The way it really went down

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JAM said:
Since this is going to be a historic thread on AzBilliards, I must include my all-time favorite pool picture, which happens to include Marcus. :grin-square:

Say "cheese," fellows! :thumbup:
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Scotts amount of hair is equal to his amount of cash! hahaha. JK Scott.
 
I don't know why Billy insists on 6 instead of 5. We're talking about a guy that couldn't win with the break, the 5, and the cue ball free after the break. If he can't win with that much of a handicap in 9-ball then I can't foresee him doing any damage in one pocket. Take it, Billy.
MULLY
 
Nobody's matching up with anyone until Cardy takes the hit off of Dippy.

Unless its too late...
 
OK,

So this thread went 29 pages within the first 30 hours, highlighted by a 350 lb Samoan, 100 coppers, Dippy lying down on the table for a nap, a repo'd 2004(?) Tahoe and 10K, Disco offering his Pinto for the Tahoe, a missing 50K bet, talk of a 500k set, cogniscenti cues, a brief discussion of Marcus's stripper bankroll in JAM's picture, JAM debating stepping up and playing Dippy with the same weight he's asking from others, and of course free 7/11 slushies (7.11 oz undoubtably).

All we need now is Coccobolo Cowboy and Fast Larry to show up and it'll be a real party. Of course, until the subject of whether or not the Samoan uses CTE in his enforcement duties, and if he's applying it properly, whether it's even effective as an enforcment technique or if it's just better to go off of feel. Then the forum cops will show up and break the party. Then JoeyA can give his review of the thread and how it's going to help his game. (j/k joey! lol) Just waiting for it to de-evolve...slowly.
 
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Dagwoodz said:
OK,

So this thread went 29 pages within the first 30 hours, highlighted by a 350 lb Samoan, 100 coppers, Dippy lying down on the table for a nap, a repo'd 2004(?) Tahoe and 10K, Disco offering his Pinto for the Tahoe, a missing 50K bet, talk of a 500k set, cogniscenti cues, a brief discussion of Marcus's stripper bankroll in JAM's picture, JAM debating stepping up and playing Dippy with the same weight he's asking from others, and of course free 7/11 slushies (7.11 oz undoubtably).

All we need now is Coccobolo Cowboy and Fast Larry to show up and it'll be a real party. Of course, until the subject of whether or not the Samoan uses CTE in his enforcement duties, and if he's applying it properly, whether it's even effective as an enforcment technique or if it's just better to go off of feel. Then the forum cops will show up and break the party. Then JoeyA can give his review of the thread and how it's going to help his game. (j/k joey! lol) Just waiting for it to de-evolve...slowly.
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We should figure out how to add a diminutive Asian too. That would have been my first choice over the Samoan.
 
Bishop said:
We should figure out how to add a diminutive Asian too. That would have been my first choice over the Samoan.
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Will the Frost gang get paid?

What will happen to the Tahoe?

Can the Samoan collect the cash?

Will Bill Incardona make a match for big bucks?

And what really happened with Dippy D’s metro sexual feelings?

Stay tuned for “As the cue ball rolls through the days of our lives.”
 
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DippyD said:
Ill lay 2-1 on a integertity test between me and scott, ill post as much as anted.

All my peers know me, and i have nothing to prove to anyone that thinks people like scott are roll models or good for your sport.

IM not paying scott because i dont owe him. If i left the pool room oweing money i paid everyone, Ask anyone besides scott to say different. He is a degenerate craps player a cronic liar, and a drunk.

Jay you speak to me and offer me aadvice like we are friends or you know me, have we ever met? Have you ever done any type of transactions with me?

Has anyone here seen or heard of me do any thing but pay when i lose? And usually i laugh and pay,

so billy and lenny believe scott,

why wouldnt they want to believe him,

now eveyone believes billy and lenny, hmmmmm why not makes better drama,

good luck all.

Anyways, billy lenny scott Jack,

your team is only as strong as your weakest link, maybe you need to rethink things,

And yes billy offered for me to pay 20k and this would all go away, i said no.
basically i turned down paying 20k cause its a matter of principle,

then i was told just give scott 10k cause he needs it, im not doing that either.

i wont pay one red cent!!!!!!!!!
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Am I the only one that thinks that line is extremely sad, if it is true:eek::eek::eek:
 
Kickin' Chicken said:
Well, that settles it for me.

They don't come any more straight-shooting, and may I add, sexier, than Mr. Jay Helfert. He says he personally heard Dippy admit to stiffing during his phone call with Billy, then he stiffed 'em.

There should be some penalty for this crime, I mean beyond making good on the bet.

I propose that Billy gives Dippy the spot Dippy asked for in a new match with one caveat: I get to sharpen my beak and peck at Dippy's shin bones whenever he's at the table. :eek:

On another note: Dippy, say I have bad skills at poker like you do at pool; could I get a game of poker with you where I get a two Ace spot, all of my cards are considered to be the same suit, and one extra river card? I promise not to complain or stiff you even if you spit or wet the cards. :grin-square:

Best,
Brian kc
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This might be the time to tell you about my favorite graffiti'
It was on the wall of a KFC...
...THE BUCK-BUCK STOPS HERE
 
JoeW said:
Will the Frost gang get paid?

What will happen to the Tahoe?

Can the Samoan collect the cash?

Will Bill Incardona make a match for big bucks?

And what really happened with Dippy D’s metro sexual feelings?

Stay tuned for “As the cue ball rolls through the days of our lives.”
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For 8 years, AzBilliards forum members have only been able to read about aiming strategies and who's the best player in the world, until now. Come see the new reality show of Internet pool, only available during non-prime time hours.

Tune in to find out what happens. While the world sleeps, come gaze at words that can only be written by the star shooters discussing topics ranging from how to match up and get the nuts to creative ways to pay off an opponent.

If you've got game, the thread is open. The only thing you need to bring is heart and about 50 large. Don't miss tonight's episode. Be there or be square! :grin-square:
 
JAM, how did Keith react when he heard about Billy now maybe play for 100k and up?

Doesn't he want to be a part of this saga? :)

That's what we really need in this thread to break 50000 hits today, some magic woofing from The Keither :)
 
just in case the thread gets pulled, I have assembled all the pages of it, up until about 9:00 this morning.

It is the stripped down version.. no avatars, no smiles but it's all there, just as vbulletin formats it when you print it. There is a hack for vbulletin that allows printing of a thread to pdf, but since I"m not a admin here, that isn't going to happen:D

So if it turns your crank to have a offline copy, then it's out there. Maybe it can be used when Scott, Lenny, Billy, Dippy and Chris all get together, and they can stand around a pool table and each read off their notes on what the other said, MAYBE they can come to a agreement and move on from this match.

Link should be good for a couple of days, then I'm taking it down.


http://tinyurl.com/3aoxk27
 
If I stiff a guy for $50 and refused openly to pay, how many minutes would it take to make me go from green to red on the "repometer"?

Just sayin...

Who will throw the first stone? lol
 
Roy Steffensen said:
JAM, how did Keith react when he heard about Billy now maybe play for 100k and up?

Doesn't he want to be a part of this saga? :)

That's what we really need in this thread to break 50000 hits today, some magic woofing from The Keither :)
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LOL! I'm actually a little nervous about Keith woofing these days. He's got a stash of select cheese that I'm hoping he will let age. Don't let his words and demeanor fool you. He would like for people to think he's a broke dog, mainly to prevent the bites, but he's actually doing okay. He's in a good spot right now. :wink:

Ah, cheese, beautiful cheese! :lovies:
 

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