Umm, I live where I live because I was born in Canada perhaps.
The closest polar bear to me is in ChurchHill Manitoba brain trust.
Way more than a days drive for me anyway. Probably about 6 weeks driving. Then, I would probably have to take a 10 hr plane ride. Next, a dog sled.
I do speak Inuit tho so that would probably help me communicate with the polar bears better than the average Canadian. I do use my snow mobile to get to work in the winter too.
Where did you go to school Short bus?
You missed a golden opportunity. Should of said "Allow me to introduce you to my house pet. We call him Willy."