I knew i was in trouble when my first opponent was introduced
as Warren Peace.
..ahh....it's a long story.....
1 pocket is so slow...
even the great Efren Reyes wont play Mike Wong
even...
One pocket is so slow that when you cut a ball, you must factor in throw, skid, and erosion.
Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.
One Pocket is so slow....
...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...
...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!
Jeff Livingston
Perhaps because they have difficulty comprehending a game that lasts more than a minute or two and doesn"t allow for banging all the pretty colored balls allover the table, seems many speedballers avoid the more difficult game of one pocket in favor of the far simpler games, claiming a need for speed.
I wonder if they ever notice that almost all the great players eventually evolve to include one pocket in thier dossier, if not adopt one pocket as their choice of games.
Some old guys at our poolroom play one-pocket. Play is so slow, they all carry a couple changes of underwear.
Perhaps because they have difficulty comprehending a game that lasts more than a minute or two and doesn"t allow for banging all the pretty colored balls allover the table, seems many speedballers avoid the more difficult game of one pocket in favor of the far simpler games, claiming a need for speed.
Hey, I'm working here!!!
I don't come down to the Quicky Mart and knock the broom out of your hand, do I?
Jeff Livingston
You must not be able to play 1P, or it wouldn't be so slow if you knew what you were doing.
And I never heard any of the saying your saying.--Smitty
Perhaps because they have difficulty comprehending a game that lasts more than a minute or two and doesn"t allow for banging all the pretty colored balls allover the table, seems many speedballers avoid the more difficult game of one pocket in favor of the far simpler games, claiming a need for speed.
(snip)