Wives & girlfriends in pool, gone wild

I have a funny memory, but a bit is lost in the translation to 2 dimension:

There was a guy who was known for having a big jjzxdvopjng. I understand that he won$ spotting people inches, though that was before I was hanging out (not literally).

Anyway, there was this cute little girl that started coming around and Mike, being a bit older and an alcoholic, got her out to his houseboat. When we heard about it, he was saying that she wouldn't let him get to home base.

Well, he convinced her to take it shortly thereafter, then she comes in within a couple of days and starts hollering, "you MFer, I told you you couldn't give it all and I had to go to the f'ing hospital and get stitches, you MFer". That was right before she started throwing pool balls and came after him with a stick off the wall.

She did not throw hard and he was 6'4" ish, she 5+. Unlike her, he was not hurt.
 
Ouch! Talking about a slap in the face without the physical part. I'm with Ray, whatever happened afterwards? Did he raise the child by himself or did he get her to come back?

I also agree that redheads are no joke, for some reason their temper is always the color of their hair. :eek:

Take care,

Chino
And their passion level. UUHHH HHHUUUHHHH.
 
Do you know or play against a friend of mine, Cliff 'Junior' Brown? He lived (and owned) New Orleans for 7 years down there. He has been back in Wichita for a few years now.

Everyone in New Orleans that has ever been around pool, knows Junior Brown. :D

JoeyA
 
That's not the saying I heard in high school. It went something like "Red on the head, fire in the hole." Amazing the things you hear as a natural ginger, lol!

Yeah I use that expression a lot, haha, but since we are on this forum gotta keep it somewhat clean and not as lewd. Lenny loves his redhead! :thumbup:
 
His nickname was Tenneco and he had more gamble than anyone I ever knew.

So what happened Joey? Did she leave the kid there? Did Tenneco have to raise the kid on his own?

Were the names changed to protect the innocent? :shocked: LOL

Ray

Ray/Chino:
Tenneco is a real guy as HoumaTroy told another tale about him. She did leave the kid there. They got a divorce after that and I'm not sure if he raised his son by himself or not. In later years, I saw him with his son IN THE POOL HALL. It wasn't a good day for Tenneco. He had a new wife and his old son with him and well, let's just say it was a really bad day. It was the last time he was ever seen gambling at pool. If we should cross paths you should ask about THE REST OF THE STORY. It's sad but it's sweet and I'm glad I never wore the other man's clothes.

JoeyA
 
Ray/Chino:
Tenneco is a real guy as HoumaTroy told another tale about him. She did leave the kid there. They got a divorce after that and I'm not sure if he raised his son by himself or not. In later years, I saw him with his son IN THE POOL HALL. It wasn't a good day for Tenneco. He had a new wife and his old son with him and well, let's just say it was a really bad day. It was the last time he was ever seen gambling at pool. If we should cross paths you should ask about THE REST OF THE STORY. It's sad but it's sweet and I'm glad I never wore the other man's clothes.

JoeyA

So the redhead wasn't his wife? Ouch. I knew an elderly mailman whose knees were so bad it hurt just to see him try to walk but he couldn't afford to retire because he had a couple young kids from a (mis)adventure in the ghetto and he wouldn't have had enough left to live on after the child support. Trying to be a player and got played.
 
Do you know or play against a friend of mine, Cliff 'Junior' Brown? He lived (and owned) New Orleans for 7 years down there. He has been back in Wichita for a few years now.

That's too funny. My uncle Rob just sent me an email about 2 hours ago and was talking about Junior Brown and Burke's Steakhouse here in Wichita in about '81. Have heard stories about those times for years.
 
Thanks JoeyA, and crawfish, lol passionate level eh? haha I remember I got kneed in the family jewl by a redhead in elementary school, talk about passion lol. We were kids and she knew right where to aim for the killer shot. Guess redhead moms teach redhead daughters how to be a real redhead young, "Get'em where it hurts" lol

Lenny, Chino loves himself some redhead, it is obvious in the previous paragraph, I started young lol

If I remember correctly, Chip Compton or Beau played Junior Brown at this past Midwest 9-ball tour, he looks like a cowboy with a bit old skoo glasses, but man, he can shoot some!
 
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Aint nobody had to like it !

Everyone in New Orleans that has ever been around pool, knows Junior Brown. :D

JoeyA

Especially on the small track...If Junior was in da zone he might have busted n e one that came a looking !
 
I was married to a redhead from Scotland for 26 years (till she died). About five years after we were married someone in the family showed me their coat of arms. On the shield is a woman with a sword in one hand and a guy's head in the other hand. She is holding the guy by his hair and the guy doesn't have a body.

