Ah, why not some pool player gambling stories?
Alex was playing poker in Vegas a few years ago.
He was one of two winners at the table.
The other winner got on Alex's case about how he played a hand.
He got nasty and threatening (subtly)....he weighed about 200 lbs.
Alex had enough, he stood up and said "Lets just step outside and
fight for our stacks."
The dealer had to call the pit-boss, who had to call security, who led
Alex over to cash his chips and then leave.
They were grinning at Alex and asked "Would you have really fought him?"
Alex said "What the hell, I could use the money."
Love it! It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.