Team names

ratcues said:
What is the best/clever team name you have ever heard?

Worst?

Most overused?
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Teams that I have played on in the past.

The Dugout Deep Strokers
What the Pho (pronounced What the Fuh)
Saftey First
Fourteen Balls and a Rack
Black Mariah
P.W.T. (poor white trash)
 
Our team name is C. O. Jones.

Maybe you have to be a bit Hispanic to get it. Think about it with a "South of the Border" accent.

I like it.
 
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The Acuesed.

Angle management.

teams I'm currently on. Both have good names.

One team was named 'Suck it up, princess!' Had some fun with that one...
 
TEAM HOMELESS..... We got tired of hearing so many people wine about bad rolls, rails ect.. So we decided to tell our league op that we will play every match away with no home location. We play double jeprody on Sunday nights and are in 1st in both 8 and 9. No one can say we had a home table advantage.
 
banned team names from the APA

I found it:

420
715
10 BALLS & 3 RACKS
2 HIGH 2 MAKE RANK
4 POLES, 2 HOLES & A BOWL
4 RACKS & 8 BALLS
5 INNIES & 6 DEAD BALLS
6 BALLS & 3 POCKETS
6 BALLS SHORT
6 BALLS TOO MANY
6 BOYS AND 9 TOYS
6 STICKS 2 POCKETS
7 D'S
7 STICKS & A NICE RACK
8 BALLERS
8-BALL BITES
9 ON THE HUMP
A FEW STICKS SHY
ACA
A'LIL BACK DOOR ACTION
ALL BALLS
ALL BALLZ
ALL BUST & NO BALLS
ALL BUST NO BULL
ALL BUST, NO BALLS
ALL BUSTS NO BALLZ
ALL LIQUORED UP
ALLUPNU
ALPHA CUE
ALWAYS HIGH
AREN'T BAGGIN'
ASSASSINS
B.S., INC.
BACK IN THE WHOLE
BACKWAY DONKIES
BAD WC
BADAS BALLS TO THE WALL
BALL SCRATHCHERS
BALLERS
BALLS DEEP
BALLS IN HAND
BALLS OF STEEL
BALLS OUT 2003
BALLS TO THE WALL
BALL-Z
BALLZ IN HAND
BALLZ OUT
BANK N SPAKS
BANKERS & HOOKERS
BEAVERS AND DUCKS
BEAVIS & THE BUTTHEADS
BELOW ME
BETTER THAN *USSY
BIG JOHNSON
BIG JOHNSONS
BIG NOOBIES
BIG STICKS
BOHICA
BOOBIE TRAP
BOOBIE'S BUNCH
BOYS W/TOYS CHIXS W/STICKS
BRENDA'S BOY TOYS
BUDDHALICIOUS
BUFF
BUSHWACKERS
BUSN-N-BALLS
BUST ‘N BALLS
BUST-N-A-HALF
BUSTY RACKS
BUZZED
CAROM THIS
CHEATERS
CHERRY BOMBS
CHOKIN STROKERS
CHRISTMAS BALLS
CHUBS
CHUPE ME WEBOS
COME AND GET SOME
COME GET SOME
CONTROL YOUR ROCK
CZUKIES NOOKIES
D.A.V.
D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F
D.O.A.
D.S. BISON
DAMDIFINO
DAMIFINO
DAMN STR8’S
DEB'S DRUNK TEAM
DEEP, WIDE, FREQUENTLY
DEWEY, CHEATEM & HOWE
DIK PHER
DING DONG DADDY'S
DIRTY STROKES
DMC'S
DOOBIE BROTHERS
DOOBIES
DOUG AS LIZARDS
DRINKING W/ A POOL PROBLEM
DROP THE BIG ONE
DRUNK MONKEYS
D'S NUTS 2006
DUCK FARTS 2006
DUGOUT 2003
DURDY TURTLE 2006
DWIGHT AND DWONG 2008
EIGHT BALLS & A POCKET 2004
EIGHT IT's 2005
EIGHT OUT! 2007
F.O.B.A.R. 2003
F.U.B.A.R. 2003
FARTY NINERS 2007
FCB- WINDOW LICKERS 2003
FELT GOOD 2005
FELT UP 2004
FJM!!IB 2004