The redhead and I had three daughters, none turned out to be a true redhead but all are "not to be messed with," as several of their boyfriends have stated.

My eldest daughter, with traces of red through her hair chased a 6'4" black guy through the projects at 1:00 in the morning because she caught him stealing her purse from her car. She ran him down for over a half mile but could not quite catch him. Fortunately the police arrived. She is 5'8" or so and could be a model for most magazines but is one tough cookie even if she is a now a university professor. Oh, she does not carry a sword !

Life is better with redheads in it.
 
Where I live the first place I played pool was an old beer joint with 6 9 footers owned by a great fellow JC Brantley who was 78 and had a new born with a fourty year old redhead. We all called him (wormy) to which he would say your girlfriend calls me cobra (with his hand bent at the wrist like the snake) cause everytime I strike her she swells up for nine months. Anyway back to the redheads (Wormy) said he liked redheads cause it looked like a brushfire burning around his pe@ker. I thought the world of old JC as he was honest and took no $hit what so ever but let me borrow $500 when I was 17 in trouble with no interest at ten or twenty bucks when you can. He died at 83 with 6 boys and a girl with over a million dollars worth of silver coins dropped into a metal truck tool box beneath the floor of the grill where he stood to cook. He had told me to tell his kids about the coins if he passed, he had saved every solid silver coin taken in for 46 years starting in the 40's. His two oldest sons had stood over the trap door cooking for years while in school and were in disbelief when I showed them the treasure chest dad had left them, he trusted me cause I paid the loan back even though I was just a kid. He had mentioned to me a couple of times that only 1 other person had ever seen the trap door he had built himself and covered with a rubber mat, silver dollars, quarters and liberty dimes over 46 years. Hope he still has a brushfire burning--Leonard
 
I was married to a redhead from Scotland for 26 years (till she died). About five years after we were married someone in the family showed me their coat of arms. On the shield is a woman with a sword in one hand and a guy's head in the other hand. She is holding the guy by his hair and the guy doesn't have a body.

The redhead and I had three daughters, none turned out to be a true redhead but all are "not to be messed with," as several of their boyfriends have stated.

My eldest daughter, with traces of red through her hair chased a 6'4" black guy through the projects at 1:00 in the morning because she caught him stealing her purse from her car. She ran him down for over a half mile but could not quite catch him. Fortunately the police arrived. She is 5'8" or so and could be a model for most magazines but is one tough cookie even if she is a now a university professor. Oh, she does not carry a sword !

Life is better with redheads in it.

Did she ever discuss the "clearance"?
 
joey what ever happen to tenneco is he still around use to watch him play at sportsplace on jefferson years ago

OK, the story, I suppose needs to be finished but with Tenneco, you never know when he's all done.

After a measure with Gambler's Anonymous, who straightened him out for about a year or so, one of his "best friends" who will remain anonymous, set the trap and got him playing again. This was several years ago. Teeny-Bopper as we were apt to call him, continued on with his very self-destructive behavior, booking a winner every now and then.

A couple of years with his new bride (who wasn't a redhead) proved much of the same old thing. Basically, just a whole lot of gambling and not very much winning. He really didn't change one bit. He was back at the casinos and playing pool. I had forgotten about his penchant for gambling at the casinos where he would high-roll every now and then.

I once witnessed him having been in the casino for three days straight. His tale of woe shared all of the details and let me tell you, it wasn't very pretty. On the last day in the casino, he was up close and personal on a crap table with a 3 day beard in the works. His body odor was ripe as it is like to get if you haven't seen a shower in three days. So the odor matched his tale of being in the casino for three days. He told me had been up several thousand dollars but had gone broke at least three or four times during that period. Tenneco was ALWAYS able to pump-up better than anyone I ever knew. I gave him one shot at me but when it took 6 months to get the 60 bucks back, I backed away from being a gambling enabler. He was a sight, clothes dirty, body dirty, scrubby face and lots of BO and broke as a church mouse. He tried to hit me up for a loan but I would not part with the cash cause I knew he was going BAD and it wouldn't have helped. What he was doing that day was he was standing REAL close to a gargantuan WHALE who had tens of thousands of dollars in front of him, flipping hundred dollar black chips to the dealers. When the whale was throwing the dice, Tenneco was exhorting the dice and the whale like he was Father Damien Karras trying to exorcise Beelzebub in The Exorcist. It wasn't a pretty sight but Tenneco knew that a few flings his way and he could be back in the chips betting alongside of the whale and regain his lost money for the three days. Father Karras had a better chance of exorcising the demon than Tenneco had of getting his money back. I left shortly after and the story goes that Tenneco was asked to leave the casino by the managment because of his hanger-on shenanigans. That part I don't know if it is true because I wasn't there.

