Keith,
A little Irish drinking humor for your BD...
An Irishman walks into a pub one night and asks the bartender for three beers. This same act went on all night and finally the bartender asked the man why he didn't order the beers one at a time, so they'd stay cold.
The Irishman said "I have this tradition where I order three beers at a time, so I can drink one for me father who's still back in Dublin, and one for me brother who lives in Australia, and of course, one for me. It makes me feel that we're all together, no matter how far apart we roam". "In that case", said the bartender, "I'd be more than glad to serve them to you three at a time".
This goes on for several weeks and one night, the Irishman comes in and only orders two beers. All night, he orders two beers at a time, instead of the normal three. Fearing the worst, the bartender said "I'm sorry about your loss". Looking very perplexed, the Irishman finally gets a big smile on his face. "I see, you think because I've only ordered two beers tonight, that there has been a death in my family. That's not the case...I just quit drinking"...
Have a great birthday, Keith!
Steve