Challenge Match For Russ

Russ Chewning said:
Don't I know it brother!

And I'm betting that if I look hard enough, I'd find an article by Dave *****ing about pool detectives too. Then again, it's not like I haven't already told Dave he's a hypocrite.

At least he's consistent. :D

Russ

edit: Yup, he calls them "town criers". Action killers extraordinaire. Go ahead, Dave.. Think up an explanation for why you aren't a hypocrite now.. :D :D :D
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Why are you upset? You're the best player in Baghdad. You're the Efren Reyes of Iraq right now. Come back here and back it up by showing us that it doesn't matter - back it up and be done with it.

lol

Believe it or not, Russ, people are messing with you for fun, not out of viciousness. Learn to not take life so seriously and you'll enjoy it more. Until then, take the ribbings with a grain of salt.
 
Blackjack said:
Why are you upset? You're the best player in Baghdad. You're the Efren Reyes of Iraq right now. Come back here and back it up by showing us that it doesn't matter - back it up and be done with it.

lol

Believe it or not, Russ, people are messing with you for fun, not out of viciousness. Learn to not take life so seriously and you'll enjoy it more. Until then, take the ribbings with a grain of salt.
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Dave,

Ahhh.. okay.. I had actually been thinking your ribbing was a little more mean spirited. We won't see eye to eye on content ownership obviously, but that doesn't mean we have to be at each other's throats..

Are you involved with the 14.1 tourney I heard is being worked on? I just finished watching Joihn Schmidt's 112 ball commentated run. Good stuff.

Russ
 
Russ Chewning said:
Don't I know it brother!

And I'm betting that if I look hard enough, I'd find an article by Dave *****ing about pool detectives too. Then again, it's not like I haven't already told Dave he's a hypocrite.

At least he's consistent. :D

Russ

edit: Yup, he calls them "town criers". Action killers extraordinaire. Go ahead, Dave.. Think up an explanation for why you aren't a hypocrite now.. :D :D :D
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Isn't it usually road caliber players that need to be careful of "exposing" themselves? I mean, if you can walk into any pool hall and bet it up with anyone in there, then I'd be leery, but from the consensus that I'm hearing you're not quite there, especially when you have to compensate for duct tape.

I don't even really play anymore and you've got action when you come back.....

So - back to my originial question - when will you be back?
 
Originally Posted by BazookaJoe
For those who do not know what Russ looks like, please refer to this post.
http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=47492
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1pRoscoe said:
LOL..... right click -> save as
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Originally Posted by Russ Chewning
Lol, good luck with that....
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1pRoscoe said:
Good luck with what? Oh, I get it... you thought I was kidding...

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That is hilarious! And great timing BTW.

Steve
 
Russ Chewning said:
At this point, I'm just glad I got to the shirtless pic in the weight loss thread before he did.. :D :D :D :D

Russ
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ugh.... you and me both...

Say - that reminds me... ever see the Chris Farley SNL skit for the Chippendale dancer tryouts?? Yeah, um - you would not be on the Patrick side of things....
 
hahahahahaha, thank you for the pic guys, i've been wondering who russ was because he says he lives in my hometown, i asked this guy to play everytime i saw him, you all have him right, he is a mark, barely a B player! and to you "short bus russ", you can get played, any day, everyday, anytime, for any amount, if i do not have it, i have a few stakehorses with unlimited funds! and i'll even play you some one pocket, the game i hate, because russ, you might not hit the end rail for the cash!!!!!!!!(and i don't need the ball you offered me on the one pocket thread a week ago!) in case you don't remember i'm jeremy, the big guy you would never get up and play!
 
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oh short bus, knock knock, wake up, did you get lost? what's wrong someone show your pic, and now all your woofing is useless, because the world knows you're full of caca! or did you wake up and remember how bad you actually play and now you're practicing nonstop, so you can be a B player in three to five years! good thing you're in Iraq for another year, and you can avoid actually playing someone, because you're gonna go bust quick if you actually have guts to get up and play someone!!!!!!
 
More popular than Earl

instroke75 said:
oh short bus, knock knock, wake up, did you get lost? what's wrong someone show your pic, and now all your woofing is useless, because the world knows you're full of caca! or did you wake up and remember how bad you actually play and now you're practicing nonstop, so you can be a B player in three to five years! good thing you're in Iraq for another year, and you can avoid actually playing someone, because you're gonna go bust quick if you actually have guts to get up and play someone!!!!!!
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Dude, when you get back, call me. I'll be your publicist. 20% across the board. This Russ bashing has surpassed Earl's fame. Hey, negative publicity is better than no publicity. You could even have t-shirts printed up. "Hell with Earl, Screw with Russ." ................Question for all you guys really giving him a hard time...given the fact that most players improve the most in the first third of their pool life...... What if he is over there and has jumped about four balls? Ease up on the guy, I'm starting to have hair on the back of my neck stand up. (The joke is, I shave what's left of my hair.) This guy couldn't play as bad as you're making out, does he?
 