Time goes on and Tenneco vaccilates back and forth between the casinos and the pool rooms, losing more as each month passes by.

The turning point came on a typical gambling day. It was probably a Saturday if I remember correctly. Tenneco was having a tough time of it. He had matched up tougher than me fighting with Mike Tyson using 10 ounce boxing gloves. He had lost all of his money but as he was known to do, he borrowed from whomever he could put the bite on. He never had a chance with this game but he wanted to keep playing. Every NOW & THEN, Tenneco would come back from the dark side and punish a player. I had seen it before but this would not be one of those times. After no one else would lend him any more money, he turned to his relatively new wife and demanded that she give him the two hundred dollars she had stashed for emergencies. She reluctantly turned the two hundred over to Tenneco and he went through that two hundred like a hot knife through soft butter. His son, now about 18 years of age at the most was there. Yeah, that son. The one who his first wife had left sitting on the table many years ago. Well the wife didn't have any more dough and Tenneco questioned her like a Gestapo Agent but with a little more diplomacy but not much more. The new wife just didn't have any more dough and while she had pleaded with him discreetly to quit this game many hours ago, he would have no part of it. Now, he turns to his son and says, "How much you got?". The kid replies, "All I've got is $64 dollars to my name." His dad demanded him to hand it over so he could continue gambling. The son cried out as only a child in pain can, begging his dad, "Dad, I worked hard for this $64 and its all the money I got in the world". The boy was working at McDonalds part-time or so I was told. Tenneco looked at his son and sternly demanded the boy fork over the whole $64 and the child looking like a rented mule relented and gave Tenneco the last money he had on earth. Tenneco went through that in one game and has never set foot in the pool hall since. (I'm glad he hasn't been back even though I loved his action. I know that as I have gotten older, my heart has softened toward those who cannot help themselves with gambling addictions. That's why I let Roy Da Fish beat me not long ago. :grin:) It's been years since he has come to the pool room even to visit and I don't know if anyone has seen him at the casinos. I heard that another person had seen him fishing at one of the many boat docks in the local Louisiana area. I don't keep up with him anymore and I hope he stays away from gambling and keeps his family this time because he's got a good one.

For the record, Tenneco wasn't a bad guy. In most people's book he would be considered a good guy as long as he wasn't gambling.

JoeyA
 
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I have a funny memory, but a bit is lost in the translation to 2 dimension:

There was a guy who was known for having a big jjzxdvopjng. I understand that he won$ spotting people inches, though that was before I was hanging out (not literally).

Anyway, there was this cute little girl that started coming around and Mike, being a bit older and an alcoholic, got her out to his houseboat. When we heard about it, he was saying that she wouldn't let him get to home base.

Well, he convinced her to take it shortly thereafter, then she comes in within a couple of days and starts hollering, "you MFer, I told you you couldn't give it all and I had to go to the f'ing hospital and get stitches, you MFer". That was right before she started throwing pool balls and came after him with a stick off the wall.

She did not throw hard and he was 6'4" ish, she 5+. Unlike her, he was not hurt.

Ouch sounds like she was busted:eek:
 
another good one

Where I live the first place I played pool was an old beer joint with 6 9 footers owned by a great fellow JC Brantley who was 78 and had a new born with a fourty year old redhead. We all called him (wormy) to which he would say your girlfriend calls me cobra (with his hand bent at the wrist like the snake) cause everytime I strike her she swells up for nine months. Anyway back to the redheads (Wormy) said he liked redheads cause it looked like a brushfire burning around his pe@ker. I thought the world of old JC as he was honest and took no $hit what so ever but let me borrow $500 when I was 17 in trouble with no interest at ten or twenty bucks when you can. He died at 83 with 6 boys and a girl with over a million dollars worth of silver coins dropped into a metal truck tool box beneath the floor of the grill where he stood to cook. He had told me to tell his kids about the coins if he passed, he had saved every solid silver coin taken in for 46 years starting in the 40's. His two oldest sons had stood over the trap door cooking for years while in school and were in disbelief when I showed them the treasure chest dad had left them, he trusted me cause I paid the loan back even though I was just a kid. He had mentioned to me a couple of times that only 1 other person had ever seen the trap door he had built himself and covered with a rubber mat, silver dollars, quarters and liberty dimes over 46 years. Hope he still has a brushfire burning--Leonard

Great story Leonard , Would you believe when I was a teenager
running around to all the bootleg joints (dry county ) some folks
called me wormy . I think it was because I kept getting thinner
and thinner !! Well thank God they wont call me that again .What
town was that in btw ??? Brush fire lol of all the red heads I have
went out with I never once thought of that roflmao ...great :thumbup:
 
OK, the story, I suppose needs to be finished but with Tenneco, you never know when he's all done.