FOUR PLAY 2005
FROSTY – CREAM 2008
FUBAR 2004
FUGLY STICKS 2005
FULL CUE 2003
FULL RACK 2003
GAMBLERS 2006
GET BENT 2008
GET FELT 2003
GET U SUM 2005
GETCHA SOME 2006
GOLDEN SPIKE 2007
GOT BALLS 2005
GOT FELT 2004
GOT WOOD 2005
GREEN ROLLERS INC 2006
GREENLEAF 2004
GREENLEAF SMOKERS 2003
GRUMPY OLD MEN & A HONG 2007
HAIRY HELMETS & THE COOTERS 2006
HARD WOOD SOFT TIPS 2006
HEAVY DOODY 2007
HFH 2007
HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS 2003
HIGH TIMES 2005
HIGHLY INTOXICATED 2008
HIT MEN 2007
HOES AND GIGALOS 2006
HOLLYWOOD BALLAZ 2003
HOLY CONDUMS 2007
HOOD RACKS 2007
HORSE MANEUVER 2006
HOSERS 2007
HOT POCKETS 2003
ICE HOLES 2006
IMPERIAL CRÈME 2007
INNIE MINNIE MINEY MOE 2006
INSERT WHAT WHERE 2007
IT'S LATE, YOU'LL DO 2003
JO-BLOBS 2003
JURSASSIS MINE 2003
JUST A POKIN 2003
K.I.S.S. 2005
KAPOW 2006
KGUNS 2008
KILLSWITCH 2007
KING JACKASS'S 2005
KISS THIS 2003
KOZY MAFIA 2008
KWITCHER*****EN 2007
L.G.F. 2007
LETT 2008
LIL DONKS 2008
LOFT 2008
LONG SHAFTS 2005
LONG STICKS 2008
LONG STICKS GO BOOM 2006
LOUNGE LIZARDS 2007
LOW ALL RIDERS 2007
M.F. SHOOTERS 2005
MA *****ES 2005
MASTER 8 ERS 2007
MIDGETS OF AMERICA 2008
MIDNIGHT TOKERS 2005
MILK FED VEAL 2006
MILK MONGERS 2006
MOOREHEADS 2003
MORE THAN A MOUTHFUL 2007
MUGS-N-JUGS 2008
MURDERER'S ROW 2006
MY BALLS IN YOUR HAND 2004
NASTY NATES FRESH FISH 2006
NATURAL BORN KILLERS 2007
NICE BUTTS, SHAFTS & TIPS 2007
NICE N TIGHT 2003
NICE PACKAGE 2005
NICE RACK 2005
NOOKIES 2004
NUT KRACKERS 2003
NUTS & GUTS 2004
NUTZ-N-HONEYS 2007
OBD 2005
OFB 2007
OLD SHAGGERS 2008
OU812 2003
PHD'S 2007
PHENOLIC RESIN 2008
PIMP PLAYERZ 2003
PINK PONY EXPRESS 2007
POCKET GOPHERS 2007
POCKET KNOCKERS 2007
POCKET MUNCHERS 2004
POCKET POUNDERS 2007
POCKET PUSHERS 2003
POCKET ROCKETS 2003
POKE & HOPE 2007
POKE & HOPE 2008
POKE & HOPE 2008
POKE AND PRAY 2003
POKE N RUNS 2003
POKERS N STROKERS 2005
POKIN' & STROKIN' 2003
POOL TANG CLAN 2003
POOR HOUSE HOES 2003
PORN STARS 2005
PORN STARZ 2005
PTM 2007
PUCKER UP 2004
PULL IT OUT 2003
PUT EM IN THE DOG 2006
PUT IT INSIDE 2004
QBALL VS THE ANGRY BEAVERS 2006
RACK BASTARDS 2005
RACK LOVERS 2004
RACK THIS 2005
RACKS & BALLS 2006
REEF DONKEYS 2008
RICHARD CRANIUM'S 2005
RICK'S BIG STICKS 2006
RODE HARD PUT AWAY WET 2004
ROLLEM & SMOKEM 2004
RUB 1 OUT 2004
RUF U UP 2007
RUFFRIDERS 2006
RUNNERS & HOOKERS 2003
S & P 2008
S.O.L. 2003
S.O.S. 2007
SANDBAGGERS 2005
SANDBAGGERS UNLEASHED 2004
SCRATCH THIS 2003
SCRATCH THIS 2008
SDB 2007
SEVEN STIX AND A LANDING STRIP 2007
SHARKING IS ENCOURAGED 2007
SHOOT SMART STUPID 2006
SHOOTING WITH BALLS 2005
SHORT BUS ALLSTARS 2007
SHUT UP & RACK EM 2005
SIX BOYS & TWO TOYS 2003
SLEAUX STROKERS 2005
SLKSTX&TUFCHX 2005
SLOW STROKERS 2005
SMACK A BALL 2004
SMOB 2008
SMOKIN BUDS 2003
SNIPERS 2006
SODDY SOTS 2003
