Charlie Williams named as Captain Team USA Mosconi Cup!

Say Whaaaaat

I'm boycotting!

I know most male pool players like to ogle, etc. but he can take it to creeptastic levels... I can't see how he was picked for this position just judging by all the negative feedback from BEFORE this decision was announced publicly!
 
The whole "you can't beat CW at 9B so your opinion doesn't count" stuff is so lame. When I was a lad, I remember the same guys saying "my dad can beat up your dad so shut up!". Same idiotic logic.

BTW, I can't sing as well as Justin Bieber, but I know he shouldn't be a song writer.
BTW, I can't dance as well as Chris Brown, but I know he shouldn't lead a women's rights group.
BTW, I can't play golf as well as Tiger, but I know he shouldn't lead a sexaholics group.
BTW, I can't toss a fastball like the Big Unit, but I know he shouldn't teach hitting.
 
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mosconiac said:
The whole "you can't beat CW at 9B so your opinion doesn't count" stuff is so lame. When I was a lad, I remember the same guys saying "my dad can beat up your dad so shut up!". Same idiotic logic.

BTW, I can't sing as well as Justin Bieber, but I know he shouldn't be a song writer.
BTW, I can't dance as well as Chris Brown, but I know he shouldn't lead a women's rights group.
BTW, I can't play golf as well as Tiger, but I know he shouldn't lead a sexaholics group.
BTW, I can't toss a fastball like the Big Unit, but I know he shouldn't teach hitting.
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But the fact remains...you still can't beat Charlie Williams!
 
mikeyfrost said:
Do I get to be present for the vote I'd like to state my case?

I can convey my arguments using an amalgamation of charlie williams, mortal kombat, string cheese, yarn, magnetic card keys, and "shooting your liver in."

I will also not compare JJ to CW in any way.

I would like to go on record and state clearly that Charlie is better than a couple of members of Team USA, I'm hoping someone sprains a wrist so Charlie can win the match for USA.
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You're on the team for several good reasons but is there a dragon on your bandana? No. Good reason, Charlie Williams ain't cool. The fact that you wouldn't share your cue with your partner is disturbing.... Things don't look too good.
 
you forgot soething....

JCIN said:
I sense that soon Charlie Williams will become the new Chuck Norris.

You heard it here first folks.

1. Charlie Williams doesnt use the magic rack. He pokes dimples in the slate with his pinky finger and rolls the balls into them for a tight rack.
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He would use his index finger but he might punch a hole all the through the slate...

Jaden
 
Put_upor_shutup said:
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Now that I think about it..u should be present..we will meet u inGalveston on the old fishng pier..2am..We will supply the party favors..It was a fun journey Mikey..U were one of us..Every action has a price..see u tonight buddy..
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Damn man...better than ending up like Ox in Belly I guess.

The Saw said:
You're on the team for several good reasons but is there a dragon on your bandana? No. Good reason, Charlie Williams ain't cool. The fact that you wouldn't share your cue with your partner is disturbing.... Things don't look too good.
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Saw, my partner tried to loan a guy a cue that I was gambling against. I still got the cash, but it got hard!
 
Put_upor_shutup said:
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Now that I think about it..u should be present..we will meet u inGalveston on the old fishng pier..2am..We will supply the party favors..It was a fun journey Mikey..U were one of us..Every action has a price..see u tonight buddy..
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Mikey, I thought I could ratchet this thing down but HTX just phoned this in.... I'll pour a little out for you my man...
 
The Saw said:
You're on the team for several good reasons but is there a dragon on your bandana? No. Good reason, Charlie Williams ain't cool. The fact that you wouldn't share your cue with your partner is disturbing.... Things don't look too good.
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Hmm... substitute "banana" for "dragon," and you get this:

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Enam3uk9Dc​

:p

-Sean
 
I am not really sure, I think after punching the first hole in the table with his pinky Charlie would lose interest in pool and go on to a new form of entertainment.
 
JAM said:
Well, one thing that Charlie has in common with Earl is their ability enhance hit counts on AzBilliards' threads within minutes.

What's the over/under that this thread won't get 3000 hits by tomorrow? :D
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The over wins. 5,000-plus hits at the time of this posting. :embarrassed2:
 
The Saw said:
Mikey, I thought I could ratchet this thing down but HTX just phoned this in.... I'll pour a little out for you my man...
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It's okay, I'll call in Team Frosty. They give out more wings and halo's than Red Bull and X-Box combined.
 
The Saw said:
You're on the team for several good reasons but is there a dragon on your bandana? No. Good reason, Charlie Williams ain't cool. The fact that you wouldn't share your cue with your partner is disturbing.... Things don't look too good.
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Lol I like the don't look good part.

The Saw said:
Yes. This Charlie Williams nonsense ends today....
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I wish you luck but I do think he will end it today. Long as he can keep DAZ on his team and keep him as his hero. LOL
 
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