After a measure with Gambler's Anonymous, who straightened him out for about a year or so, one of his "best friends" who will remain anonymous, set the trap and got him playing again. This was several years ago. Teeny-Bopper as we were apt to call him, continued on with his very self-destructive behavior, booking a winner every now and then.

A couple of years with his new bride (who wasn't a redhead) proved much of the same old thing. Basically, just a whole lot of gambling and not very much winning. He really didn't change one bit. He was back at the casinos and playing pool. I had forgotten about his penchant for gambling at the casinos where he would high-roll every now and then.

I once witnessed him having been in the casino for three days straight. His tale of woe shared all of the details and let me tell you, it wasn't very pretty. On the last day in the casino, he was up close and personal on a crap table with a 3 day beard in the works. His body odor was ripe as it is like to get if you haven't seen a shower in three days. So the odor matched his tale of being in the casino for three days. He told me had been up several thousand dollars but had gone broke at least three or four times during that period. Tenneco was ALWAYS able to pump-up better than anyone I ever knew. I gave him one shot at me but when it took 6 months to get the 60 bucks back, I backed away from being a gambling enabler. He was a sight, clothes dirty, body dirty, scrubby face and lots of BO and broke as a church mouse. He tried to hit me up for a loan but I would not part with the cash cause I knew he was going BAD and it wouldn't have helped. What he was doing that day was he was standing REAL close to a gargantuan WHALE who had tens of thousands of dollars in front of him, flipping hundred dollar black chips to the dealers. When the whale was throwing the dice, Tenneco was exhorting the dice and the whale like he was Father Damien Karras trying to exorcise Beelzebub in The Exorcist. It wasn't a pretty sight but Tenneco knew that a few flings his way and he could be back in the chips betting alongside of the whale and regain his lost money for the three days. Father Karras had a better chance of exorcising the demon than Tenneco had of getting his money back. I left shortly after and the story goes that Tenneco was asked to leave the casino by the managment because of his hanger-on shenanigans. That part I don't know if it is true because I wasn't there.

Time goes on and Tenneco vaccilates back and forth between the casinos and the pool rooms, losing more as each month passes by.

The turning point came on a typical gambling day. It was probably a Saturday if I remember correctly. Tenneco was having a tough time of it. He had matched up tougher than me fighting with Mike Tyson using 10 ounce boxing gloves. He had lost all of his money but as he was known to do, he borrowed from whomever he could put the bite on. He never had a chance with this game but he wanted to keep playing. Every NOW & THEN, Tenneco would come back from the dark side and punish a player. I had seen it before but this would not be one of those times. After no one else would lend him any more money, he turned to his relatively new wife and demanded that she give him the two hundred dollars she had stashed for emergencies. She reluctantly turned the two hundred over to Tenneco and he went through that two hundred like a hot knife through soft butter. His son, now about 18 years of age at the most was there. Yeah, that son. The one who his first wife had left sitting on the table many years ago. Well the wife didn't have any more dough and Tenneco questioned her like a Gestapo Agent but with a little more diplomacy but not much more. The new wife just didn't have any more dough and while she had pleaded with him discreetly to quit this game many hours ago, he would have no part of it. Now, he turns to his son and says, "How much you got?". The kid replies, "All I've got is $64 dollars to my name." His dad demanded him to hand it over so he could continue gambling. The son cried out as only a child in pain can, begging his dad, "Dad, I worked hard for this $64 and its all the money I got in the world". The boy was working at McDonalds part-time or so I was told. Tenneco looked at his son and sternly demanded the boy fork over the whole $64 and the child looking like a rented mule relented and gave Tenneco the last money he had on earth. Tenneco went through that in one game and has never set foot in the pool hall since. (I'm glad he hasn't been back even though I loved his action. I know that as I have gotten older, my heart has softened toward those who cannot help themselves with gambling addictions. That's why I let Roy Da Fish beat me not long ago. :grin:) It's been years since he has come to the pool room even to visit and I don't know if anyone has seen him at the casinos. I heard that another person had seen him fishing at one of the many boat docks in the local Louisiana area. I don't keep up with him anymore and I hope he stays away from gambling and keeps his family this time because he's got a good one.

For the record, Tenneco wasn't a bad guy. In most people's book he would be considered a good guy as long as he wasn't gambling.
JoeyA

Cool story, Joey, thanks for sharing.

The lesson to be learned here is, once you go broke-for Pete's sake, stop gambling! Obviously the game you were playing wasn't any good, or you wouldn't have gone broke...And NOBODY likes a gambler who doesn't have any money. :smile:
 
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