I got hustled by poolhustler

jay helfert

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Fellow AZ member poolhustler (Russ) came by to visit me yesterday, ostensibly to check out my Kent Davis cue and pick up a few DVD's. He lives on the other side of the greater Los Angeles area from me in Tujunga. It's about 25 miles and a world away. His home was very close to the recent fires that swept through the area on the northern side of Los Angeles. They are still raging now, but have abated somewhat. Russ had to evacuate his home and leave it to the firemen and grace of God to survive. Thankfully the area he lives in made it through. Homes near his were lost to flames, leveled to the ground.

All that aside we had a great visit that stretched well into the evening. We compared cues (he had a nice new Bryan Mordt) and chatted about AZ and such. We hit it off real good and talked about everything under the Sun. Like me he is a collector of cues and may have one of the biggest collection of Bert Schrager's, who is now retired.

We started to play pool several times but always got interrupted by the conversation. We actually had one game of 9-Ball going for a couple of hours. Yes, we play that bad! After a few hours we ordered Papa Johns pizza (excellent pizza!) and sat out on my patio, pigged out and continued our conversation. We talked about everything!

When our food had digested a while, we headed back inside and once again hit the pool table. Now Russ said, "How about some One Pocket?" Sure, why not. He knew I needed the practice before heading to Galveston next week. He racked 'em up and I broke. I won the first game easily, and Russ seemed stymied as to what to do and I tried to help him by suggesting some shots he could shoot. All the while, he was telling me that he has only played maybe ten games of One Pocket and knows little about it.

The second game he broke and it was like a different person took over his body. All of a sudden he knew all the moves and hit every shot with good speed and accuracy. I told him he was a fast learner. :wink: Now a situation comes up where he has a long rail bank, and he looks at me and says, "You're a good banker, aren't you?" Well yeah, I think so. Now you have to know that this is a double tough Diamond table with tight pockets and deep shelves. Russ steps up there and banks the ball in the heart of the pocket. "Nice shot" is all I could muster.

He proceeded to kick my ass that game, making two more swishes on long bank shots. It was now 1-1 and about 9:30 at night. I told him we could play the rubber game another time. Believe me he was ready for more. I was ready to hit the rack after that thumping he put on me. We said our good byes and Russ hopped on his horse (a monster truck - Chevy Tahoe I think) and headed off into the sunset (it was already dark but I just like that line).

Oh by the way, Russ had some magic chalk that only he could use. He said it was banking chalk. Sure enough he let me use it once and I banked a ball right in. After that he kept it far away from me. Thanks Russ for the great visit. Come by anytime - but no more One Pocket with you Hustler!
 
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Fellow AZ member poolhustler (Russ) came by to visit me yesterday, ostensibly to check out my Kent Davis cue and pick up a few DVD's. He lives on the other side of the greater Los Angeles area from me in Tujunga. It's about 25 miles and a world away. His home was very close to the recent fires that swept through the area on the northern side of Los Angeles. They are still raging now, but have abated somewhat. Russ had to evacuate his home and leave it to the firemen and grace of God to survive. Thankfully the area he lives in made it through. Homes near his were lost to flames, leveled to the ground.

All that aside we had a great visit that stretched well into the evening. We compared cues (he had a nice new Bryan Mordt) and chatted about AZ and such. We hit it off real good and talked about everything under the Sun. Like me he is a collector of cues and may have one of the biggest collection of Bert Schrager's, who is now retired.

We started to play pool several times but always got interrupted by the conversation. We actually had one game of 9-Ball going for a couple of hours. Yes, we play that bad! After a few hours we ordered Papa Johns pizza (excellent pizza!) and sat out on my patio, pigged out and continued our conversation. We talked about everything!

When our food had digested a while, we headed back inside and once again hit the pool table. Now Russ said, "How about some One Pocket?" Sure, why not. He knew I needed the practice before heading to Galveston next week. He racked 'em up and I broke. I won the first game easily, and Russ seemed stymied as to what to do and I tried to help him by suggesting some shots he could shoot. All the while, he was telling me that he has only played maybe ten games of One Pocket and knows little about it.

The second game he broke and it was like a different person took over his body. All of a sudden he knew all the moves and hit every shot with good speed and accuracy. I told him he was a fast learner. :wink: Now a situation comes up where he has a long rail bank, and he looks at me and says, "You're a good banker, aren't you?" Well yeah, I think so. Now you have to know that this is a double tough Diamond table with tight pockets and deep shelves. Russ steps up there and banks the ball in the heart of the pocket. "Nice shot" is all I could muster.

He proceeded to kick my ass that game, making two more swishes on long bank shots. It was now 1-1 and about 9:30 at night. I told him we could play the rubber game another time. Believe me he was ready for more. I was ready to hit the rack after that thumping he put on me. We said our good byes and Russ hopped on his horse (a monster truck - Chevy Tahoe I think) and headed off into the sunset (it was already dark but I just like that line).

Oh by the way, Russ had some magic chalk that only he could use. He said it was banking chalk. Sure enough he let me use it once and I banked a ball right in. After that he kept it far away from me. Thanks Russ for the great visit. Come by anytime - but no more One Pocket with you Hustler!

