
"I'm almost 70 years old..... I never thought I would tell anything to get down!!!"
Because I'm married!!!!!!::frown::frown:
Marry me, I will give you BOTH!!
(by the way, my name is Gay)
Because I'm married!!!!!!::frown::frown:
Ok Az I can't let this sherade go on any longer, the truth is it actually because of my Girls, they will do that to a fella!!!!!!!!:grin:
Sorry I had to bust you out, your a bad boy!!!!!!!!!!!!:frown::grin:
Because I'm married!!!!!!::frown::frown:
Just travel extensively playing pool for 2-3 weeks out of the month.
You will have had lots of pool and when you get home it's newlywed time.
Ray
same blessing here too!
Just travel extensively playing pool for 2-3 weeks out of the month.
You will have had lots of pool and when you get home it's newlywed time.
Ray
It's funny how they stay in stroke though... MMMMMMM
Just travel extensively playing pool for 2-3 weeks out of the month.
You will have had lots of pool and when you get home it's newlywed time.
Ray
Yep, next thing we will be hearing here is Bigtruck has a new truck in the garage!
Not for long, after she reads this!
Hell she dont need to read this thread its already a given.
Its a fixable problem.
Hell ya!! When did they come out with female Viagra?
Not for long, after she reads this!
Just Emailed her the link to this thread!! Good luck buddy
