When I Die

[pool4u]

While we're on the subject

I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at Dead Horse Point in Utah.

Am I the only one who thinks that's just perfect?

 

[ShootingArts]

"Plan B"

Smorg,

I just thought of a "plan B" you could have your ashes turned into one of those artificial diamonds. I know you remember the line, "I'm just an old lump of coal but I'm gonna be a diamond someday!"

Think of all the places a diamond could go that they will never let you in. Of course I could think of a lot of necks I would like to hang on if I was a diamond pendant, on a long chain. :grin: :grin: :grin:

Hu

 

[ribdoner]

"buried with his BUSHKA, good wood forever"

 

[crawfish]

When I die, please cremate and throw my ashes into the face of ****** and say, "Keith said to tell you that not only in life, but the next time he sees you, you can still get the eight."

I will reveal the name of the guy later, you know, closer to my demise.

 

[JoeyA]

When I die, please cremate and throw my ashes into the face of ****** and say, "Keith said to tell you that not only in life, but the next time he sees you, you can still get the eight."

I will reveal the name of the guy later, you know, closer to my demise.

Dang, Drater. I didn't know you beat crawfish that bad.
JoeyA

 

[crawfish]

Dang, Drater. I didn't know you beat crawfish that bad.
JoeyA

Nope, not the Drater man. (Broke even, thank you very much) This person actually deserves way worse. I'll call him Larry for now.

 

[o2bacs]

I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at Dead Horse Point in Utah.

Am I the only one who thinks that's just perfect?

Yes, just kidding. Dead Horse Point looks a heck of a lot better than most

 

[av84fun]

Viking Funeral

I am actually considering putting in my will that I want a Viking funeral. I want to be floated out in a small boat at sunset and have flaming arrows shot at me while adding the modern touch of having Old Time Rock & Roll blaring out of giant speakers.

As for my epitaph...."A sucker dies every minute."

(-:

 

[pool4u]

Yes, just kidding. Dead Horse Point looks a heck of a lot better than most

The key was "Dead Horse" Point.

Get it? Dead horse? Or is that strictly a local term for a backer's pool player?

It's just not the same when you have to explain it. :frown:

 

[olauzon]

I want to be cremated and my ashes scattered at Dead Horse Point in Utah.
Am I the only one who thinks that's just perfect?

eum..

The key was "Dead Horse" Point.
Get it? Dead horse? Or is that strictly a local term for a backer's pool player?
It's just not the same when you have to explain it

aiy.. but.. no

 

[sjm]

"Stick with aces and eights"

 

[TX Poolnut]

For your headstone:

I FOLD​

 

[MikeM]

Two Words

"Potato Chips and Beer"

OK, that's four words but they're good words.

MM


BTW, leave me your cue. I have a couple that can't make a ball and deserve to be burned.

 

[pooltableproCP]

"Here rests Doug, with his cards and his stick,
the only thing that wouldn't fit was his humongous.....rep"

 

[grindz]

No more damn cat hats.

Love,

Kitty

 

[JoeyA]

Just make sure that you don't try to have all of your aliases on your tombstone or just get a triple size one and you can put them all on there.
JoeyA

 

[JesPiddlin]

probably way overused, but..

"It was a dead stroke."

or

"Big urn for a Big game...
He couldn't have a pool table in the house, so he took one with him."



VA care is not the best in some places, but it is usually much better than nothing. We definitely want you around this forum for a LONG TIME, ya hear?

 

[Rubyron]

yesterday I passed out and fell on the floor (I wasn't drinking).
I'm not certain how long I was out, but I think the cat pee'd on me while I was out.

I may know what caused you to pass out.

This is a common result of reading a post by Fatboy with NO spelling errors. I know, because I saw one and fainted immediately.
For your own safety, please make sure you're planted firmly in your seat when reading his posts. :wink:

As for your cat peeing on you, it probably just doesn't like you.

 

[smokey]

hey smorg, morbit thoughts, but 'just-in-case'...

When I die, I want to be cremated along with my pool cue and a deck of cards and have my ashes placed in an urn. I'm trying to decide on an Inscription for my urn.
Doug

here are 2 plagiarized (cause i'm not so smart to think of them myself)

1. NOTHING'S SO SACRED AS HONOUR
AND
NOTHING'S SO LOYAL AS LOVE.
(Wyatt Earp)

2. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal
of meeting me is another matter!
(Winston Churchill)

don't know if #1 fits, but for sure in #2, G-d help G-d when you get there! oy vey!

 

[JoeyA]

GIVE IT A REST.

JoeyA