Come on where can i get some banking chalk!! Please Please
 
That Russ can sure move real good, can't he?

A friend and I visited him a few weeks ago. He has a real nice game room in the garage. His table has 4" pockets, if I remember right. We got to playing and Russ showed us he had command of that table!

We then thought we would throw him a curve ball by asking if he'd like to play One-Pocket. Of couse he gave us that old saw about not playing it very much, but he'll give it a try. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, if he doesn't play it much, he sure catches on real quick!

At the end of our visit, he introduced us to that magic banking chalk. I'm surprised he showed you this, Jay. It's a deadly weapon in the wrong hands! :smile:

I'm glad to hear he made it out of the fires OK. He posted up some pics in the NPR section, some of which he took right outside his home.
 
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I definitely need some of that secret banking chalk! :rolleyes:

Do you have any idea where I can get some free samples? :wink:
 
Bet that SECRET CHALK would sell like other SECRETS! Like a
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Well first off, I want to thank Jay for the awesome hospitality. I truly had a great time hanging out with this legend of pool!!

Secondly, I think Jay must be showing his age, the way I remember it was that we never even finished the one game of nine ball that we tried to play. Took a couple of hours of chatting and we never even finished!!

The first game of one pocket, he kicked my ass so bad I needed some Desitin!! The second and last game of one pocket was BARELY won by me. I got lucky on a couple of shots and managed to pull out a win.

Watch out Galveston, Jay is gonna show you how one pocket is played!! This guy can bank with the best of them. I think he only missed one or two bank attempts the whole night.

As far as the "Magic Chalk" goes, well I could tell ya what kind it is, but you know that I would then have to kill ya!!! lol

Thanks again Jay for the great conversation, videos and dinner!!

Hope to see you again soon,

Russ.....

ps - I am also one of the many that read Jay's book in two sittings. If you haven't read his book yet, do yourself a favor and pick up a copy. It is a great read!!!
 
I thought that fire was near Russ home, i didnt realize it was THAT close, Thank God he is ok.


Jay has a cool pad to hang out at I was there 3 or 4 nites ago, his back yard gives most back yards the 5 ball, wow its great, it gives mine the 5,7.


glad you guys had fun
 
Russ, I'm extending an invitation to you to my house but with the condition that you bring that banking chalk with you. Later I will vacuum my table for chalk dust and have it analyzed.
 
Russ, I'm extending an invitation to you to my house but with the condition that you bring that banking chalk with you. Later I will vacuum my table for chalk dust and have it analyzed.

Hi Frank! Long time no see. Hope you and your family are well.

I would love to get my ass kicked in some one pocket by you!!

:rolleyes:

Take care buddy,

Russ....
 
I read the story Jay and it reads like a cheap attempt to get weight for the next session. :wink:

Sounds like you guys had a great time. BTW, if you haven't played on Russ's table you would have no way of knowing this, but your Diamond with the Pro Cut pockets are like buckets to him. From what I've seen and heard he has the corners on his GC tightened to just under a ball at the mouth, tighter at the throat. :smile:

BTW, I have heard that his magic chalk is just Blue Diamond but was blessed in a secret ceremony by Efren Reyes and Ronnie Allen.
 
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Being from New York originally, I'm appalled by what Jay wrote.
PAPPA JOHNS IS NOT GOOD PIZZA! lol

Jay and Russ are both good guys in my book. If either one of you are in the Calabasas area come by and play on my Anniversary with me.
 
Being from New York originally, I'm appalled by what Jay wrote.
PAPPA JOHNS IS NOT GOOD PIZZA! lol

Jay and Russ are both good guys in my book. If either one of you are in the Calabasas area come by and play on my Anniversary with me.

i hear new yorkers say that all the time. i have to see for myself one day. is the pizza in new york really that much better than the pizza we can get in california?
 
Ahhhhhhh yeah. Brooklyn Pizzeria in Reseda is pretty damn close though. Chinese food is also better in New York.
 
Poop Johns not Papa Johns

Being from New York originally, I'm appalled by what Jay wrote.
PAPPA JOHNS IS NOT GOOD PIZZA! lol

Jay and Russ are both good guys in my book. If either one of you are in the Calabasas area come by and play on my Anniversary with me.

I have had Papa Johns made from its home plant in Louisville. It was so bad. if they tried to sell it in Chicago -- where we have great deep dish pizza, and decent thin crust, (however, our thin crust does not compare to NY's thin crust I must admit) -- somebody would throw a grenade through Papa's front window, just like the roaring 20s. The bread in Calif. is also among the world's worst, with only San Fran having anything remotely edible. Now if anyone wants to talk about the California girls, well that's another story.

Beard
 
Better than CA? Yeah. Chicago? No.

Ahhhhhhh yeah. Brooklyn Pizzeria in Reseda is pretty damn close though. Chinese food is also better in New York.

New York's Chinatown needs a severe visit the from Health Dept. The Bldgs are 150 --200 years old, and that is reflected a great deal in their toilets. I would only consider doing number 2 in one of their toilets if I had a 17 round Glock to use on the giant roaches.

Beard
 
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