SOFA KING LUCKY 2004
SOFA KING MORONS 2005
SOFACUES 2003
SOFTER, NO! HARDER 2007
SOLID BALLS 2005
SOME BUST ALL BALLS 2003
SOUTH END MALLARDS 2003
SPANKY KILLER 2008
SPECIAL KAYS 2007
SPRAY N PRAY 2006
STICK & BALLS 2004
STICK 'EM 2004
STICK IT IN 2005
STICK IT TO EM 2005
STICKS N CHICKS 2005
STICKS-N-STONERS 2007
STICKY BUNZ 2007
STIFF STICKS 2007
STIXX-N-RAXX 2007
STONE COLD KILLERS 2007
STOP BREAKIN MY BALLS 2006
STROKE IT 2003
STROKE IT DON'T POKE IT 2004
STROKE THIS 2004
STROKIN JOHNSONS 2004
SUX 2 B U 2007
SWOLLEN HEADS 2003
T.A. REBELS 2008
TACONY BALLERS 2007
TAKIN A SHIP 2005
TAP IT HARD 2006
TEAM 4-PLAY 2003
TEAM PUKE 2003
TEAM RAMROD 2007
THE 3P'S 2005
THE ANGRY GOATS 2007
THE BIG O'S 2004
THE BIG STICKS 2008
THE BUSHWACKERS 2003
THE CHEATERS 2003
THE CRACKERS PLUS 1 2007
THE DONKEY PUNCHERS 2007
THE EXECUTIONER 2006
THE HONEY TRAPPERS 2007
THE HOOKERS 2006
THE KISS OFFS 2005
THE RACKS OF BEEF 2003
THE 3 LEGGED MONSTER 2008
THICK STIX 2006
THUNDER DUCKS 2006
TIGHT POCKETS 2003
TIGHTEN UP 2004
TOMMY GUNS 2008
TRACI'S HIRED GUNS 2008
TRAP TEASERS 2003
TRENCHCOAT MAFIA 2006
TUNA HUNTERS 2006
TWO BUZZED 2005
TWO ON ONE 2004
TWO STUPID TOO LOSE 2008
VERY FREGAN LUCKY 2007
VI SUGA ARSE! 2007
VIBRATING 2005
WA YA DOWN DEA! 2006
WACO MAFIA 2008
WALNUT BREAKERS 2003
WANT SOME GET SOME 2004
WAR PIGS 2006
WE BLAZIN 2006
WE GOT WOOD 2004
WE HAVE BALLS 2007
WHATCHA WANNA PLAY 4 2008
WHITE CHOCOLATE 2007
WHOMPERS 2006
WINDOW LICKERS 2004
WOODIES 2006
WWJED 2008
YAUNT SUM DIS 2006
YOU HAVE A BYE 2008
YOU WANNA BET 2005
YOUNG WACKERS 2004
YUSASODUMBUBI 2007
 
I came up with 8 Inches of Deflection and 3 Feet of Squirt for my 9 ball team. It's pretty out of character for me to be so lewd, but I mean, it's just so good that I had to use it.

- Steve
 
From our Tuesday Vegas league:
Pocket Kings
Fa Cues
Cat A Racks
4 Letter Word
Odd Balls
Pocket Pickers
Motley Cues
Hookers - Used to be an all girl team. Used to be called the 4 Little Pigs. Hmmm.
The Pits
The Defectors
After Eight (Our team)
Slammers

My wife and I, Scotch Double team. The Nerve Rackers.
 
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We were the 2 for 1s, as our sponsor bar had 2 for 1 drinks all night on league night. It should have worked to our advantage, but my teammates would taking advantage before the other team would even get there!
 
ratcues said:
i think anything with "big dogs" or "drinking team with a pool problem" are used waaaaay too much.

One of the most clever is "off in the corner." when asked how another team played them the answer is "we beat off in the corner."
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in bca this yr there were actually 2 teams called off constantly,couldnt believe it
 
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