memikey said:Smorg........you're in big trouble with my mate Dave. He happens to have had the pox since a recent dalliance with a Chinese lady of the night. In desperation he was willing to try anything. He read the thread and followed you're advice about trying to put it right with jam, two whole jars of blackcurrant flavour as it happens.
His best trousers are ruined, there's a swarm of flies following him everywhere and the pox has got worse![]()
Take it from someone who knows!:banghead:
The advice to make it right with jam is free, BUT, the instructions HOW are priceless :yeah:
BTW, I prefer CHERRY