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crawfish said:
Dude, when you get back, call me. I'll be your publicist. 20% across the board. This Russ bashing has surpassed Earl's fame. Hey, negative publicity is better than no publicity. You could even have t-shirts printed up. "Hell with Earl, Screw with Russ." ................Question for all you guys really giving him a hard time...given the fact that most players improve the most in the first third of their pool life...... What if he is over there and has jumped about four balls? Ease up on the guy, I'm starting to have hair on the back of my neck stand up. (The joke is, I shave what's left of my hair.) This guy couldn't play as bad as you're making out, does he?
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he's not a ball banger by any means, but he's no threat to an A player, shortstop, and no where near pro speed! he's either a just woofing to woof, or he is a legend in his own mind, because he just doesn't play that well!
 
crawfish said:
Dude, when you get back, call me. I'll be your publicist. 20% across the board. This Russ bashing has surpassed Earl's fame. Hey, negative publicity is better than no publicity. You could even have t-shirts printed up. "Hell with Earl, Screw with Russ." ................Question for all you guys really giving him a hard time...given the fact that most players improve the most in the first third of their pool life...... What if he is over there and has jumped about four balls? Ease up on the guy, I'm starting to have hair on the back of my neck stand up. (The joke is, I shave what's left of my hair.) This guy couldn't play as bad as you're making out, does he?
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LOL, I was thinking the same thing. You wouldn't think 1,600 posts would be enough to piss off everybody on AZB, but Russ has apparently built his "fan club" at FL-speed. On the plus (maybe) side, though, Russ will have NO PROBLEMS finding action upon his return; hell, everybody and their aunt wants a piece of this guy now, AND they all know what he looks like, LOL.

All I can say, Russ, is that I hope you have the game to back up all of the bloviating, because it's looking like you'll be getting called out everywhere you go. You're famous now. :D

Good luck,
Aaron
 
I have at least 20 of those Rec room trophies, can I get in on this action? Maybe a last man standing ring game!!!
 
instroke75 said:
oh short bus, knock knock, wake up, did you get lost? what's wrong someone show your pic, and now all your woofing is useless, because the world knows you're full of caca! or did you wake up and remember how bad you actually play and now you're practicing nonstop, so you can be a B player in three to five years! good thing you're in Iraq for another year, and you can avoid actually playing someone, because you're gonna go bust quick if you actually have guts to get up and play someone!!!!!!
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What else is there to say? F**k, it's not like I am trying to HIDE who I am.. And I told you you'll get played, so you'll get played.

Not sure why you even needed the pic, because I TOLD you who I was.

I used to love people like you, who assume you are so good at clocking someone's speed. It's the same as that guy that I played in Wally's. He thought the same thing. I took one look at him and knew he'd dog it when it came right down to it.

I know all I gotta do with you is play well for a couple of games, and you'll literally s**t yourself, knowing you trapped yourself with your own mouth.

Make sure your backers are prepared... The more s**t you talk, the higher we are playing when I see you. It ain't about the money for me. It's about giving you a wake up call.

Russ
 
Russ,

You really won't win any points talking $hit with people on the internet. If you're good, then others will notice it. You won't have to tell them over and over or shout it from the rooftops because they will see it and recognize it with their own eyes. Take it from someone that was out there for a while; the least they know about you and your skills, the better off you will be. Woofing back and forth on the internet at people you might not ever meet does nothing to raise your stock at all. It just makes you look silly and the people on the other end are enjoying that more than anything else.
 
How about this? Tonight, make a video of you running 3 racks in a row. That should make you out to be a B player. Non stop video, no edits. That will either shut you up or shut the rest up.
 
txspaderz said:
How about this? Tonight, make a video of you running 3 racks in a row. That should make you out to be a B player. Non stop video, no edits. That will either shut you up or shut the rest up.
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of what, 3 ball?:rolleyes: ?
 
haha shit, the standards for B player are stiffer than I thought. I dunno if I could do 3 in a row on demand. Let the poor guy at least play it ghost-style :p
 
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